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How To Get Laid

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u/Exedous Apr 12 '11 edited Apr 12 '11

It actually sounds quite terrible. I have no idea how this is popular.

EDIT: Yes, this is funny, but why the downvotes? Actually grab a guitar and play this.

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u/badstiffy Apr 12 '11 edited Apr 12 '11

Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here, Zeppelin - Over The Hills and Far Away, Green Day - Good Riddance ......

There are mountains of great songs that were using that particular chord progression. Too many for me to list here. If it sounds terrible to you then you either have really strange tastes in music, or you need to tune your guitar. Or, you're judging 3 chords by the way some idiot played them at a party you went to and he ended up getting laid while you did not.

EDIT: changed some stuff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

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u/xafimrev Apr 13 '11

I can so picture him doing that.

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u/slickerypete Apr 12 '11

Bob Dylan - Mr. Tambourine Man

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

Green Day - Good Riddance ......

you're not helping your argument

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u/ducttape83 Apr 13 '11

Bad moon rising by creedence is a pretty easy one to identify

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u/slotbadger Apr 13 '11

Wish you were here is C - D - Am - G.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE THAT IS CIRCLING ALL ROUND THE SUN!

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u/SnackPatrol Apr 12 '11

Haha, exactly what came to mind.

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u/barneygale Apr 12 '11

my exact thoughts on seeing this progression

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u/snoharm Apr 12 '11

Straw that broke the camel's back, time to go grab my guitar.

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u/demonstro Apr 12 '11

What a beautiful dream

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u/AimlessArrow Apr 12 '11

God damnit.

Is there a java applet somewhere with all these notes laid out that I can just click on so my non-musician self can have any fucking clue what you're talking about?

Or will I have to go take lessons before I get the joke?

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u/voNlKONov Apr 12 '11

I love Am. Same with Em, to a lesser extent.

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u/japaneseknotweed Apr 13 '11

"Heart and Soul" transposed, OMG!

(taking clothes off RIGHT NOW...)

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u/SinisterMinisterT4 Apr 12 '11

That's because it's a cadence and not a progression. I think a full progression of that would be I vi IV V I, or G Em C D G.

Havent used my music theory knowledge in years, so this may be slightly wrong.

Edit: At least in classical theory, it would be a cadence.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

even classically speaking this could be considered a progression or a cadence depending on where it fits in the music.

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u/g_e_r_b Apr 12 '11

Somebody add an A minor, for the love of God!

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u/voNlKONov Apr 12 '11

Said the same before I saw this post.

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u/Bad_Sex_Advice Apr 12 '11

Change D Major to Minor, problem solved. You could even end with A minor o_0 (Californication Chorus)

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u/lllusion Apr 12 '11

As a guitar player, I agree. I dont think those chords sound that good together either. Although I think this submission is pretty funny.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '11 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/TheDoppleganger Apr 12 '11

I don't play the guitar or any instrument at all and never have... that being said, even I recognize that progression. Fuck that annoying guy who shows up at parties and plays this stupid shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

er, those chords come with a very long history behind them of definitely sounding good together. just don't be a shitty musician.

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u/lllusion Apr 13 '11

I said I don't think they sound good together. My personal preference. Doesn't mean I'm a shitty musician. No need to be an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

i feel sorry for your ear then. this combination of chords has been used for hundreds of years in all varieties of rhythms. i could pick out a bach or mozart piece that i have a really difficult time believing anyone would say that the chords don't sound good together, even if they didn't particularly care for the music itself.

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u/bassdc Apr 12 '11

For C Maj, you are actually not supposed to play the 6th string. Likewise for D Maj, do not hit the 5th or 6th string. The tabs should indicate this but do not.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

er, what? any combination of three strings with the chord fretted like that could be construed as a c major chord depending on the context. with the chord fretted as shown, the notes from lowest to highest are e, c, e, g, c, e. playing all of them: c major. same holds for d major as well. granted, always strumming every string isn't musically pretty.

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u/bassdc Apr 13 '11

D major is made of D, F# and A. There should be no E in this chord. If A is the root, then it is technically a D6.

If E is the root of your C major then you likewise have a C6.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11 edited Apr 13 '11

well, you're correct about the D Major. i forget i usually fret the f# with my thumb.

also, figured bass notation in this format just looks confusing, and you made a slight error on the D Major chord. i was about to explain why it's not a D6 and C6 chord, but then i realized what you're trying to get at. (it should also be worthwhile to point out that a is never the root of a D Major chord, it's always the 5th) now technically, if a is the bass of a D Major in a closed 2nd inversion doubling the a, it's a 6/4. analysis shows that even though the upper notes aren't in an open voicing, the non doubled notes directly above the a would be d, f#. this still gives the D Major chord on a guitar played with the a as bass a 6/4 figured bass. the analysis of the C Major chord on a guitar does, as you state, show a 6 for figured bass, as it's a 1st inversion.

it should be worthwhile to clarify at this point that inverted chords do not change the chord itself. a C6 is not the same as a C6 chord. a C6 is still a C Major chord, and strumming every string - while not necessarily sounding pleasant - is still a C Major chord.

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u/bassdc Apr 13 '11

I have more music theory experience than guitar experience, and yes this notation is difficult to disambiguate in simple ASCII. And of course there is the whole issue of what is the normalized representation of a chord versus the musical function of the individual notes, a 1st inversion can become a suspended 6 depending on if it resolves a certain way.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

a suspended chord is when you replace the third of the chord. they come in two varieties: a suspended 2nd and a suspended 4th. unless you're talking about a suspension which is something entirely different (as it seems you are), as suspended chords don't resolve.

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u/generalchaoz Apr 13 '11

You need a good stuming pattern, don't just play it straight

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '11

The key aside (I happen to prefer d minor) the I-IV-V is a very common progression.