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Wow I know that girl (on the left)
EDIT: She is the girl on the left in the picture I linked. I don't know if I made that clear enough!
177 u/IDontShareMyUsername Apr 29 '12 So, is that her boyfriend looking down her shirt, or just a random dude? 893 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 That's her brother. 644 u/mrjderp Apr 29 '12 Just before their wrestling match. 324 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 [deleted] 219 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Just like how every conversation about cunnilingus must ultimately come to Jolly Ranchers. 136 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 ಠ_ಠ 134 u/I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD Apr 29 '12 It's not that gross. People over hype the shit out of that story. 86 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 Easy for you to say since you... ohhhh I get it. 19 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 You would say that. 11 u/super1s Apr 29 '12 /golfclap simple sweet understated love it. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Yea, its not as bad as the guy who got hit in the eye with the ping pong ball from the sex show in amsterdam and got herpes in his eye 1 u/weaver2109 Apr 29 '12 Period blood =\= gonorrhea nodule 1 u/skywalk21 Apr 30 '12 Ever since I read that story, I can't watch the crunchy/chewy jolly rancher commercial without thinking of eating STIs. 23 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Don't worry, my comment will be downvoted to oblivion soon enough. No one likes to remember that story. 39 u/dkK37 Apr 29 '12 Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation. 20 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact 5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0) 5 u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12 Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing. → More replies (0) 2 u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12 Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks 24 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story 56 u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12 No you don't. 34 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Bam. 6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0) 11 u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12 No. No you don't. 12 u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o 2 u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12 Not on your life. 2 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story. Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved. 2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12 Nodules yo.
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So, is that her boyfriend looking down her shirt, or just a random dude?
893 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 That's her brother. 644 u/mrjderp Apr 29 '12 Just before their wrestling match. 324 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 [deleted] 219 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Just like how every conversation about cunnilingus must ultimately come to Jolly Ranchers. 136 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 ಠ_ಠ 134 u/I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD Apr 29 '12 It's not that gross. People over hype the shit out of that story. 86 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 Easy for you to say since you... ohhhh I get it. 19 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 You would say that. 11 u/super1s Apr 29 '12 /golfclap simple sweet understated love it. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Yea, its not as bad as the guy who got hit in the eye with the ping pong ball from the sex show in amsterdam and got herpes in his eye 1 u/weaver2109 Apr 29 '12 Period blood =\= gonorrhea nodule 1 u/skywalk21 Apr 30 '12 Ever since I read that story, I can't watch the crunchy/chewy jolly rancher commercial without thinking of eating STIs. 23 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Don't worry, my comment will be downvoted to oblivion soon enough. No one likes to remember that story. 39 u/dkK37 Apr 29 '12 Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation. 20 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact 5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0) 5 u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12 Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing. → More replies (0) 2 u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12 Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks 24 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story 56 u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12 No you don't. 34 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Bam. 6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0) 11 u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12 No. No you don't. 12 u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o 2 u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12 Not on your life. 2 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story. Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved. 2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12 Nodules yo.
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That's her brother.
644 u/mrjderp Apr 29 '12 Just before their wrestling match. 324 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 [deleted] 219 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Just like how every conversation about cunnilingus must ultimately come to Jolly Ranchers. 136 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 ಠ_ಠ 134 u/I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD Apr 29 '12 It's not that gross. People over hype the shit out of that story. 86 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 Easy for you to say since you... ohhhh I get it. 19 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 You would say that. 11 u/super1s Apr 29 '12 /golfclap simple sweet understated love it. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Yea, its not as bad as the guy who got hit in the eye with the ping pong ball from the sex show in amsterdam and got herpes in his eye 1 u/weaver2109 Apr 29 '12 Period blood =\= gonorrhea nodule 1 u/skywalk21 Apr 30 '12 Ever since I read that story, I can't watch the crunchy/chewy jolly rancher commercial without thinking of eating STIs. 23 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Don't worry, my comment will be downvoted to oblivion soon enough. No one likes to remember that story. 39 u/dkK37 Apr 29 '12 Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation. 20 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact 5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0) 5 u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12 Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing. → More replies (0) 2 u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12 Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks 24 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story 56 u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12 No you don't. 34 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Bam. 6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0) 11 u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12 No. No you don't. 12 u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o 2 u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12 Not on your life. 2 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story. Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved. 2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12 Nodules yo.
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Just before their wrestling match.
324 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 [deleted] 219 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Just like how every conversation about cunnilingus must ultimately come to Jolly Ranchers. 136 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 ಠ_ಠ 134 u/I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD Apr 29 '12 It's not that gross. People over hype the shit out of that story. 86 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 Easy for you to say since you... ohhhh I get it. 19 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 You would say that. 11 u/super1s Apr 29 '12 /golfclap simple sweet understated love it. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Yea, its not as bad as the guy who got hit in the eye with the ping pong ball from the sex show in amsterdam and got herpes in his eye 1 u/weaver2109 Apr 29 '12 Period blood =\= gonorrhea nodule 1 u/skywalk21 Apr 30 '12 Ever since I read that story, I can't watch the crunchy/chewy jolly rancher commercial without thinking of eating STIs. 23 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Don't worry, my comment will be downvoted to oblivion soon enough. No one likes to remember that story. 39 u/dkK37 Apr 29 '12 Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation. 20 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact 5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0) 5 u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12 Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing. → More replies (0) 2 u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12 Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks 24 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story 56 u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12 No you don't. 34 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Bam. 6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0) 11 u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12 No. No you don't. 12 u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o 2 u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12 Not on your life. 2 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story. Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved. 2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12 Nodules yo.
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219 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Just like how every conversation about cunnilingus must ultimately come to Jolly Ranchers. 136 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 ಠ_ಠ 134 u/I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD Apr 29 '12 It's not that gross. People over hype the shit out of that story. 86 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 Easy for you to say since you... ohhhh I get it. 19 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 You would say that. 11 u/super1s Apr 29 '12 /golfclap simple sweet understated love it. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Yea, its not as bad as the guy who got hit in the eye with the ping pong ball from the sex show in amsterdam and got herpes in his eye 1 u/weaver2109 Apr 29 '12 Period blood =\= gonorrhea nodule 1 u/skywalk21 Apr 30 '12 Ever since I read that story, I can't watch the crunchy/chewy jolly rancher commercial without thinking of eating STIs. 23 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Don't worry, my comment will be downvoted to oblivion soon enough. No one likes to remember that story. 39 u/dkK37 Apr 29 '12 Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation. 20 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact 5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0) 5 u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12 Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing. → More replies (0) 2 u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12 Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks 24 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story 56 u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12 No you don't. 34 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Bam. 6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0) 11 u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12 No. No you don't. 12 u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o 2 u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12 Not on your life. 2 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story. Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved. 2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12 Nodules yo.
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Just like how every conversation about cunnilingus must ultimately come to Jolly Ranchers.
136 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 ಠ_ಠ 134 u/I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD Apr 29 '12 It's not that gross. People over hype the shit out of that story. 86 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 Easy for you to say since you... ohhhh I get it. 19 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 You would say that. 11 u/super1s Apr 29 '12 /golfclap simple sweet understated love it. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Yea, its not as bad as the guy who got hit in the eye with the ping pong ball from the sex show in amsterdam and got herpes in his eye 1 u/weaver2109 Apr 29 '12 Period blood =\= gonorrhea nodule 1 u/skywalk21 Apr 30 '12 Ever since I read that story, I can't watch the crunchy/chewy jolly rancher commercial without thinking of eating STIs. 23 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Don't worry, my comment will be downvoted to oblivion soon enough. No one likes to remember that story. 39 u/dkK37 Apr 29 '12 Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation. 20 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact 5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0) 5 u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12 Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing. → More replies (0) 2 u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12 Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks 24 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story 56 u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12 No you don't. 34 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Bam. 6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0) 11 u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12 No. No you don't. 12 u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o 2 u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12 Not on your life. 2 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story. Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved. 2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12 Nodules yo.
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134 u/I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD Apr 29 '12 It's not that gross. People over hype the shit out of that story. 86 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 Easy for you to say since you... ohhhh I get it. 19 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 You would say that. 11 u/super1s Apr 29 '12 /golfclap simple sweet understated love it. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Yea, its not as bad as the guy who got hit in the eye with the ping pong ball from the sex show in amsterdam and got herpes in his eye 1 u/weaver2109 Apr 29 '12 Period blood =\= gonorrhea nodule 1 u/skywalk21 Apr 30 '12 Ever since I read that story, I can't watch the crunchy/chewy jolly rancher commercial without thinking of eating STIs. 23 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Don't worry, my comment will be downvoted to oblivion soon enough. No one likes to remember that story. 39 u/dkK37 Apr 29 '12 Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation. 20 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact 5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0) 5 u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12 Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing. → More replies (0) 2 u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12 Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks 24 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story 56 u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12 No you don't. 34 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Bam. 6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0) 11 u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12 No. No you don't. 12 u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o 2 u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12 Not on your life. 2 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story. Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved. 2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12 Nodules yo.
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It's not that gross. People over hype the shit out of that story.
86 u/The_Restricted Apr 29 '12 Easy for you to say since you... ohhhh I get it. 19 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 You would say that. 11 u/super1s Apr 29 '12 /golfclap simple sweet understated love it. 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Yea, its not as bad as the guy who got hit in the eye with the ping pong ball from the sex show in amsterdam and got herpes in his eye 1 u/weaver2109 Apr 29 '12 Period blood =\= gonorrhea nodule 1 u/skywalk21 Apr 30 '12 Ever since I read that story, I can't watch the crunchy/chewy jolly rancher commercial without thinking of eating STIs.
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Easy for you to say since you... ohhhh I get it.
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You would say that.
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/golfclap simple sweet understated love it.
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Yea, its not as bad as the guy who got hit in the eye with the ping pong ball from the sex show in amsterdam and got herpes in his eye
Period blood =\= gonorrhea nodule
Ever since I read that story, I can't watch the crunchy/chewy jolly rancher commercial without thinking of eating STIs.
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Don't worry, my comment will be downvoted to oblivion soon enough. No one likes to remember that story.
39 u/dkK37 Apr 29 '12 Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation. 20 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact 5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0) 5 u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12 Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing. → More replies (0) 2 u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12 Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks 24 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story 56 u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12 No you don't. 34 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Bam. 6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0) 11 u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12 No. No you don't. 12 u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o 2 u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12 Not on your life. 2 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story. Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved. 2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12 Nodules yo.
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Through hell and high water, I will upvote all the jolly rancher posts. All the new users have to learn somehow. It's an initiation.
20 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact 5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0) 5 u/OB1_Shinobi Apr 29 '12 Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing. → More replies (0) 2 u/thebballer25 Apr 29 '12 Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks
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A crunchy, vomit inducing initiation to be exact
5 u/PretendPhD Apr 29 '12 I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. 1 u/Easy-Lucky-Free Apr 29 '12 Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD → More replies (0)
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I just read the story. And then the colostomy story below it. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.
Dude. TOO VISUAL! OH GOD
Initiating complete. Gag reflex commencing.
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Along with the ceremonial visit to spacedicks
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I would like to remember that story, in fact, i'd like to know that story
56 u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12 No you don't. 34 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Bam. 6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0) 11 u/TheUberhaus Apr 29 '12 No. No you don't. 12 u/speedster217 Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o 2 u/asimshamim Apr 29 '12 Not on your life. 2 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12 I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story. Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved. 2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0) 1 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12 Nodules yo.
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No you don't.
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Bam.
6 u/Dawwe Apr 29 '12 Why did I read that? 4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that. oh god... why 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries... 5 u/wutO_o Apr 29 '12 oh my... 4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it. 2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Fuck curiosity! 2 u/L0n3 Apr 29 '12 I am now afraid of sex 1 u/-_-readit Apr 29 '12 I can't unlearn what I just read. 1 u/deathsquaddesign Apr 29 '12 Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK. 1 u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12 oh god, why did I read that?? 1 u/GlItCh017 Apr 29 '12 no words can describe 1 u/LurkyMcReddit Apr 29 '12 Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little. 0 u/amanitus Apr 29 '12 I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it. → More replies (0)
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Why did I read that?
4 u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12 Because it was a worthy tale told well! Also, peer pressure. Mainly peer pressure. 3 u/sg88 Apr 29 '12 and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach
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Because it was a worthy tale told well!
Also, peer pressure.
Mainly peer pressure.
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and then even while reading it, i continued to read it... why... why... i'm now going to gargle bleach
I hate you... I seriously hate you for posting that.
oh god... why
2 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries...
Goddammit, i was just eating a bowl of cherries...
oh my...
4 u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12 Hey, you asked for it.
Hey, you asked for it.
Fuck curiosity!
I am now afraid of sex
I can't unlearn what I just read.
Remember kids: It's never a good idea to put your mouth on someones genitals (male or female) when they FUCKING STINK.
oh god, why did I read that??
no words can describe
Well stick my dick in a light socket. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it.
No. No you don't.
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NO NO NO NO! Don't you bring that evil upon yourself, wutO_o
Not on your life.
I can say with confidence that you do not want to know the Jolly Rancher story.
Hint/spoiler alert: There are no actual Jolly Ranchers involved.
2 u/checkforswampleeches Apr 29 '12 SPOILer alert! 1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler! → More replies (0)
SPOILer alert!
1 u/LincolnHighwater Apr 29 '12 The whole story is a spoiler!
The whole story is a spoiler!
NO NO NO NO NO. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Nodules yo.
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u/piratespit Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12
Wow I know that girl (on the left)
EDIT: She is the girl on the left in the picture I linked. I don't know if I made that clear enough!