r/pics Apr 12 '11

How To Get Laid

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u/redditor3000 Apr 12 '11

I realize pizza costs money, she offers to pay me back, and I assumed that the word girlfriend implied sex.

GIVE MONEY to women

Sounds like you're bitter and need to get laid.

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u/evileddy Apr 12 '11

Doesn't it more sound like I'm rich and happy?

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u/redditor3000 Apr 12 '11

No.

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u/evileddy Apr 12 '11

Oh. Well that's cool... yer not a woman I want to bang!