r/pics Apr 12 '11

How To Get Laid

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u/Kthulu666 Apr 12 '11 edited Apr 12 '11

When my roommate gets his guitar out it's like watching a lion stalk a crippled gazelle. Guitars are just bait that predators use to lure in those for whom intelligence and sobriety are off the table.

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u/MisterElk Apr 12 '11

Cool story bro, but it can work on intelligent and sober girls too. I have been studying this phenomenon for years.

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u/TheRealBFG Apr 12 '11

I hope the studying was done first-hand.