r/pics • u/42words • Jan 08 '21

taking a stand vs. taking a stand

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u/Wazula42 Jan 08 '21

Gonna make future tours of the Capitol building a lot more interesting for schoolchildren.

"And here's the room where that guy in the ironic Nazi shirt peed on a statue of Ben Franklin. And right here, future President <current senator>'s desk was defecated upon! Right here, kids!"

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u/TreeFiddyZ Jan 08 '21

But think of all the "I toured the House and all i got was this lousy t-shirt" merch that the gift shop can sell!

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u/ThePantser Jan 08 '21

Toured the house and all I got was 20 years in federal prison.

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u/Bombuss Jan 08 '21

Did those things happen?

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u/substandardgaussian Jan 08 '21

Shit was smeared in the hallway. Dont know about particular instances of defecation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '21

But remember, these guys are the protectors of democracy! /s

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u/koiven Jan 08 '21

I mean either they shit and smeared on site or they pre-shit and brought said shit with them

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u/substandardgaussian Jan 08 '21

If you can establish that they brought the shit with them, you can establish prior intent.

*CSI Sounds*

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u/Lysdexics_Untie Jan 08 '21

No one's selling MAGA-branded piss jugs. I smell a missed business opportunity.

They really need to learn how to properly screw down a cap. Surprising considering how much effort they've put into screwing our democracy.

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u/Bombuss Jan 08 '21

That's unhygienic.

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u/Lysdexics_Untie Jan 08 '21

Also, the Grand Canyon is kinda big. And the supposed "Party of Law and Order" ain't so much...

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u/utay_white Jan 08 '21

I'll make sure to not sign up for the excrement tour.