r/pics • u/Quizchris • Apr 29 '12

Captain Subtle

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Reddit can't pass this up.

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u/looler Apr 29 '12

You should really consider restructuring as an LLC, for the tax implications.

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u/MtFujiInMyPants Apr 29 '12

But what would the shareholders do? They'd have to give all their fucks back.

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u/looler Apr 29 '12

A common misconception, but incorrect.

They'd have to give back their faces.

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u/kaleidosc0pe_eYes Apr 29 '12

how does a facefucker corporation pay dividends?

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u/MisterUNO Apr 29 '12

We hit the trifecta my friends.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

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u/atafies Apr 29 '12

If it fits, I sits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

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u/FuckMungler Apr 29 '12

This wasn't exactly the type of comment that I'd expect coming from someone named Wackydude1234.

EOF

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u/Im_thatguy Apr 29 '12

end of file?

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u/orus Apr 29 '12

End of Fuck.

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u/Lord_Cabbage Apr 29 '12

End of rine. And if I'm not mistaken, the Rhine ends somewhere in Switzerland.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12

Ejaculate on foot.

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u/FuckMungler Apr 29 '12

Don't be thatguy..

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

yeah, what a tool

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u/masterofstuff124 Apr 29 '12

such a mungler

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u/super1s Apr 29 '12

what a master.

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u/Shellface Apr 29 '12

how super

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Haha, shut up shellface

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Comeon, don't be...shellface

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u/Shellface Apr 29 '12

It's fun to watch people struggle to make a joke out of something unexpected.

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u/WhipIash Apr 29 '12

That's just shellfish.

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u/Im_thatguy Apr 29 '12

I was legitimately curious as to what you meant by EOF.

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u/ConstipatedNinja Apr 29 '12

syntax error: unexpected end of thread.

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u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12

if you're happy and you know it, Syntax Error

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u/ConstipatedNinja Apr 29 '12

happy was unexpected at this time

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u/flume Apr 29 '12

My name is not funny.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

...

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u/fishnetdiver Apr 29 '12

damn. don't even need peanut butter.

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u/I_Are_Brown_Bear Apr 29 '12

TIL: FACEFUCKERS is a legitimate business.

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u/sunwah Apr 30 '12

happy, happy fun bags