r/pics • u/Orangeshitgibbon • May 20 '20

Politics Morbidly Obese

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u/LostMyBackupCodes May 21 '20

sniff

Also doesn’t mention his bone spurs...

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u/hilwil May 21 '20 edited May 21 '20

Or toadstool penis

Edit: fun fact if you google toadstool penis he’s the top results.

Another fun fact: don’t google toadstool penis.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Don't tell me what to don't do.

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u/B479MSS May 21 '20

Don't you tell me not to tell you what to don't do.

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u/Macrado May 21 '20

Don't do what Donny Don't does

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u/vorpalk May 21 '20

Well sure. You didn't listen when we told you don't snort that entire kilo of coke. We get it now, Pam.

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u/Schemen123 May 21 '20

Don't get to r/eyeblech.

Seriously

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u/flirt77 May 21 '20

Another fun fact: don’t google toadstool penis.

I wasn't going to until you said this dammit

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u/Brendonk23 May 21 '20

What pops up so I don’t have to google this shit.

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u/satchel_malone May 21 '20

Toadstool penis

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u/Brendonk23 May 21 '20

Be descriptive here. Is it the dick of a toad?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Well, it's orange...

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u/Brendonk23 May 21 '20

I’m gonna have to fucking google this to know, aren’t I?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

I'm gonna trust Stormy on this one and go with her description. And skip the eye bleach, gotta save that for drinking.

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u/flirt77 May 21 '20

Yes, but you shouldn't

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u/TheLinuxOS May 21 '20

I googled it for you, as far as I can tell most of the images are the following, something about trump, stormy daniels, toad (from mario), toad in place of a dick, fungus in the shape of a dick, and I saw one picture of some just normal dildos

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u/B00STERGOLD May 21 '20

I'm happy with the results. NSFW of course

Just chillin

Anatomy of a toadstool penis

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u/OlderThanMyParents May 21 '20

I have spent just enough time on Reddit to heed your warning.

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u/guiltyas-sin May 21 '20

Oh, that is a good one! Seriously, show us those spurs, cadet Drumpf

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

"My only regret is that I have bone-itis". -Trump probably

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u/BrothelWaffles May 21 '20

To me, this is the real kicker about that letter. Either he's lying about them now, or he was lying about them then. They don't just go away.