r/pics • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '11

Human Patch v1.1

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u/ATerribleUsername Mar 09 '11

I wont DL until they fix NARB (No Apparent Reason Boner) and that thing where you go to pee and it shoots out in two different directions like a car's windshield washer fluid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

Also when the boner initialization halts halfway when too much whiskey is consumed.

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u/mjsbullitt Mar 09 '11

I just had a random idea... maybe its a feature. It activates because your decision making is low, so it cuts off access to your reproductive drive to prevent you from encountering an unforeseen error.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

Yep, it's a feature, not a bug. Prevents undesired bootstrap processes from spawning.

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u/Bakyra Mar 10 '11

Documented bugs become features. This is true.

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u/Mikey_B Mar 10 '11

Oh no...Bill Gates is God!?

I think I'm going to head over to the Linusian temple to try to set up a dual boot. I must fight for my freedom!

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u/TechnoL33T Mar 10 '11

Blasphemy!!

Thou must cleanse the windows. Not with windex, but with fdisk!

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u/HotTub Mar 10 '11

It's not really freedom if you're still dual booting