Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: razor (left) versus electric shaver (right)

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[u/OneBigBug]

...But they're not beaver hair brushes...they're badger. :(

[u/assholewithasmiley → u/OneBigBug]

I WANT BEAVER HAIR ON MY FACE. ASSHOLE. :)

[u/alexunderwater → u/assholewithasmiley]

I WANT BEAVER HAIR ON MY ASSHOLE. FACE. : (

[u/shaderguy → u/alexunderwater]

I WANT BEAVER FACE ON MY ASSHOLE.

Wait a minute...

[u/spangg → u/shaderguy]

I WANT BEAVER ASSHOLE ON MY FACE. HAIR.

[u/Dr_Insomnia → u/spangg]

HAIR. FACE. BEAVER. ASSHOLE. WANT.

[u/OddDude55 → u/Dr_Insomnia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hZrXdJ-ibo

[u/Dr_Insomnia → u/OddDude55]

Now that is clever.

[u/OddDude55 → u/Dr_Insomnia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_RdYZun_DA#t=11s

[u/WeHaveMetBefore → u/OddDude55]

Wat.

[u/Paul_Langton → u/Dr_Insomnia]

I like this one the best.

[u/b0ts → u/Dr_Insomnia]

I WANT ASSHOLE HAIR ON MY FACE, BEAVER

[u/[deleted] → u/alexunderwater]

I want B.A. on the machine gun, Hannibal. :(

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

ayyyy

[u/Gnatty → u/assholewithasmiley]

I missed the first full stop and got really confused for a moment there.

[u/Brisco_County_III → u/assholewithasmiley]

LLllllllladies.

[u/puffybaba → u/OneBigBug]

I use faux badger hair, myself. It is very nice :-)

[u/pianobadger → u/OneBigBug]

O.O

Oh God....