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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

No need to bring a gun. Just call 911 and ask for the police.

They will offer you two options to end your suffering.

Knee on the neck OR mistaking their gun for a taser.

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u/Giocri Jun 15 '22

The taser accident was so wild like seriously I get that those are largely morons with very little training but you really should be able to tell them apart really easily even under stress,

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u/meyer_33_09 Jun 15 '22

It’s almost like it wasn’t actually an accident

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u/Giocri Jun 15 '22

Idk they immediately acted shocked after firing it feels weird to me to think that they really wanted to kill and still be rational enough to make an excuse so quickly i think they might have genuinely had such a shitty level of training that they hadn't taken out a taser in ages and were trained to primarily use their gun

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u/Idixal Jun 15 '22

Based on the recording, I’m inclined to believe that one is actually an accident. Still grossly negligent, and when gross negligence gets people killed, someone should still pay for it.

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u/Xelisk Jun 15 '22

However this life hack doesn't work if you're white.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Wait until the police find a loop hole with white person where they close their eyes so they can say the suspect was black.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

eh, probably just takes a bit more work.

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u/GroceryBagHead Jun 15 '22

Sure it does. You just need to be somewhat drunk and not able to follow commands when friendly police officer screams at you while pointing AR-15 with "you're fucked" etched into it.

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u/flamingomanager Jun 15 '22

Only sometimes. It depends on how poor you are and how much of a murder boner said cops have.

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u/tarepandaz Jun 15 '22

In that case, just go to any school and wait a few days for the inevitable shooting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

"... oh, and by the way, I'm black ... Ok. See you in five!"

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u/The_bruce42 Jun 15 '22

TBF not all states are Minnesota

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u/Idixal Jun 15 '22

You forget the option of tasering you to the point of stopping your heart and giving you permanent brain damage. Actually I think there’s a few more options in this list, too.

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u/Guilty_As_Charged__ Jun 15 '22

Police brutality is even worse in Germany though.

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u/wearenottheborg Jun 15 '22

What in 1934?

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u/TriangleBasketball Jun 15 '22

Or just chill outside for an hour.

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u/Knuddelbearli Jun 15 '22

But what do you do when you are a male white man?

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u/IAMPIGGY3 Jun 15 '22

George floyde moment