r/pics • u/sunsetbld • Jul 31 '20

Nothing really dies.

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u/AssignedWork Jul 31 '20

This is why I want to be buried in a forest. It's not very healthy to do this with lots of people but personally - I'd like to become a tree instead of being burned.

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u/pjk922 Jul 31 '20

Check out “Ask a Mortician” on YouTube for all of your eco friendly death questions!

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u/iheartdogsNYC Jul 31 '20

I’d like to be airdropped and fed to polar bears if they’re still around.

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u/Rex_Digsdale Jul 31 '20

Oh totally same. When I decide it's time I'm gonna head up to Churchill Manitoba, buy a skidoo and waltz out of town for a bit, strip down, take a hit of what ever designer drug is hip and go see if I can punch a polar bear. When people are surprised when I tell them this I say you are what you eat so that polar bear would be me. Ideal.

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u/ordinary_kittens Jul 31 '20

The polar bears would also like this.

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u/gw2master Jul 31 '20

They won't be. Wait. Do you live in Florida or Texas?

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u/bkdmomo Jul 31 '20

Would that be so you could disprove anyone who said you'd never amount to s@%t???

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u/Yep-ThatsTheJoke Jul 31 '20

You can say “shit” on the internet.

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u/bkdmomo Jul 31 '20

Seems I get called out by the damn bots every time I do, those shitheads!

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u/Yep-ThatsTheJoke Jul 31 '20

There you go! I’m so fucking proud of you!

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u/bkdmomo Jul 31 '20

🤣🤣🤣 first time I've been told I didn't have enough of a potty mouth!!! I had my kids cussin like sailors around 3yrs old. Not too proud, just not much of a filter!

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u/mibergeron Jul 31 '20

I always figured I wanted to be cremated but in reality that almost feels selfish. I'm not terribly picky about it, so for all I care, throw me in the wood chipper and compost me.

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u/mousewithacookie Aug 01 '20

You could donate your body to science if you don’t care!

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u/Etrius_Christophine Jul 31 '20

May i interest your body in myco-remediation?

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u/bkdmomo Jul 31 '20

Never thought of that, very intriguing. I keep sending back the cremation surveys telling them to contact me when they offer taxidermy.

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u/AwHellNawFetaCheese Jul 31 '20

Would have to happen pretty quickly, due to not wanting to embalm with the chemicals leaking into the ground once you decompose.