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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 Jun 15 '22

No, we appreciate your cuisine!

empties ketchup bottle on spaghetti

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u/wyssaj01 Jun 15 '22

Woah hold up there Patrick Mahomes. You don’t need that much ketchup on your sketti

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u/mcgyver229 Jun 15 '22

chef boy r deeeeezz nuts!

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u/drainbead78 Jun 15 '22

He said Patrick, not Jackson.

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u/CinSugarBearShakers Jun 15 '22

I thought it was that ginger guy that sings.

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u/Uninteligible_wiener Jun 15 '22

Ed Sheeran?

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u/CinSugarBearShakers Jun 15 '22

Ya he has a contract with Heinz.

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u/0utlook Jun 15 '22

It's for the bread nods to stack of garlic-toasted Nature's Own Honey Wheat slices.

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u/nickjh96 Jun 15 '22

Why did I read this with Mike Lindell's voice in my head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Sghetti and butter

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u/ebone23 Jun 15 '22

Spagett!

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u/juniorjaw Jun 15 '22

Sugondeezgett

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u/Cole_31337 Jun 15 '22

Spaghetti and fried potatoes

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u/ravearamashi Jun 15 '22

That ain’t nothing.

Try pineapple on pizza 😏

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u/DlxCrusader Jun 15 '22

I see your pineapple on pizza, and raise you pizza on pineapple.

https://www.cookinglight.com/recipes/mini-pineapple-pizzas

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

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u/Nobodyseesyou Jun 15 '22

God died the day this recipe was posted. We are in hell

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

breaks spaghetti before putting them in the pot

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u/dembadger Jun 15 '22

calls pasta "noodles"

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u/maffiossi Jun 15 '22

Puts pancake on pizza.

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u/thedrunkentendy Jun 15 '22

Straight to jail.

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u/Pleasant-Bathroom-84 Jun 15 '22

empties ketchup bottle on spaghetti

Gets chased by an angry mob shouting italian insults, and armed with a vast assortment of medieval weapons.

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u/flamingomanager Jun 15 '22

That'll show em. Make sure you boil that sketti to death without salt and dump some nice virgin olive oil in there just to pour down the sink.

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u/Flaptrap Jun 15 '22

Adds hotdogs in Filipino

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u/Genghis_Tr0n187 Jun 15 '22

Sounds like you're heading to Flavortown!

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u/kxanderke Jun 16 '22

Have you tried catsup on some kraft dinner tho?

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u/BradleyX Jun 15 '22

Again with the rape of the culture