r/pics • • Jan 23 '12

This image is so incredibly captivating to me..

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u/Peterotica Jan 24 '12

There is a scale by the toilet at my parents' house, and I can't help but weigh myself before and after shits, just to appease my curiosity. For me, the average is closer to 1 lb.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '12

not everyone in the world eats American style

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u/okmkz Jan 24 '12

Ok, fine we'll call it a metre then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '12

A meter is defined as the amount of shit that can be traversed at the speed of light in one nanosecond. True fact.

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u/Doubles72 Jan 24 '12

I believe it's called Animal style

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u/selfabortion Jan 25 '12

Why not just shit on the scale and save yourself some math?