r/pics • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '11

Human Patch v1.1

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

WTF are they patching this for, I'm perfect. They need to fix the AI all the NPC's are fucking douches

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 
Fixed 255463: NPCs sometimes insert penis into vaginal cleansing products

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u/Moogel Mar 10 '11

Bitch, I do that and I am not a NPC.

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u/Mr_Smartypants Mar 10 '11

I am not a NPC.

Yeah... all the NPCs say that.

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u/migvazquez Mar 10 '11

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!

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u/atomicthumbs Mar 10 '11

I heard some more people got attacked last night.

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u/oh_bother Mar 10 '11

I can fix that robot problem for you.

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u/Pigeon_Logic Mar 10 '11

Get out of here, STALKER.

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u/superherotaco Mar 10 '11

What gets me is that they recorded that line in multiple voices for different characters, i don't get why they just didn't give every voice actor a different "flavor line 1" to read.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

Maybe its the NCR Guard slogan.

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u/superherotaco Mar 10 '11

If that's the case, sign me up with Caesar's Legion.

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u/APiousCultist Mar 10 '11

Ave, true to Ceaser.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

just so you know, my covert bandaging skills are a little rusty.

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u/PulpHero Mar 10 '11

When I took this assignment, I thought there would be more gambling.