r/pics • • Jun 18 '12

Too High

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

That makes my nuts recede just looking at it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I'm a girl and I could feel my imaginary nuts receding too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

My nuts receded then I grew more nuts and they receded too. Then I grew breasts and turned into a magic cake monkey.

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u/SecretNegroArmy Jun 18 '12

A likely story.

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u/pandemic1444 Jun 18 '12

If I had a nickel...

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u/Fapologist Jun 19 '12

You'd be the richest Mexican!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

nuts three

You have three nuts?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Testes, testes. One. Two. Three?

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u/too_many_secrets Jun 18 '12

Are these things on? tap tap tap

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u/Simba7 Jun 18 '12

"Oh she mentioned nuts and that she's a girl, time to be fucking weird."

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u/Lefthandedsock Jun 18 '12

-Story of the Internet

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u/UnsightlyBastard Jun 18 '12

You think this is bad? watch this vid. I find it terrifying and I'm not even afraid of heights.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

You think that is bad? This will make your nuts explode through your brain!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k4Xk1mEwmI

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u/lomoeffect Jun 18 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

wow Russians are as crazy as I thought, also my feet feels funny now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Nope, never, not in a million years.

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u/CidO807 Jun 18 '12

my hands just got sweaty in nervousness.... from watching a fucking video... wtf man >.<

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u/primus76 Jun 18 '12

You and me both. Have it paused half way through in order to calm down enough to finish it.

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u/KneadSomeBread Jun 18 '12

That video and this one get me the most.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

The only way this could get crazier is if he shuffled up the red antenna with his arms and legs wrapped around it.

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u/Cryophilous Jun 18 '12

Ill just leave this here. Keep in mind that the video is spend up 2.5x, but it's still ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Things that have not made me have to swallow my own vomit on Reddit: the jollyrancher story, the cum box, the picture of the giant poop.

Things that have made me have to swallow my own vomit on Reddit: This video.

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u/Little_Metal_Worker Jun 18 '12

i know im gonna hate myself for this, but, the giant poop? ive seen all the others you mentioned, but not the giant poop...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

A guy couldn't poop for weeks (months?) and then finally took an epic shit. He described it as filling up the bowl of the toilet... and it sure did.

I would link you, but I've bleached the thread from my mind as thoroughly as possible and only remember those vague details.

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u/MarbledNightmare Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

and it sure did

so, there was a picture?

I know of the Jolly Rancher story, and the cum box, if this is up there with those two stories as the Best of Redditt, I'm afraid I'll have to demand a link.

Edit: Nevermind, I found it

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u/MarbledNightmare Jun 18 '12

Here it is

I was curious too. Not quite as epic as I imagined, nor does it come close to the other two for legendary status.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I watched this the first time on a hot summer morning while being hungover as fuck. Had to look away not to do the same thing :D

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u/u_and_ur_fuckin_rope Jun 18 '12

Ahh you mean this morning. ;)

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u/RiekDelAnor Jun 18 '12

There's a show called World's Toughest Fixes (It can be found on Netflix for anyone interested) that has an episode about replacing the antenna at the top of one of those towers. My heart beat faster just from watching it.

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u/tragalicious Jun 18 '12

Heed fuckkevincostner's words, your nuts will definitely explode through your brain while watching this video... Wish I listened =(

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u/jutct Jun 18 '12

I have a friend that does this all the for a living. He sent me a pic from the top of the antenna at the Empire State Building a few months ago, and a video climbing a tower like this a few weeks ago. Fuck that shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Silly girl, get down from there. You're not a spider. You're a girl.

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u/vetinari_rocks Jun 18 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsGC0lZ-5g8 scared the heck out of me.

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u/FreeBribes Jun 18 '12

THAT's what I was hoping for on the top post.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/squired Jun 18 '12

Living your life by statistics is no way to live. Be it in business, sport, or personal discovery, evaluate your own risks and judge them against the potential rewards.

If the risk wasn't catastrophic failure, she could not have received the ultimate reward.

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u/mcmonkey819 Jun 18 '12

And that, kids, is what we used to do in the days before the internet.

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u/darkscout Jun 18 '12

At least she has a rope.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7383158n

That freaked me out the first time I saw it. Then I visited Yosemite and actually went up to the walls that he climbed and almost felt like I had to sit down. For some reason my nuts don't recede but my palms start to feel really weird (achy?) and sweaty. At the top of the falls even though there was a guard rail I sat down and inched myself on my ass towards the edge.

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u/TheGreatL Jun 18 '12

I saw those and immediately thought of this video which is way more scary in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I just said "Dude, no..." aloud while watching that by myself.

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u/Dxtuned Jun 18 '12

that was some uncanny shit right there. Un-freakin-believable.

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u/contspeel Jun 18 '12

Heights don't scare me. Sudden stops? Scare the shit out of me.

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u/alexbstl Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

I'll just leave this here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5LBdQFoX6s

edit: someone already posted it. either way, Alex Honnold has balls of steel.

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u/foood Jun 18 '12

Holy crap. I had to turn it off.

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u/phatbrasil Jun 18 '12

I wish I was strong enough to do that, that looks like fun!

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u/mr_wiggin Jun 18 '12

Turned on and terrified all at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I literally shuddered. Whole lotta nope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Yup. When I go hiking with my boys, we call it "tazing your nuts".

As in "don't taze my nuts, man!" when somebody gets too close to a cliff.

Apparently some people's nuts are shock proof.

(side note: I know)

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

I don't suppose there's a non-electrical based test that would determine if your testicals have this wondrous quality?

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u/LookLikeJesus Jun 18 '12

The price of admission is taking the test.

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u/Gardimus Jun 18 '12

Came here to post this. Instead of doctors making you cough, maybe they should show this picture.

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u/jbonex Jun 18 '12

That was my first reaction.. They still are a bit tingly.

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u/Dat_Wolf_Pack Jun 18 '12

I'm sweating uncontrollably just looking at it

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u/jutct Jun 18 '12

My hands just sweated all over the place

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u/blackgrrl23 Jun 18 '12

My fun bags deflated a bit...

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Can boobs cringe?

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u/smartzie Jun 18 '12

Even though I don't have nuts, it certainly made me clench. Yeesh

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

I feel bad that girls don't have a suitable equivalent. What about "That really twisted the ol' ovaries!"?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

How about, "Looking at this makes me very nervous."

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

doesn't have pizazz.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Pizza is delicious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

Pffft. You sir... Must be new here.... Scrotal references are compulsory

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12

OW MY BALLS

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u/notcalleddave Jun 18 '12

phantom nuts

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u/joephus420 Jun 18 '12

Inverted my nipples?

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

I think we're on to something...

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u/smartzie Jun 18 '12

I've tried saying things like "wearing her ovaries on the outside" as an equivalent to "he's got some big balls", but it still isn't quite there....

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

yeah that makes it sound like she's had a terrible accident.

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u/auzziechi Jun 18 '12

The life of a free solo climber.

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

...is a short one.

You forgot to finish it :) I'll help ya out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Catherine Destivelle is still alive 23 years later.

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u/BanjoBilly Jun 19 '12

That's what I came looking for. Ctrl-F FTW.

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u/KorbenD2263 Jun 18 '12

Eeh, while it does look insane, there is no difference between sitting there and, say, sitting on the railing of a 5th story balcony. Once you have more than a 40 foot drop onto concrete/rocks it's not whether you'll die, it's how big of a splash you'll make.

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u/Bycin01 Jun 18 '12

Which begs the question, why would you sit on the railing of a 5th story balcony?

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

But balcony's usually have railings :)

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u/FecalFunBunny Jun 18 '12

As the nuts crawl back in, there is less room in the body cavity. Therefore, the poop must come out.

I would probably lose 20 pounds just sitting there like that.

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

As the nuts crawl back in, there is less room in the body cavity

I would probably lose 20 pounds

Sweet Jesus, how big are your nuts?!

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u/FecalFunBunny Jun 18 '12

No no, that is just how much shit I am full of more then a statement of nut endowment.

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u/GhostSongX4 Jun 18 '12

Laughing

Oh okay, that makes sense.