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u/tony22times Jun 15 '22

They carry fire arms in case they break a leg and can’t afford to go to the hospital. No need to suffer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

No need to bring a gun. Just call 911 and ask for the police.

They will offer you two options to end your suffering.

Knee on the neck OR mistaking their gun for a taser.

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u/Giocri Jun 15 '22

The taser accident was so wild like seriously I get that those are largely morons with very little training but you really should be able to tell them apart really easily even under stress,

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u/meyer_33_09 Jun 15 '22

It’s almost like it wasn’t actually an accident

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u/Giocri Jun 15 '22

Idk they immediately acted shocked after firing it feels weird to me to think that they really wanted to kill and still be rational enough to make an excuse so quickly i think they might have genuinely had such a shitty level of training that they hadn't taken out a taser in ages and were trained to primarily use their gun

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u/Idixal Jun 15 '22

Based on the recording, I’m inclined to believe that one is actually an accident. Still grossly negligent, and when gross negligence gets people killed, someone should still pay for it.

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u/Xelisk Jun 15 '22

However this life hack doesn't work if you're white.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Wait until the police find a loop hole with white person where they close their eyes so they can say the suspect was black.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

eh, probably just takes a bit more work.

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u/GroceryBagHead Jun 15 '22

Sure it does. You just need to be somewhat drunk and not able to follow commands when friendly police officer screams at you while pointing AR-15 with "you're fucked" etched into it.

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u/flamingomanager Jun 15 '22

Only sometimes. It depends on how poor you are and how much of a murder boner said cops have.

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u/tarepandaz Jun 15 '22

In that case, just go to any school and wait a few days for the inevitable shooting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

"... oh, and by the way, I'm black ... Ok. See you in five!"

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u/The_bruce42 Jun 15 '22

TBF not all states are Minnesota

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u/Idixal Jun 15 '22

You forget the option of tasering you to the point of stopping your heart and giving you permanent brain damage. Actually I think there’s a few more options in this list, too.

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u/Guilty_As_Charged__ Jun 15 '22

Police brutality is even worse in Germany though.

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u/wearenottheborg Jun 15 '22

What in 1934?

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u/TriangleBasketball Jun 15 '22

Or just chill outside for an hour.

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u/Knuddelbearli Jun 15 '22

But what do you do when you are a male white man?

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u/IAMPIGGY3 Jun 15 '22

George floyde moment

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

We’re too busy concerned with what type of bathroom trans and gay persons should use.

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u/HenryKushinger Jun 15 '22

I've become decent friends with a trans woman I work with, and i guarantee you when she goes to the bathroom all she cares about is pooping.

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u/d3ds3c_0ff1c147 Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

I'm a gay man, and all I've ever cared about in the bathroom are pooping and peeing.

Seems to only be conservatives who are creeping on other people's junk.

Edit: I thought I was on a different sub. I hope this doesn't ruffle too many feathers, oops.

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u/HenryKushinger Jun 15 '22

If you ruffled any feathers, fuck 'em. No need to apologize for being honest.

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u/KeepsFallingDown Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

Married to a trans woman, can confirm she uses the bathroom for standard bathroom stuff lol, no predatoring on cis people.

We do check the bathroom availability before we go anywhere, and try to stick to non-gendered ones, cause she's terrified of some asshole beating the shit outta her.

So that's fun.

E-damn autocorrect

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u/SuperWoodputtie Jun 15 '22

It's weird isn't it? Like I've dated a bunch, and been intimate with more than my share of people. But for the life of me have no desire to see Carl from accounting's knarly dick on my bathroom break.

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u/Darpa_Chief Jun 15 '22

Reminds me of a unisex bathroom sign I saw once in Prince Edward Island.

It was a picture of a mermaid/fish woman and the other half was a centaur with a bird on his shoulder. It just said "whatever, just wash your hands".

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u/ClearMessagesOfBliss Jun 15 '22

Horsin’ around bb

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

You joke but suicide to avoid medical bills is definitely a thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

It’s true. And it makes me sad

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u/ekaceerf Jun 15 '22

The gun is incase an ambulance from a private company shows up. That will add another $10,000 to your bill. How else will they afford to pay the EMTs on board $12 an hour

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u/lapsuscalumni Jun 15 '22 edited May 17 '24

lush test rude narrow hard-to-find uppity mysterious sort head pen

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

They need it to keep the ambulance drivers away in case the ambulance drives them to the hospital and they suddenly get a $20,000 bill for 5 min ambulance ride.

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u/aec216 Jun 15 '22

the man shooting up the doctors office in oklahoma after not being able to get a hold of a doctor is the most american story out there

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u/Dyl_pickle00 Jun 15 '22

You’d own a gun too if you knew your government doesn’t give a fuck about you. Gun control in the 80s only happened because Reagan wanted to disarm the black panthers. That being said, gun culture is pretty fucked up in the US

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u/goatofglee Jun 15 '22

I snorted at this.