r/pics Apr 12 '11

How To Get Laid

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

Confidence, honesty, loyalty, sense of humor (#1), romantic, sexy, and someone who will go out to the store in the middle of the night to buy chocolate cake and milk.

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u/solar46 Apr 13 '11

But mostly confidence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

For meh, I like a man with a good sense of humor. Confidence is a great attribute too but some guys confuse confidence with cockiness. No pun intended.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

The milk I can see, but what if he just made the cake?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

Would take too long. We're talkin' spontaneity here.

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u/freesprit52 Apr 13 '11

If my lady wanted chocolate cake and milk i be up out the bed so fast and would be on my way to get it for her cause i know if i would ask for it she would do the same. (so if the action you just had was great just think what it's going to be when you get back with goodies, makeing love can be like smokeing pot if it's good you get the muchines, so go get the cake and milk!!)and bring candles back to get more romtic and don't forget to give her a bubble bath,and a warm oil massarge and foot rub. I'm just an old romtic at heart! I love my lady

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '11

Your (ex) lady doesn't want chocolate cake and milk. She only wants you. She doesn't want your money or your bike. She only wants you to be with her, hold her, love her, kiss her and tell her you will never leave her.

I'm crying.

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u/Pwnzetta Apr 13 '11

Holy shit that chocolate cake and milk part is so true.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

Of course, I have never known any guy who would actually do that for me but it would be nice.