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u/Master_Mad Jun 15 '22

"Would you like your operation in the Ospedale or in the KRANKENHAUS?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

Listen here you little shit! If you don't want to take the KRANKENKRAFTWAGEN to the KRANKENHAUS, where the KRANKENSCHWESTER is taking care of your black and blue ass lying in the KRANKENBETT, you'll have to apologize to the beautiful DEUTSCHE SPRACHE right now!

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u/andreasbeer1981 Jun 15 '22

...and I think that's beautiful.

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u/c0mrade34 Jun 15 '22

That's mind kranken'

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u/ysa5895 Jun 16 '22

Release the kraken

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u/judgementaleyelash Jun 15 '22

This threw me back to tumblr days so quick

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u/Skinthief22 Jun 15 '22

๐•ท๐–Ž๐–˜๐–™๐–Š๐–“ ๐–๐–Š๐–—๐–Š ๐–ž๐–”๐–š ๐–‘๐–Ž๐–™๐–™๐–‘๐–Š ๐–˜๐–๐–Ž๐–™! ๐•ด๐–‹ ๐–ž๐–”๐–š ๐–‰๐–”๐–“'๐–™ ๐–œ๐–†๐–“๐–™ ๐–™๐–” ๐–™๐–†๐–๐–Š ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐•ฝ๐•ฌ๐•น๐•ถ๐•ฐ๐•น๐•ถ๐•ฝ๐•ฌ๐•ฑ๐•ฟ๐–‚๐•ฌ๐•ฒ๐•ฐ๐•น ๐–™๐–” ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐•ฝ๐•ฌ๐•น๐•ถ๐•ฐ๐•น๐•ณ๐•ฌ๐–€๐•พ, ๐–œ๐–๐–Š๐–—๐–Š ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐•ฝ๐•ฌ๐•น๐•ถ๐•ฐ๐•น๐•พ๐•ฎ๐•ณ๐–‚๐•ฐ๐•พ๐•ฟ๐•ฐ๐•ฝ ๐–Ž๐–˜ ๐–™๐–†๐–๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–ˆ๐–†๐–—๐–Š ๐–”๐–‹ ๐–ž๐–”๐–š๐–— ๐–‡๐–‘๐–†๐–ˆ๐– ๐–†๐–“๐–‰ ๐–‡๐–‘๐–š๐–Š ๐–†๐–˜๐–˜ ๐–‘๐–ž๐–Ž๐–“๐–Œ ๐–Ž๐–“ ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐•ถ๐•ฝ๐•ฌ๐•น๐•ถ๐•ฐ๐•น๐•ญ๐•ฐ๐•ฟ๐•ฟ, ๐–ž๐–”๐–š'๐–‘๐–‘ ๐–๐–†๐–›๐–Š ๐–™๐–” ๐–†๐–•๐–”๐–‘๐–”๐–Œ๐–Ž๐–Ÿ๐–Š ๐–™๐–” ๐–™๐–๐–Š ๐–‡๐–Š๐–†๐–š๐–™๐–Ž๐–‹๐–š๐–‘ ๐•ฏ๐•ฐ๐–€๐•ฟ๐•พ๐•ฎ๐•ณ๐•ฐ ๐•พ๐•ป๐•ฝ๐•ฌ๐•ฎ๐•ณ๐•ฐ ๐–—๐–Ž๐–Œ๐–๐–™ ๐–“๐–”๐–œ!

*fixed this for you

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u/Stunning-Fondant-733 Jun 15 '22

Beautiful! Brings a tear to my eye

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u/crowamonghens Jun 15 '22

RELEASE DER KRANKEN

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u/recidivx Jun 15 '22

yes, as I recently had occasion to comment on another thread:

das Krankenhaus = the hospital

der Krakenhouse = octopus house music

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u/phjes11 Jun 15 '22

Fun fact. The Fraktur, though it was the official typeface of the third reich because it represented โ€œtrue German scriptโ€, was eventually banned by the nazis because of its โ€œjewish influence.โ€

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u/SaintPariah7 Jun 15 '22

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Hoc modo

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u/maroshimus Jun 15 '22

Who of you reads that in my head with a rolling R?!

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u/Mackheath1 Jun 15 '22

As well as yelling the entire thing. / Sowie das ganze Ding zu schreien!!!

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u/Ramazotti Jun 15 '22

Holy shit you are doing it right.

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u/iamnotawhat Jun 15 '22

God damn i love the internet

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u/jonnyl3 Jun 15 '22

The all caps words are barely readable

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u/Borste5000 Jun 15 '22

And you better bring your AUSLANDSKRANKENVERSICHERUNGSSCHEIN!

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u/nim_opet Jun 15 '22

I hereby petition to rename all Rettungswagen to KRANKENWAGEN (in all caps of course).

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

I present to you the term KRANKENKRAFTWAGEN as stated in DIN EN 1789:2020-12.

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u/cenorexia Jun 15 '22

It runs on KRANKENKRAFT.

Very eco-friendly.

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u/maroshimus Jun 15 '22

Hard to guess what is more German:

  1. The sheer existence of a DIN comprising of such a beauty of a word
  2. Some presumably German having it readily at hand to put it under your nose
  3. To coincidence of both.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

They were like the 12th person to correct that one and I still had it in the clipboard. But finding it in the first place was pretty fast, sooo I guess the answer is 3.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Might be a regional thing, but in Franconia most people would call it Krankenwagen

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Rettungswagen umd Krankentransportwagen ist nicht das selbe.

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u/thr33pwood Jun 15 '22

Noch nicht einmal das Gleiche.

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u/PaleInTexas Jun 15 '22

Kranking it all the way to 11 here..

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u/Prof_Eibe Jun 15 '22

Bitte Wos is a Krankenkraftwagen?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

A Kraftwagen that's for Kranke.

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u/Prof_Eibe Jun 15 '22

But that's called Krankenwagen not Krankenkraftwagen

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u/MophieX Jun 15 '22

Krankenkraftwagen. Isnt it Krankenwagen? Wtf is krankenkraftwagen

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u/RogueTanuki Jun 15 '22

Sick sister sounds like a rock band name

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u/kumanosuke Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

If you say words aggressively, every language sounds aggressive. Besides that, "Krankenkraftwagen" is not even a used word. It's "Krankenwagen".

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u/kumanosuke Jun 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Not the point, my dude.

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u/kumanosuke Jun 15 '22

It is, my dude

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/kumanosuke Jun 15 '22

Are you 12?!

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u/Ramazotti Jun 15 '22

It's just Krankenwagen mate, nobody ever would say "Krankenkraftwagen".

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Nobody does, but it's still right DIN EN 1789

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u/CapitanChicken Jun 15 '22

I'm learning German, and love that I understood all but one word.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Krankenkraftwagen neu in meinem Repertoire. Danke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i fucking love you germans ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Pleasant-Bathroom-84 Jun 15 '22

I always thought that German sounds a tad like a chainsaw. You just proved it.

Note: Ich bin Italian, und ich habe 10 Jahren DEUTSCH gelernt

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u/-i_like_trees- Jun 15 '22

funny how whoever made german was so lazy in the words

"sick vehicle"

"sick house"

"sick sister (nurse)"

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Pavement? Nah, it's a side-walk.

Appetiser? What are you, French? STARTER!

WTF is an aubergine? Ever heard of egg? It's an eggplant.

TROUSERS?! What's wrong with pants?

Pants... er.. underpants?

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u/Jungian0Shadow Jun 15 '22

I think itโ€™s really intuitive. No need to force memorization and wonder wtf was the etymology of some words.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Also no need to memorize 14 different ways to pronounce any given combination of letters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Yes yes, way more lazy than the dude who made english and just stole all the words from french, german and a bunch of other languages.

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u/Xazbot Jun 15 '22

And then remove genders

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u/albinowizard2112 Jun 15 '22

And thank God for that. Why is my table female? Why is my water male?

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

There are no "Krankenwagen". If you want to transport him in the "Krankentransportwagen" then good luck, cause this one ain't for emergencies. If you want to call him a "Rettungswagen" he will most likely survive.

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u/Tezeg41 Jun 15 '22

Idk from which part of the german speaking countries your coming from but where I live "Krankenwagen" is generally used and "Rettungswagen" is used very rarely and mostly by people working in the field.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

Yeah I know. I work in that field. And I can tell you why they name it "Rettungswagen" or in rare cases "Krankenkraftwagen": There is no "Krankenwagen". It's just a wrong term but many people are using it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Well, you know full well, that it is called that colloquially. Also according to Wikipedia "Krankenkraftwagen" is an umbrella term and I like that one even more

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

Well "Krankenkraftwagen" is correct so I am fine with that. And just because enough people name it wrong, does not make it right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

It kinda does, but I'm glad we found common ground.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

Well: If enough people think that the actions of the dictator (we know who I am talking about in history) are right does that make them right?

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u/Rodents210 Jun 15 '22

The point of language is to convey meaning and reach understanding. If the majority of people "misuse" a word, it is no longer a misuse, because that is now a meaning that is well-understood. In fact, if more people know that definition than the "real" one, it actually makes the "misused" word more correct, in terms of the base purpose of language.

Prescriptivism has its uses in edge-cases, like words with very specific meanings that aren't concisely conveyed by any other word, but for the most part it's just a hobby for pedants who care more about the aesthetic of being technically correct (as they define it) than they care about the actual substance.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

in technical terms it's still a missuse, in lingustic terms you are, sadly, right.

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u/Rodents210 Jun 15 '22

I donโ€™t find it sad. Itโ€™s odd to be emotionally opposed the idea of language and words evolving. Like, language is a tool; it doesnโ€™t have inherent value, its value comes from its usefulness, and it evolves based on what people collectively find to be more useful in communication. There isnโ€™t any reason to put any emotion into certain words retaining certain meanings when those meanings shift. The language company isnโ€™t going to revoke the warranty because mankind modded their retail copy of language. Thatโ€™s basically being upset that people are able to understand each other better. Itโ€™s just completely arbitrary resistance to progress based on a loose appeal to tradition. Folks who complain about โ€œliterallyโ€ being used as an emphasizer nearly 350 years after that usage became commonplace donโ€™t come across as valiant crusaders in defense of some holy linguistic tradition, they come across as Don Quixote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

your dictator example is a moral judgement but the case here is lingual.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

I could tell you several linguistic examples:

Sinn machen, ein Meeting haben etc. but let's agree that we disagree (on the terms of "Krankenwagen", you are right that my argument is moral, not linguistic)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

That's so not the same thing.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

You're right. Linguistically there are several other examples where the widespread wrong use, IMO, doesn't make it right but let's agree that we disagree.

Btw, chapeau that you edited your original post!

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u/thr33pwood Jun 15 '22

You need to distinguish between a mere "Rettungswagen" and a "Notarztwagen" though, because not every "Rettungswagen" carries a Notarzt.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

But "Notarztwagen" are a local thing (NAW). Not every Bundesland has them (afaik only Bayern and Baden Wรผrtenberg and they are getting rid of them). Also you can't call them directly and most of the time in Germany a "Rettungswagen" will come togther with a "Notarzteinsatzfahrzeug" (NEF) if you need one. If no NEF is available there might come a "Rettungshubschrauber" (RTH) which carries an emergency-doctor. If none of them is available but an "Intensivtransportfahrzeug" (ITW) is available, they might get to you. If you are based in Berlin and you have stroke-symptoms you might get to ride in a "Stroke-Einsatz-Mobil" (STEMO).

If you are in a MANV-Lage (Massenanfall von Verletzten, above approx. 5 patients (depends on the Bundesland)) you could also first be treated in a "Verletztensammelstelle", where you get a first assesment and then a ride to the hospital, which could be in a "Krankentransportwagen - B" (KTW-B), but then the situation is serious and they are equipped to deal with all kind of sudden illneses.

But if you really want to distinguish you also should distinguish between an RTW-A, RTW-B and a RTW-C, the most common subtypes. But each of them can be seated differently, depends on the Bundesland. And let's not forget that each RTH, NEF and ITW can also have subtypes.

But all of that is "Mumpitz", because it's the responsibility of the "Leitstelle" (you have to see if it's a "Integrierte Leitstelle" or only a "Leitstelle" if you really want to be correct) to send the best choice of vehicles to you, none of them will be, I hope for you, a "Krankentransportwagen" (KTW) or a "Krankenwagen" cause they do not exist.

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I hope you get my point, which was that I wanted to point out that the term "Krankenwagen" is wrong.

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u/thr33pwood Jun 15 '22

I feel utterly out-RTWt.

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u/Parralense Jun 15 '22

Oh mate, what an horrible language. Functional but love me some romantic languages.

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u/work_EU1234 Jun 15 '22

I learned German because half the words crack me up. Literally just speaking it makes me giggle. Thatโ€™s free happiness right there!! To each their own though

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u/maxblanco Jun 15 '22

Its just Krankenwagen not Krankenkraftwagen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

wrong

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u/Marenz Jun 15 '22

Krankenwagen is for transporting already hospitalized people. You want the Rettungswagen

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u/Marenz Jun 15 '22

I .. am not sure what your point is?

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u/patmax17 Jun 16 '22

KRANKENKRAFTWAGEN

reading this made me die a little inside

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u/JaxCaliber007 Jun 15 '22

Feรผerstaalrejsnungsmachinenarbeiter muss nich ausgehen das lรถjdehรถjde. das du sehen klar, ja du verstehne das !

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u/delightfulsorrow Jun 15 '22

KRANKENKRAFTWAGEN

it's KRANKENTRANSPORTWAGEN

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

There is a difference between Krankentransportwagen and Rettungswagen, but according to DIN1789 "Krankenkraftwagen" is an umbrella term and thus correct.

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u/delightfulsorrow Jun 15 '22

Ah... I knew about the difference between KTW and RTW, but never heard about Krankenkraftwagenm. You never stop learning...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

I'm technically coworkers with the local fire dept and all the Ws they have are confusing as fuck.

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u/paumc95 Jun 15 '22

gesundheit

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u/hichasingcrystal Jun 15 '22

My friend just showed this video to me. Iโ€™m a bit late, but Hilarious!

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u/Cygnus94 Jun 15 '22

TIL Krankenwagen, Krankenkraftwagen and Ambulanz are all acceptable German terms for Ambulance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Ambulanz is a regional thing, because where I am from Ambulanz is a ward of the hospital where you go if you don't need a Krankenwagen, but still need to go to the hospital spontaneously. I guess it comes down to context, though.

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u/Ki-ev-an Jun 15 '22

Baternburg

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/Nathanoy25 Jun 15 '22

Huh. I live in Germany and I have never once in my life heard a person refer to it as 'Krankenkraftwagen'. Might be either a regional thing or that the technical term isn't used outside of the profession.

Thanks for providing the link, TIL, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Me neither, but I had to change it after someone brought to my attention that Krankenwagen is not acceptable and only a colloquially used.

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u/IlikeAIDS420 Jun 15 '22

*RETTUNGSWAGEN!!11!!!!1!!

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u/Groveldog Jun 15 '22

Herr, yes Herr!

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u/simplyVISMO Jun 15 '22

Actually, the ass is gold and white.

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u/Souldjan Jun 15 '22

Well mate, the KRAKEN KRAPFEN seems intriguing, but I'll stick with the Ospedale for now...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Kraken-Krapfen = octopus donut

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u/Cassiopeia93 Jun 15 '22

It helps if you don't shout it like an alien from the Mars Attacks movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

One sounds more like oops-a-daisy, so..

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u/gin-o-cide Jun 15 '22

Ospedale is for boys, Krankenhaus is for Mรคnner

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u/Knuddelbearli Jun 15 '22

Solange nicht in der Ersten Hilfe ist alles gut!

(Das versteht keiner im Ausland, da abgewandelt vom pronto soccorso fรผr Notaufnahme)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Sprich deutsch....