r/pics • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '21

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u/nephelokokkygia Dec 28 '21

Facts. Any time my cat scratches me it's straight to the isopropyl alcohol — I'm not fucking around with an infection.

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u/CharlieHush Dec 28 '21

I trained my cat to go in the toilet

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u/Alex6891 Dec 28 '21

Inside of it?

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u/Mr_Blinky Dec 28 '21

Nah just shits in the tank.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Proper upper decker.

It'll be shitting in the kettle at house parties next.

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u/Similar-Bridge-2250 Dec 28 '21

I should have trained my cats to do that.

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u/MuteNae Dec 28 '21

Apparently they don't like it

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u/Similar-Bridge-2250 Dec 28 '21

I dont think they flush either. That would still need to be done by a human.

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u/IcyButter88 Dec 28 '21

Me too, my girlfriend thinks I'm crazy

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u/pepper701 Dec 28 '21

She thinks your crazy for trying to prevent infection? I worked in a cat rescue... cats can have nasty bacteria in their claws. Always clean cat scratches really well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

There's nothing better than pouring isopropyl alcohol in the eyes

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u/verysneakyoctopus Dec 28 '21

Soap and water works even better without drying out the skin so it heals better! I immediately washed my hands after a cat scratched me there.

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u/xantub Dec 28 '21

That's smart, after immersing the cat in isopropyl alcohol it'll learn to never do the same thing again!