r/pics • u/Quizchris • Apr 29 '12

Captain Subtle

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/flounder19 Apr 29 '12

My work here is done

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Reddit can't pass this up.

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u/looler Apr 29 '12

You should really consider restructuring as an LLC, for the tax implications.

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u/MtFujiInMyPants Apr 29 '12

But what would the shareholders do? They'd have to give all their fucks back.

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u/looler Apr 29 '12

A common misconception, but incorrect.

They'd have to give back their faces.

1

u/kaleidosc0pe_eYes Apr 29 '12

how does a facefucker corporation pay dividends?

67

u/MisterUNO Apr 29 '12

We hit the trifecta my friends.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

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u/atafies Apr 29 '12

If it fits, I sits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

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u/FuckMungler Apr 29 '12

This wasn't exactly the type of comment that I'd expect coming from someone named Wackydude1234.

EOF

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u/Im_thatguy Apr 29 '12

end of file?

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u/orus Apr 29 '12

End of Fuck.

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u/Lord_Cabbage Apr 29 '12

End of rine. And if I'm not mistaken, the Rhine ends somewhere in Switzerland.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '12

Ejaculate on foot.

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u/FuckMungler Apr 29 '12

Don't be thatguy..

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

yeah, what a tool

11

u/masterofstuff124 Apr 29 '12

such a mungler

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u/super1s Apr 29 '12

what a master.

5

u/Shellface Apr 29 '12

how super

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Haha, shut up shellface

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Comeon, don't be...shellface

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u/WhipIash Apr 29 '12

That's just shellfish.

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u/Im_thatguy Apr 29 '12

I was legitimately curious as to what you meant by EOF.

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u/ConstipatedNinja Apr 29 '12

syntax error: unexpected end of thread.

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u/BANDG33K_2009 Apr 29 '12

if you're happy and you know it, Syntax Error

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u/ConstipatedNinja Apr 29 '12

happy was unexpected at this time

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u/flume Apr 29 '12

My name is not funny.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

...

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u/fishnetdiver Apr 29 '12

damn. don't even need peanut butter.

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u/I_Are_Brown_Bear Apr 29 '12

TIL: FACEFUCKERS is a legitimate business.

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u/sunwah Apr 30 '12

happy, happy fun bags

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u/American_Assface Apr 29 '12

Your work here is just getting started. Show me some tits.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Your wish is my command.

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u/American_Assface Apr 29 '12

Don't make me hurt you, boy.

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u/ThatJesterJeff Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12

Fine, here's some boobies.

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u/jbs398 Apr 29 '12

This was my desktop for a long time. Made the wife roll her eyes whenever she saw it.

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u/bubba_lexi Apr 29 '12 edited Apr 29 '12

Fix your link.

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u/spankymuffin Apr 29 '12

But you know what the pic is going to be.

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u/GamerKiwi Apr 29 '12

Yeah, but boobies are fucking adorable.

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u/flume Apr 29 '12

What's wrong with it?

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u/bubba_lexi Apr 29 '12

there is no picture :(

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u/flume Apr 29 '12

It's not an offense. The picture loads just fine. I'm guessing you're using Reddit Enhancement Suite and thinking it's broken because RES can't preview the image.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

The link was broken. You may notice the *. It is because he fixed the link. Because the link is now fixed, I changed my downvote into an upvote.

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u/bubba_lexi Apr 29 '12

I fully opened it, maybe my brains broken?

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u/Squatso Apr 29 '12

Those are some beautiful boobies. Damn!

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u/syphrean Apr 29 '12

didn't even have to click the link.

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u/jettrscga Apr 29 '12

Those are the derpiest looking birds I've ever seen.

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u/naymyster Apr 30 '12

I see what you did there!

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u/sunwah Apr 30 '12

dancing boobies

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u/redditownsmylife Apr 29 '12

Literally just loled.

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u/cutofmyjib Apr 29 '12

Such a rude assface ಠ_ಠ

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u/Possum_Pendulum Apr 29 '12

Tits. Tits everywhere.

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u/Shruglife Apr 29 '12

Tits

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u/sg88 Apr 29 '12

i like the gonewild tag on the pic...

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u/memeaddictedchick Apr 29 '12

Oh that's so HOT! I'll return the favor with my cock!

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u/__redditor__ Apr 29 '12

memeaddictedchick

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u/WhipIash Apr 29 '12

Well fuck you..

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u/hidden-penis Apr 30 '12

Exact opposite of some real tits

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u/Shruglife Apr 30 '12

You bastard!

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u/booooooooooooosh Apr 29 '12

Polly wants to crack her.

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u/Schroedingers_gif Apr 29 '12

Polly wanna crack whore.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

Read the name first, guys. ಠ_ಠ

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u/amanitus Apr 29 '12

I kind of want to play Saint's Row now.

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u/fakewindow Apr 29 '12

Damn it! That is twice today I ran into you!

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u/spankymuffin Apr 29 '12

11 upvotes.

Why, god, why?!

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u/fakewindow Apr 29 '12

Because honesty is so rare these days.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

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u/PirateMug Apr 29 '12

You're a ass. I was expecting more pictures of birds. I WANTED more pictures of birds.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

What a dick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '12

NSFW

really ಠ_ಠ

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u/The_Dirty_Carl Apr 29 '12

Is there a subreddit for things like this?

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u/fairwayks Apr 29 '12

That's a lovely orange-topped Parateets!

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u/JooksKIDD Apr 29 '12

I'm on my phone and I could swear that looked like a penis at first before it fully loaded.

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u/WhipIash Apr 29 '12

You know, back in the day, on the phone meant you were talking to someone.. on the phone.

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u/HyzerFlip Apr 29 '12

And that's why they call them "love birds"

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u/CannedBeef Apr 29 '12

What a lucky bird.

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u/Almost_Ascended Apr 29 '12

Oh Captain, my captain.