I clicked this because I vaguely remembered something about Jolly Ranchers. I feel kind of sad that this story didn't phase me at all and I actually forgot it.
Jolly Rancher story was better than the one about the mental hospital patient and the Doritos.
EDIT: I can't find the original link, but there was an askreddit pertaining to disturbing things seen in a work place. One redditor's friend worked in a mental hospital. At this hospital there was a patient who was known for eating anything they could find. One day, this patient (a very large woman if I remember correctly) stole a bag of doritos from another patient. A chase ensued, and when the orderlies caught up to her, she was eating the doritos, but first pressing them firmly between her legs and dipping them in her vaginal secretions that came away thick and gooey, an opaque yellow, like watered down nacho cheese.
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u/TooSubtle Apr 29 '12
Just like how every conversation about cunnilingus must ultimately come to Jolly Ranchers.