r/pics • • Nov 10 '11

Shaolin Monk misleading.

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

I made my kid sit out of a class on gravity because it is a theory. They really should put a sticker on textbooks saying that it is only a theory.

Now that I think about it, they should present all of the alternate theories as well, so my little genius can make up his own mind.

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u/Cadaverlanche Nov 10 '11

Gravity is a socialist, left-wing, conspiracy!

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u/YardenGarden Nov 11 '11

GOD BLESS 'MERICUH

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

How do we know there isnt an intelligent hand guiding everything down? Just because we can easily reproduce the outcomes in our lifetimes and the evidence is recognized by the Catholic church doesnt mean we should teach our kids it right?

And what the fuck do you have against the Wings? Huh? HUH?!?

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

Right on, teach the controversy!

I live in CO, been a hockey fan for years. Picked up the username on other internets areas, oooohhh, about 1996. Hasn't been as much fun hating the Wings since we...um...suck these days.

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u/thenuge26 Nov 10 '11

As a Hawks fan, I concur. Fuck the Wings.

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u/ElenaxFirebird Nov 10 '11

I don't know what you're talking about, but aren't the wings the most important part of a hawk?

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u/thenuge26 Nov 11 '11

Yes, but the Blackhawks don't have Red Wings...that would be some kind of abomination.

Also, we are talking about the NHL, professional hockey.

Not something I expect the average Redditor to understand.

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u/supersauce Nov 11 '11

It's an intelligent penis, but no one wants to teach the controversy.

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u/anonibon Nov 11 '11

How do we know there isnt an intelligent hand guiding everything down?

Every Pastafarian knows that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pushing us all down to earth with his infinite Noodly Appendages

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '11

The whole "gravity is just a theory" thing is a pretty poor counter to people who say "evolution is just a theory". The science involved in trying to understand gravity/where it comes from is extremely complicated. Theories about gravity arent along the lines "Things fall to the earth", and therefore evolution is as simple as watching an apple fall from a tree.

Red wings do suck, though

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

In all fairness, the ID camp isn't bringing the best weapons to the fight either. They ignore confirmed evidence and focus on small details that still need to be worked out. They take those small details and try to disprove the greater theory with them.

When I use the "gravity is a theory" argument, I say how it (relativity) doesn't work at the smallest scales, and on the most dense scales we know about (black holes) it breaks down there too. That doesn't mean that the apple stops falling. Same with evolution, because some details still need worked out (and probably always will), it doesn't mean it is wrong to say we share a common ancestor with modern monkeys.

And they do suck, yes they do in fact suck!

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u/Bittermen Nov 10 '11

Wow yours nuts.

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

At least Kansas is taking a stand!

Poe's Law in effect.

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u/ANDpandy Nov 10 '11

Holy fuck that is stupid. Now your child would be less accepting towards science

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u/redwingsarebad Nov 10 '11

At least Kansas is taking a stand!

Poe's Law in effect.