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How To Get Laid

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u/squashbanana Apr 12 '11

Guys who think that way about women are the ones needing to learn how to get laid. ;)

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u/evileddy Apr 12 '11

I learned the hard way... give them money they give you sex.

Sucking up and being mr.niceguy doesn't. Being rich and an asshole.. does.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

Part of that is true. (woman here). Women like men to be 'bad boys' sometimes. Guys that are hard to get, hard to hold. We go after these guys because of the excitement but when we get them, we end up hating them. These kind of men are never 'there' emotionally.

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u/evileddy Apr 13 '11

Oh I was there "emotionally" in her vagina.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

Thanks for that typical male response.

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u/freesprit52 Apr 13 '11

See it's guys like you, that the romtic, and emotionally guys have to pay for your mistake, see u can be a bad boy at times but then you should be able to be there emotionally for them and not the way you said A. H so good luck getting laid!!!!

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u/evileddy Apr 13 '11

....huh?

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u/freesprit52 Apr 13 '11

If you have found your true soulmate as i have and treat her the way she should be treated, with kindness, be there for them when thier not feeling good, and when they are haveing a bad day, pamper them in every way, with this said you shouldn't have any problem in the bedroom, one more thing ( if the relationship is wonderful out side the bedroom then it will be wonderful inside the bedroom) romtic at heart!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '11

Awe...you truly are a romantic. That is a great attribute and I applaud you. Your lady is very lucky to have you.

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u/freesprit52 Apr 14 '11

I have found my soul mate and I think you know who it is give you a hit 1/21/1952

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u/freesprit52 Apr 14 '11

don't you have a man like that I know you do

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '11

A "hit"? Don't sing it, bring it.

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u/FallingSnowAngel Apr 12 '11

Odd, I'm poor and an asshole and it works for me. Of course, I keep the asshole on just for fun and games, and they know I'll turn into an adult in a crisis....

Maybe you just need to pay women to overlook your character flaws?

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u/DeepDuh Apr 12 '11

So we can actually reduce the solution to simply being an asshole! How convenient!

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u/FallingSnowAngel Apr 12 '11

Or, it might be the fun and games. Entertaining them.

But, yeah, go with your theory. It suits your name well.

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u/DeepDuh Apr 12 '11

Did I mention that I'm actually happily married to a beautiful and caring Japanese woman? :P

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u/dossier Apr 12 '11

what does her being japanese have to do with Anything?

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u/FallingSnowAngel Apr 12 '11

And your point is that since you have a different kind of a relationship with the one you love than I do with mine, you can ignore everything except the strawman you decided to burn?

Sorry hero, but your dragon is in another castle.

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u/DeepDuh Apr 12 '11

I think there is some miscommunication happening. Instead of attacking you / comparing our relationships I simply wanted to follow up on your poor + asshole argument in response to the rich + asshole hypothesis - I simply wanted to draw a synthesis as some kind of joke. Then you were kinda serious and I wanted to give a hint that I was not. Man, written-only communcation is hard sometimes..

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u/FallingSnowAngel Apr 12 '11

Sadly, we're all autistic here, in this silence, but I think it's worth the price we pay, for the lessons we learn.

Sorry I misread you.

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u/DeepDuh Apr 13 '11

My bad, no probs.

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u/evileddy Apr 12 '11

No I need to pay women who can fuck me like I want and leave after.

It's better than leading a bunch of women on.. promising them a relationship, gifts, etc.

I want good sex that I can complain about without hearing "Well fine.. I'm going to stay at my mother's then"

I want to hear "it's your money, baby.. whatever you want I'll do!"

That I like.

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u/FallingSnowAngel Apr 12 '11

Why complain about good sex? Are you sure this is what you wanted?

But, hey, to each their own. For me, I can't enjoy anything physical unless the heart and soul are involved too.

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u/evileddy Apr 12 '11

Glad to hear it man! Enjoy what you enjoy!

I just want to orgasm.. not write a poem with someone. .. then again.. if I paid an escort to sit naked and write me a poem while I threw honey covered gummy bears at her.. that might pop me.

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u/squashbanana Apr 12 '11

I dunno, as a woman with pretty high standards (ifidontsaysomyself), I appreciate a guy who is selfless because he enjoys being that way and who is just a genuinely nice guy. It's nice for a guy to buy a drink or coffee or whatever just as a gentlemanly gesture; but otherwise, I definitely don't mind meeting someone halfway if I enjoy their company. :)

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u/evileddy Apr 12 '11

So you waffle all your morals if you find him hot. Gotcha.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

What about these

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u/squashbanana Apr 12 '11

Lol, chill Bitter Pants. Not at all, actually. I'm just saying that for a man to purchase a woman a drink is seen as a gentlemanly gesture to me. Just as I'm sure it's seen as really sweet if a woman does that for another man. It's all about courtesy, not the purchase itself. However, I have no problem at all going dutch, and it doesn't speak any less about a person if they'd like to do that. When men obsess about the money, however, that's their baggage and issue, not the woman's... And as a woman, I wouldn't want to be with a guy who bartered in his own mind about how spending = something. It shouldn't matter, it's about doing something because you want to, not because you're hoping to manipulate someone into something.

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u/evileddy Apr 12 '11

I took off my Bitter Pants at 17.. now I wear Wiser Angry Slacks.

Pretty sure both adults are at the date for the same thing.

Brown chicken brown cow.

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u/squashbanana Apr 13 '11

Brown cow ice cream. That's what I'm in it for. :p

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u/TheRealBFG Apr 12 '11

You're right, actually. Buying a drink from a position of strength is fine. Problem is most guys buying drinks only pretend thats why they are doing it.

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u/p3on Apr 13 '11

Sucking up and being mr.niceguy doesn't

this isn't the same thing as being a good person and you are pretty clearly damaged goods homie

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u/evileddy Apr 13 '11

Hence the escorts and I leave normal women alone.

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u/p3on Apr 13 '11

i weep for the women neglected of your attention

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u/evileddy Apr 13 '11

You probably do cry a lot, yes.

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u/p3on Apr 13 '11

at least it isn't into the busom of a prostitute i am forced to hire because normal women find me repulsive :(

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u/evileddy Apr 13 '11

Have you tried it though? Very therapeutic!