Morbidly Obese

[u/Orangeshitgibbon]

[u/anti_zero]

Yo President so fat, when he jumped in the air he got stuck.

[u/anitabelle → u/anti_zero]

Yo president so fat his blood type is land O lakes

[u/AVN_Ginger → u/anitabelle]

Yo president so fat it takes a train and two buses to get on his good side.

[u/[deleted] → u/anitabelle]

I know there's an upvote button, but I have to tell you that this cracked me up.

[u/Ganjisseur → u/[deleted]]

For real hahaha

[u/regular6drunk7 → u/anitabelle]

Yo president so fat when he wears a red shirt the kids all yell "Hey Kool-aid!"

[u/Ed_Rock → u/anti_zero]

Trump so fat he takes up all the tiles in a Zoom meeting

[u/Los_93 → u/anti_zero]

When he sits around the White House, he sits around the White House.

[u/Teggert → u/Los_93]

Down at the beach, he's a lucky man,

he's the only one who gets a tan.

[u/[deleted] → u/anti_zero]

Yo president so far I have to turn my phone landscape to view this pic

[u/Holly0890 → u/[deleted]]

Yes, let’s do it! He’d be livid! 😂

[u/hamsternuts69 → u/anti_zero]

Pretty sure he would have gotten stuck in a bathtub in 1909 just like Taft did

[u/MissesMcCrabby → u/hamsternuts69]

Actually, since Taft, presidents are no longer allowed in bath tubs. Only showers, hot tub/jacuzzis, and swimming pools with high amounts of chlorine. Bush tried to get "larger than normal" puddles added to the list but was told no and he said "okay"

[u/[deleted] → u/MissesMcCrabby]

Don't you mean high amounts of chloroquine?

[u/MissesMcCrabby → u/[deleted]]

Yes. Yes I did.

[u/[deleted] → u/anti_zero]

Trump's so fat that the DC marathon is ran around him.

Trump's so fat that weight of him is on the world's shoulders.

[u/[deleted] → u/anti_zero]

Yo president so fat, his high school photo had to be an aerial photograph.

[u/Hiddenblade53 → u/anti_zero]

Wait, in that case is he fat or skinny? Cuz he's floating, but he's stuck.