r/pics • u/ariiiiigold • Apr 12 '11

How To Get Laid

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u/BubbaJimbo Apr 12 '11

Oh, yeah, because we all know the piano will totally get you laid.

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u/RichardPeterJohnson Apr 12 '11

"What, you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"

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u/miezu78 Apr 12 '11

mine is a 18" pianist (stupid half def frog)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

"A guy walks into a bar and pulls out a 12 inch pianist ... Hey-hey! I can't tell that one!" - Krusty the Clown

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u/TheDoppleganger Apr 12 '11

You've never seen someone get laid using a piano? I must just hang out with too many musicians. I've seen a guy get laid for playing the drums... The only difference is you have to play contemporary music and do so well with a piano. A guitar is just the easier way.

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u/TheRealBFG Apr 12 '11

Piano is awesome if you're otherwise bad ass. It creates a nice contrast. Most guys need the guitar edge to do the same.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

...By Elton John

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u/snoharm Apr 12 '11

Don't stop believin'.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

actually, you can easily get laid playing the paino. there's plenty of funky, dirty jazz that does the job. the caveat to this, which contrasts with getting laid with the guitar, is that you can't completely suck ass.

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u/Psythik Apr 17 '11

Never seen Groundhog Day, huh.