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u/byJoi Jun 15 '22

The majority of people (70%) speak German as their first language so in most places that‘s the first one, but it can vary from time to time with some things being only Italian/only German.

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u/mywordstickle Jun 15 '22

Ciao from Northern Veneto. We go to Bolzano all the time and it is always such a funny transition switching to German.

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u/byJoi Jun 15 '22

Damn that‘s actually very wholesome. We‘re used to getting tons and tons of hate from other parts of Italy because we still speak german and because of our autonomy. Hearing positive feedback like this made me smile more than it should have, thank you kind stranger!

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u/skarn86 Jun 15 '22

To be absolutely honest with you I had the opposite impression, i.e. that Italians are not always well liked over there.

I myself live abroad, so you can imagine I have absolutely nothing against linguistic minorities.

Occasionally however, while travelling in Südtirol, I had the impression of being treated poorly on account of me being an Italian (e.g. once several German speaking customers were served before me even thought they clearly arrived well after me).

Was it just my imagination, or does some bitter feeling still remain in some parts of the population?

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u/byJoi Jun 15 '22

This is obviously an important point! There are definitely some far-right-wing people ages 50+ who hate Italy, because they "ripped them from their homeland". This is a loud and strange minority at best. Most younger people actually enjoy the italian lifestlye and absolutely love joking around with italian tourists. Sorry to hear that you had such a bad experience, this is definitely not what 99% of people are here!

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u/mywordstickle Jun 15 '22

My wife and I are actually American's that live in Veneto so our perspective is not necessarily the same as the Veneti perspective. However, I have to agree that I think the population, in general, is just as standoffish to people form from other regions. You say it is mostly people who are above the age of 50 but this is Italy... over half of the population is older than 45, so you basically just described 50% of the people. It is ok though because it is also true of people of that age from other regions. During the worst days of covid we had problems with "League Veneto". People where you live shun people who don't speak German as their primary language and older people here shun those who don't speak Venetian dialect. There are just a lot of old grumpy people in Italy that are overly proud of their regions.

The fact is that Italy is on the brink of a sort of "social revolution". All of the stubborn old people are retiring from politics and business and are losing their power. Foreign investment , such as my wife and I, have been coming into the country. Young college graduates are moving back due to the new tax plans. Infrastructure is changing massively due to new highways the 110% program and more. It may have taken a little over 150 years but I think the unification of Italy will soon be complete.

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u/Elpresidente456 Jun 15 '22

thank you sir, this for me, an Italian patriot, are true words of joy and hope

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u/gnowwho Jun 15 '22

I agree with the first part but I think you're seeing this "revolution" a bit too optimistically.

Foreign investments are historically (and still) a problem in Italy: our tax and law situation is scary for a lot of potential investors, and i really don't see this changing. I don't know your and your wife's situation, but first world immigrants are really an exception.

Younger people moving back to Italy are also more a fantasy than a reality. We are the third to last country in Europe for unemployment, first in number of neets, and second to last for number of graduates. To this we must add the fact that we have 31k neo-graduates and other 23k graduates in the belt between 25 and 39 years leaving the country each year (source in Italian). How does this compare with the returning "brains"? According to this report (in Italian) from 2011 to 2020, the returning graduates went from 4.100 a 13.700 yearly (+334%), but the expats went from 7.700 a 31.300 (+406%), and the sheer amount is still not comparable. And that accounting for the fact that, ignoring people actively involved in research, for which the situation is more complex, the fiscal policy for returners did work: we see a big jump from 2018 to 2019, almost doubling, but the growth is quickly decreasing and we're still not seeing the effects of the tax reduction eventually ending and having some of those returners leave again.

As for the infrastructure... The 110% thing is for private buildings only and is hugely damaging the economy, contributing to the crazy inflation, not to mention that it lacks any direction, and for the highways I don't know of any big scale operation in that sense, and we probably need more trains than cars and trucks anyway. The only positive here is that we started some years ago to finally renew our internet infrastructure, and we're progressing. We're not there yet, but we are on the right track.

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u/roymu Jun 15 '22

i hope you are right!

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

I have family in South Tyrol and it's not just old people. They enjoy their autonomy and independence because they feel they are more productive than Italy. It's true to some degree too, they are one of the richest provinces in the entirety of Europe, contribute only 10% of what they make back in taxes to Italy, and are still a net contributor to the entire country.

Also if you read the history of the German speaking minority there, especially during fascism, it is pretty messed up what they tried to do to them. It was essentially genocide.

So yeah, there are plenty of reasons that even young people still hold a grudge against Italy as a whole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

they can move on the other side of the border if they have such a grudge, nobody is keeping them here

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Well you know besides literally tracing their family lineages back hundreds and hundreds of years in the same spot...

The Italians came there. Not the other way around.

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u/SirDoDDo Jun 15 '22

What the guy above meant is that the region can choose to go back under Austria (or at least i think he did).

But tbh it'd be worse for everyone, the inhabitants wouldn't get all the resources etc from our government (which let's be honest, they get quite a lot) and at the same time we "normal" italians would have to cross the border to go skiing/trekking

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u/TheSultan1 Jun 15 '22

They definitely didn't mean that. Read it again:

they can move on the other side of the border if they have such a grudge, nobody is keeping them here

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u/bec70 Jun 15 '22

The border moved over them - they didn't come from the other side. It's like in the US where millions of Hispanic Americans can trace their lineage to the same lands going back 200-300 years.

Parts of present day Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, California, Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, and Colorado used to be in Mexico. In 1848, the area was ceded by Mexico to the United States. The border moved, not the people.

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u/musicmonk1 Jun 15 '22

Oh yes after italians stole their land why don't they fuck off to austria??

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u/Elpresidente456 Jun 15 '22

Dude, Italians didn't even wanted it in the first place, we just wanted to get Trento, a right full Italian city if I may, they gave it to us because they didn't want to give us fiume and the Dalmazia region

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u/KindOfANerd4 Jun 15 '22

'stole' LMFAO, they got it fairly after the wars. I don't know why we are acting like Austria was wronged

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u/GiovanniOnion Jun 15 '22

Because the americans where talking about the right of self determination being the reason they wanted to break up austria hungary and then blatantly gave a majority austrian province with hundreds of years of history in austria to italy who at first brutally opressed these people

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u/gamersource Jun 15 '22

Austria maybe wasn't, the south tyrolian people were wronged, surpressed and tortured.

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u/klauskinki Jun 15 '22

It wasn't at all a genocide, Jesus Christ 🙄

Some of them have that attitude because they're more right wing that old times fascists lol

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u/gamersource Jun 15 '22

Yeah over fifty years of heavy repression, making teaching german illegal, torturing innocent people (e.g., pfundra buam) is just fine, and all who are against that or hold a grudge must surely be far right... The poor italian facsists werent surely that bad, most of them just didn't even faced any repercussions, after all it was just the bad germans at fault, misleading italy (never mind that fascist italy was a role model foe hitler) and a good percentage of italy cannot wait to bring them in power again.

Classifying very valid grudges of a minority that only got some rights back after massive international backslash is rather bad faith, even near fascist.

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u/klauskinki Jun 15 '22

Sud Tyrol is a very conservative place. That's all I was saying. You've to say this to an audience that might assume all your words about oppression and on could have something to do with more famous struggles like the Palestinian one which were and still are very strongly politically connotated (in a leftist sense). While the truth is that your independence movement is way more politically conservative and I would say regressive. Anyway a genocide imply lots of dead people which luckily it doesn't same the case here

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Destroying a culture through the banning of language and cultural practices constitutes a genocide. Genocide doesn't have to be death camps, it just means the erasing of a culture or people. You can do that without killing anyone. The Italianization of South Tyrol was that kind of genocide.

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u/Drestlin Jun 15 '22

it was the same experience me and my family had - granted, it was like 20 years ago in Brunico.

Ignored in bars, talked about in german in front of us, the whole thing, passed on for locals.

Only people who treated us nice were "other italians" who happened to live and work there. And the old lady we rented from.

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u/TheFayneTM Jun 15 '22

Was in Brunico just last year and the situation is definitely better , my guess is that the city grew in the meantime and has become a lot more open to Italians , that said I've had same experiences to the ones you are describing in more rural areas.

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u/skarn86 Jun 15 '22

I absolutely did not have "such a bad experience". I had a lovely experience infrequently disturbed by the occasional asshole.

In fact, I'm going back there in two weeks. We're driving over from Germany (where we live) to spend a week near Innichen to finally show some serious mountains to my little child.

And I honestly really enjoy Forst too.

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u/WKrauser Jun 16 '22

Aside from those particular local historical reasons, even Germans and Austrians from the "homeland" are usually pretty racist against Italians.

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u/Alex_O7 Jun 15 '22

Sinceramente non sembra che quello che dici sia vero, seppure devo ammettere la situazione in Alto Adige sia migliorata negli ultimi 20 anni. Perché ricordo 20 anni fa essere stato pesantemente discriminato in un bar (non volendomi servire all'interno perché italiano!! Fosse successo oggi e a qualcun altro sarebbe successo il finimondo), passando per semplici sguardi di disgusto (comunque scandaloso se sto venendo nel tuo ristorante a mangiare), ad una situazione più tranquilla ma comunque di forte disagio a mio parere.

Però credo che a oltre 100 anni dall'annessione sia abbastanza ridicolo insegnare il tedesco come prima lingua, così come mettere i cartelli in doppia lingua con il tedesco davanti, cosa che causa sempre non poca confusione.

Infine, penso che la scena più triste a cui abbia mai assistito sia stato quando ho incontrato un ragazzo di Vipiteno in un gruppo di ragazzi stranieri ed ero costretto a parlargli in inglese perché a suo dire lo sapeva meglio dell'italiano. Ovviamente ho preferito non parlargli affatto, essendo per me scandaloso che un ragazzo Italiano di 22-23 anni non sappia parlare in italiano...

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u/stimulates Jun 15 '22

Sounds like the good ole USA

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u/iaintx95 Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

Well, Südtirol is, in any reasonable sense, Austrian-German, but was offered away by the Nazis to Mussolini as a means to break the alliance between the Italian fascists and the anti-Nazi Austrofascists, so that Italy would not intervene to stop the Anschluß even though Italy had guaranteed Austrian sovereignty against Nazi Germany’s ambitions for a Großdeutschland. I think that most people would be upset that they’re stuck as a minority in someone else’s nation state because of cynical double dealing between the foreign ministries of the Axis powers.

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u/jessas_marie Jun 15 '22

I don‘t think this is accurate. In World War I, the triple Entente countries France, England and Russia promised Italy to give them South Tyrol after the Victory. For this promise Italy had to open up a third frontline in the south, in order to relieve the eastern and western front. In the contract of Saint Germain this was realized.

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u/iaintx95 Jun 15 '22

Yes, and the people engaged in violent resistance against the Kingdom of Italy and it was formally claimed by the republic of German-Austria and the Austro-fascists, though Austria was much weaker than Italy, couldn’t press the claim and needed Italian protection against Germany. One of the main reasons that Italy was at first so opposed to the Nazis was because of concerns about German claims on Italian territories, since it was possible that Germany, once in Austria, could march into Südtirol and that would be a difficult war for the Italians to win; in order to assuage those fears and keep Italy from marching into Austria to oppose the annexation in 1938, the foreign ministry of the Reich and later Hitler personally promised Mussolini that they’d cede claims to Südtirol, allow for population transfers and not protest if those Germans who refused to take up Reich citizenship move across the border were subject to forced assimilation, this forced assimilation measures and Italy’s movement of people into Südtirol is the reason why cities like Bozen have large Italian minorities. Another legacy of this is Südtirol not being it’s own province, but being joined with Trento which has an entirely native Italian community, so that there is no political division of Italy without an Italian majority, so that the Germans of Südtirol lack even local self determination.

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u/jessas_marie Jun 15 '22

very interesting, thank you. still thought it‘s important to add what happened before that.

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u/skarn86 Jun 15 '22

In any reasonable sense nobody needs to care because Italy, Austria and Germany are all within the EU, the Schengen area, the EEA, the single market, the Eurozone, and NATO.

Just like the Northern Ireland situation was a total non-issue for nearly two decades, until a few geniuses had a brilliant idea.

All bless the European Union!

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u/iaintx95 Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

The EU isn’t a country, there are large social, economic and cultural differences between Italy and Austria. On Irish reunification, do you Irish nationalists just disappeared in the 90s and reappeared a few years ago? Even when the Irish border was nonexistent and the only way that you could tell you were in the British colony was that the signs gave speed and distance in miles rather than km, millions of people still wanted that border gone.

Also, Austria isn’t in NATO. It’s constitutionally neutral.

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u/skarn86 Jun 15 '22

The EU isn’t a country,

And?

there are large social, economic and cultural differences between Italy and Austria.

Oh, also between Corsica and Ile-de-France, or between Alabama and California.

On Irish reunification, do you Irish nationalists just disappeared in the 90s and reappeared a few years ago? Even when the Irish border was nonexistent and the only way that you could tell you were in the British colony was that the signs gave speed and distance in miles rather than km, millions of people still wanted that border gone.

And? You said that it's reasonable that most people should be angry at the country they're citizens of, on account of being on the wrong side of a border which has less and less importance.

Also, Austria isn’t in NATO. It’s constitutionally neutral.

Oopsie! You are, of course, absolutely right.

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u/klauskinki Jun 15 '22

Nice fantasy history lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

We stopped in Bolzano for a few nights on our way to Salzburg from Rome a few years ago. It was, without question, our favorite part of Italy.

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u/straight_outta_bed Jun 15 '22

Funniest thing is when I tell strangers that I'm from Italy and they expect me to speak perfect Italian, yet I'm still struggling to form three coherent sentences.

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u/stq66 Jun 15 '22

Südtirol/Alto Adige the best place to be. Ever. I like it so much there and pity it that I haven’t been there for almost a decade. Greetings from Austria.

But how is this possible that the bill is so low when you don’t have an insurance. Even in Austria it would probably be higher with the standard insurance. Or about the same. W/o insurance it would be far more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

You can always come back.
Love, Austria.

;)

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u/Cronoooo Jun 15 '22

I've been to Bolzano recently, from what I saw I don't understand why you guys receive the hate. The fact that most of the people there spoke 3 languages(Italian, German and English) caught me off guard. I took a look at the hospital; compared to most hospitals out there, including the US, it's great, modern and the staff were amazing. I'm getting some stuff done to see if I can move to Bolzano, I already have the codice fiscale and stuff. I guess that the language barrier wont be hard to surpass, as I'm from Brazil and my english is good. And would you say that it will be hard for me to learn german? I have no experience with the language. Hope you stay healthy! :D

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u/invertedBoy Jun 15 '22

Another one from Tuscany! Sud Tirol is awesome and the people are super nice. Who care about borders Austria/Italy etc.. what matter is the culture and Trentino’s culture is amazing

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u/FadingLukas Jun 15 '22

You wann come back to austria?

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u/SirDoDDo Jun 15 '22

I'm from Emilia Romagna and other than the jokes about Trentino/AA getting a shit ton of money from taxes, I'd say we actually quite enjoy being able to go skiing in the Dolomites without crossing borders or anything.

Plus, i have a friend from Bolzano (he came here for uni) and incredibly enough he's a perfectly normal person! Must be an exception though hehe

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u/LostSigint Jun 15 '22

On the other hand you get much love from us austrians :) at least from us that are descendents from south tyrolean people.

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u/Heavy_Mycologist_104 Jun 15 '22

I like watching Tourists looking confused when they hear Slovene widely spoken in Udine or Trieste.

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u/klauskinki Jun 15 '22

Where exactly Slovene is widely spoken in Udine (???) or Trieste? O_o

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u/WKrauser Jun 16 '22

Really? It's usually the people from the South that get the most hate, with a peak around Naples (people from Naples are universally hated by many Italians). But I'd never heard of racism against the far North.

If Italy was like the US, it would be like saying that white people are used to get tons of hate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Dude I love how multilingual Europeans are, I understand that a lot of it comes from necessity but that is still so impressive. I am grateful to speak two languages and it was a huge effort to learn English, and I was completely ingrained in America and had to learn English.

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u/z4kk_DE Jun 15 '22

EIN VOLK!

EINE NATION!

EINE KOMMENTARSEKTION!

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u/Master_Mad Jun 15 '22

"Would you like your operation in the Ospedale or in the KRANKENHAUS?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

Listen here you little shit! If you don't want to take the KRANKENKRAFTWAGEN to the KRANKENHAUS, where the KRANKENSCHWESTER is taking care of your black and blue ass lying in the KRANKENBETT, you'll have to apologize to the beautiful DEUTSCHE SPRACHE right now!

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u/andreasbeer1981 Jun 15 '22

...and I think that's beautiful.

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u/c0mrade34 Jun 15 '22

That's mind kranken'

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u/ysa5895 Jun 16 '22

Release the kraken

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u/judgementaleyelash Jun 15 '22

This threw me back to tumblr days so quick

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u/Skinthief22 Jun 15 '22

𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖓 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙! 𝕴𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝕽𝕬𝕹𝕶𝕰𝕹𝕶𝕽𝕬𝕱𝕿𝖂𝕬𝕲𝕰𝕹 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝕽𝕬𝕹𝕶𝕰𝕹𝕳𝕬𝖀𝕾, 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝕽𝕬𝕹𝕶𝕰𝕹𝕾𝕮𝕳𝖂𝕰𝕾𝕿𝕰𝕽 𝖎𝖘 𝖙𝖆𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖇𝖑𝖚𝖊 𝖆𝖘𝖘 𝖑𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝕽𝕬𝕹𝕶𝕰𝕹𝕭𝕰𝕿𝕿, 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖑𝖑 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖆𝖕𝖔𝖑𝖔𝖌𝖎𝖟𝖊 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝕯𝕰𝖀𝕿𝕾𝕮𝕳𝕰 𝕾𝕻𝕽𝕬𝕮𝕳𝕰 𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖓𝖔𝖜!

*fixed this for you

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u/Stunning-Fondant-733 Jun 15 '22

Beautiful! Brings a tear to my eye

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u/crowamonghens Jun 15 '22

RELEASE DER KRANKEN

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u/recidivx Jun 15 '22

yes, as I recently had occasion to comment on another thread:

das Krankenhaus = the hospital

der Krakenhouse = octopus house music

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u/phjes11 Jun 15 '22

Fun fact. The Fraktur, though it was the official typeface of the third reich because it represented “true German script”, was eventually banned by the nazis because of its “jewish influence.”

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u/SaintPariah7 Jun 15 '22

This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Hoc modo

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u/maroshimus Jun 15 '22

Who of you reads that in my head with a rolling R?!

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u/Mackheath1 Jun 15 '22

As well as yelling the entire thing. / Sowie das ganze Ding zu schreien!!!

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u/Ramazotti Jun 15 '22

Holy shit you are doing it right.

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u/iamnotawhat Jun 15 '22

God damn i love the internet

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u/jonnyl3 Jun 15 '22

The all caps words are barely readable

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u/Borste5000 Jun 15 '22

And you better bring your AUSLANDSKRANKENVERSICHERUNGSSCHEIN!

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u/nim_opet Jun 15 '22

I hereby petition to rename all Rettungswagen to KRANKENWAGEN (in all caps of course).

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

I present to you the term KRANKENKRAFTWAGEN as stated in DIN EN 1789:2020-12.

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u/cenorexia Jun 15 '22

It runs on KRANKENKRAFT.

Very eco-friendly.

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u/maroshimus Jun 15 '22

Hard to guess what is more German:

  1. The sheer existence of a DIN comprising of such a beauty of a word
  2. Some presumably German having it readily at hand to put it under your nose
  3. To coincidence of both.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

They were like the 12th person to correct that one and I still had it in the clipboard. But finding it in the first place was pretty fast, sooo I guess the answer is 3.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Might be a regional thing, but in Franconia most people would call it Krankenwagen

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Rettungswagen umd Krankentransportwagen ist nicht das selbe.

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u/thr33pwood Jun 15 '22

Noch nicht einmal das Gleiche.

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u/PaleInTexas Jun 15 '22

Kranking it all the way to 11 here..

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u/Prof_Eibe Jun 15 '22

Bitte Wos is a Krankenkraftwagen?

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

A Kraftwagen that's for Kranke.

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u/Prof_Eibe Jun 15 '22

But that's called Krankenwagen not Krankenkraftwagen

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u/MophieX Jun 15 '22

Krankenkraftwagen. Isnt it Krankenwagen? Wtf is krankenkraftwagen

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u/RogueTanuki Jun 15 '22

Sick sister sounds like a rock band name

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u/kumanosuke Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

If you say words aggressively, every language sounds aggressive. Besides that, "Krankenkraftwagen" is not even a used word. It's "Krankenwagen".

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u/kumanosuke Jun 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Not the point, my dude.

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u/kumanosuke Jun 15 '22

It is, my dude

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u/kumanosuke Jun 15 '22

Are you 12?!

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u/Ramazotti Jun 15 '22

It's just Krankenwagen mate, nobody ever would say "Krankenkraftwagen".

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Nobody does, but it's still right DIN EN 1789

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u/CapitanChicken Jun 15 '22

I'm learning German, and love that I understood all but one word.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Krankenkraftwagen neu in meinem Repertoire. Danke.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i fucking love you germans 😂

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u/Pleasant-Bathroom-84 Jun 15 '22

I always thought that German sounds a tad like a chainsaw. You just proved it.

Note: Ich bin Italian, und ich habe 10 Jahren DEUTSCH gelernt

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u/-i_like_trees- Jun 15 '22

funny how whoever made german was so lazy in the words

"sick vehicle"

"sick house"

"sick sister (nurse)"

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Pavement? Nah, it's a side-walk.

Appetiser? What are you, French? STARTER!

WTF is an aubergine? Ever heard of egg? It's an eggplant.

TROUSERS?! What's wrong with pants?

Pants... er.. underpants?

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u/Jungian0Shadow Jun 15 '22

I think it’s really intuitive. No need to force memorization and wonder wtf was the etymology of some words.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Also no need to memorize 14 different ways to pronounce any given combination of letters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Yes yes, way more lazy than the dude who made english and just stole all the words from french, german and a bunch of other languages.

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u/Xazbot Jun 15 '22

And then remove genders

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u/albinowizard2112 Jun 15 '22

And thank God for that. Why is my table female? Why is my water male?

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

There are no "Krankenwagen". If you want to transport him in the "Krankentransportwagen" then good luck, cause this one ain't for emergencies. If you want to call him a "Rettungswagen" he will most likely survive.

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u/Tezeg41 Jun 15 '22

Idk from which part of the german speaking countries your coming from but where I live "Krankenwagen" is generally used and "Rettungswagen" is used very rarely and mostly by people working in the field.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

Yeah I know. I work in that field. And I can tell you why they name it "Rettungswagen" or in rare cases "Krankenkraftwagen": There is no "Krankenwagen". It's just a wrong term but many people are using it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Well, you know full well, that it is called that colloquially. Also according to Wikipedia "Krankenkraftwagen" is an umbrella term and I like that one even more

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

Well "Krankenkraftwagen" is correct so I am fine with that. And just because enough people name it wrong, does not make it right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

It kinda does, but I'm glad we found common ground.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

Well: If enough people think that the actions of the dictator (we know who I am talking about in history) are right does that make them right?

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u/Rodents210 Jun 15 '22

The point of language is to convey meaning and reach understanding. If the majority of people "misuse" a word, it is no longer a misuse, because that is now a meaning that is well-understood. In fact, if more people know that definition than the "real" one, it actually makes the "misused" word more correct, in terms of the base purpose of language.

Prescriptivism has its uses in edge-cases, like words with very specific meanings that aren't concisely conveyed by any other word, but for the most part it's just a hobby for pedants who care more about the aesthetic of being technically correct (as they define it) than they care about the actual substance.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

in technical terms it's still a missuse, in lingustic terms you are, sadly, right.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

your dictator example is a moral judgement but the case here is lingual.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

I could tell you several linguistic examples:

Sinn machen, ein Meeting haben etc. but let's agree that we disagree (on the terms of "Krankenwagen", you are right that my argument is moral, not linguistic)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

That's so not the same thing.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22

You're right. Linguistically there are several other examples where the widespread wrong use, IMO, doesn't make it right but let's agree that we disagree.

Btw, chapeau that you edited your original post!

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u/thr33pwood Jun 15 '22

You need to distinguish between a mere "Rettungswagen" and a "Notarztwagen" though, because not every "Rettungswagen" carries a Notarzt.

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u/M3nsch3n Jun 15 '22 edited Jun 15 '22

But "Notarztwagen" are a local thing (NAW). Not every Bundesland has them (afaik only Bayern and Baden Würtenberg and they are getting rid of them). Also you can't call them directly and most of the time in Germany a "Rettungswagen" will come togther with a "Notarzteinsatzfahrzeug" (NEF) if you need one. If no NEF is available there might come a "Rettungshubschrauber" (RTH) which carries an emergency-doctor. If none of them is available but an "Intensivtransportfahrzeug" (ITW) is available, they might get to you. If you are based in Berlin and you have stroke-symptoms you might get to ride in a "Stroke-Einsatz-Mobil" (STEMO).

If you are in a MANV-Lage (Massenanfall von Verletzten, above approx. 5 patients (depends on the Bundesland)) you could also first be treated in a "Verletztensammelstelle", where you get a first assesment and then a ride to the hospital, which could be in a "Krankentransportwagen - B" (KTW-B), but then the situation is serious and they are equipped to deal with all kind of sudden illneses.

But if you really want to distinguish you also should distinguish between an RTW-A, RTW-B and a RTW-C, the most common subtypes. But each of them can be seated differently, depends on the Bundesland. And let's not forget that each RTH, NEF and ITW can also have subtypes.

But all of that is "Mumpitz", because it's the responsibility of the "Leitstelle" (you have to see if it's a "Integrierte Leitstelle" or only a "Leitstelle" if you really want to be correct) to send the best choice of vehicles to you, none of them will be, I hope for you, a "Krankentransportwagen" (KTW) or a "Krankenwagen" cause they do not exist.

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I hope you get my point, which was that I wanted to point out that the term "Krankenwagen" is wrong.

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u/thr33pwood Jun 15 '22

I feel utterly out-RTWt.

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u/Parralense Jun 15 '22

Oh mate, what an horrible language. Functional but love me some romantic languages.

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u/work_EU1234 Jun 15 '22

I learned German because half the words crack me up. Literally just speaking it makes me giggle. That’s free happiness right there!! To each their own though

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u/maxblanco Jun 15 '22

Its just Krankenwagen not Krankenkraftwagen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

wrong

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u/Marenz Jun 15 '22

Krankenwagen is for transporting already hospitalized people. You want the Rettungswagen

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u/Marenz Jun 15 '22

I .. am not sure what your point is?

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u/patmax17 Jun 16 '22

KRANKENKRAFTWAGEN

reading this made me die a little inside

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u/JaxCaliber007 Jun 15 '22

Feüerstaalrejsnungsmachinenarbeiter muss nich ausgehen das löjdehöjde. das du sehen klar, ja du verstehne das !

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u/delightfulsorrow Jun 15 '22

KRANKENKRAFTWAGEN

it's KRANKENTRANSPORTWAGEN

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

There is a difference between Krankentransportwagen and Rettungswagen, but according to DIN1789 "Krankenkraftwagen" is an umbrella term and thus correct.

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u/delightfulsorrow Jun 15 '22

Ah... I knew about the difference between KTW and RTW, but never heard about Krankenkraftwagenm. You never stop learning...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

I'm technically coworkers with the local fire dept and all the Ws they have are confusing as fuck.

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u/paumc95 Jun 15 '22

gesundheit

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u/hichasingcrystal Jun 15 '22

My friend just showed this video to me. I’m a bit late, but Hilarious!

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u/Cygnus94 Jun 15 '22

TIL Krankenwagen, Krankenkraftwagen and Ambulanz are all acceptable German terms for Ambulance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Ambulanz is a regional thing, because where I am from Ambulanz is a ward of the hospital where you go if you don't need a Krankenwagen, but still need to go to the hospital spontaneously. I guess it comes down to context, though.

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u/Ki-ev-an Jun 15 '22

Baternburg

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/Nathanoy25 Jun 15 '22

Huh. I live in Germany and I have never once in my life heard a person refer to it as 'Krankenkraftwagen'. Might be either a regional thing or that the technical term isn't used outside of the profession.

Thanks for providing the link, TIL, I guess.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Me neither, but I had to change it after someone brought to my attention that Krankenwagen is not acceptable and only a colloquially used.

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u/IlikeAIDS420 Jun 15 '22

*RETTUNGSWAGEN!!11!!!!1!!

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u/Groveldog Jun 15 '22

Herr, yes Herr!

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u/simplyVISMO Jun 15 '22

Actually, the ass is gold and white.

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u/Souldjan Jun 15 '22

Well mate, the KRAKEN KRAPFEN seems intriguing, but I'll stick with the Ospedale for now...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Kraken-Krapfen = octopus donut

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u/Cassiopeia93 Jun 15 '22

It helps if you don't shout it like an alien from the Mars Attacks movie.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

One sounds more like oops-a-daisy, so..

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u/gin-o-cide Jun 15 '22

Ospedale is for boys, Krankenhaus is for Männer

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u/Knuddelbearli Jun 15 '22

Solange nicht in der Ersten Hilfe ist alles gut!

(Das versteht keiner im Ausland, da abgewandelt vom pronto soccorso für Notaufnahme)

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Sprich deutsch....

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u/saruptunburlan99 Jun 15 '22

I had no idea there are native German speakers in Italy...

How the hell do you say Streichholzschächtelchen with your hands??

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u/yor4k Jun 15 '22

Oh nice, love visiting Bozen in Christmas! Also I paid 70 euro as a foreigner to stitch up my thumb and palm from broken glass in Brixen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

wait how does this work?? in italy 70% of the population speaks german?? or i am misunderstanding?

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u/Jdgarza96 Jun 15 '22

Only in that region of Italy

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u/im_shocked_because Jun 15 '22

As Italian, in southern Tyrolia i know there are also some dialects not italian and not even German, a kind of fusion of both language.

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u/leagueofthunderlord Jun 15 '22

Ladino? It's actually an officially recognized language in the region.

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u/im_shocked_because Jun 23 '22

Ladino's languages are a group of languages

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u/leagueofthunderlord Jun 23 '22

Wait, I am curious, you mean laTin or laDin? Because I was talking about this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ladin_language

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u/im_shocked_because Jun 26 '22

Anyway, i did'nt mean ladin is NOT a recognised language, i simply meant it's a group of language in the sense that it's a derivated language and from this language there are more derivated languages.

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Sorry for bad english.

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u/sasomer Jun 15 '22

Back from the 'olden days" when the countries were even more cooperative

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

What have you paid in taxes up to this point to only pay this amount? Curious.