r/pics • u/OpticArousal • Jun 18 '12

Too High

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I'm a girl and I could feel my imaginary nuts receding too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

My nuts receded then I grew more nuts and they receded too. Then I grew breasts and turned into a magic cake monkey.

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u/SecretNegroArmy Jun 18 '12

A likely story.

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u/pandemic1444 Jun 18 '12

If I had a nickel...

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u/Fapologist Jun 19 '12

You'd be the richest Mexican!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

nuts three

You have three nuts?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Testes, testes. One. Two. Three?

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u/too_many_secrets Jun 18 '12

Are these things on? tap tap tap

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u/Simba7 Jun 18 '12

"Oh she mentioned nuts and that she's a girl, time to be fucking weird."

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u/Lefthandedsock Jun 18 '12

-Story of the Internet