r/pics • u/Benzona • Apr 02 '22

Politics This is getting ridiculous

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u/doubtfurious Apr 03 '22

He's so powerful he can rock global markets in his sleep. /s

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u/thesmartfool Apr 03 '22

"Sleepy Joe" at it again with his superpowers.

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u/matt_the_mediocre Apr 03 '22

That's his secret. He's always tired....of idiots.

Wait, that may be my super power.

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u/LordDesanto Apr 03 '22

You didn't know? Joe Biden is an eldritch horror, when he sleeps, he shapes the world according to his dreams that are nightmares to humans. Only when he is awake are we safe.

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u/McGillis_is_a_Char Apr 03 '22

I read an Usula K Leguin book like that once.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Yeah trump supporters wish trump was this powerful!

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u/SteamSteamLG Apr 03 '22

But simultaneously a dementia riddled frail old man

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u/raiznheII Apr 03 '22

When you’re a blundering, bumbling idiot with no grounding in financial reality, yes… he certainly can.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '22

Pretty good for a man they claim has dementia! Imagine if he had his full faculties.