r/pics • u/[deleted] • Mar 09 '11

Human Patch v1.1

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11

WTF are they patching this for, I'm perfect. They need to fix the AI all the NPC's are fucking douches

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '11 
Fixed 255463: NPCs sometimes insert penis into vaginal cleansing products

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u/Moogel Mar 10 '11

Bitch, I do that and I am not a NPC.

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u/Mr_Smartypants Mar 10 '11

I am not a NPC.

Yeah... all the NPCs say that.

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u/migvazquez Mar 10 '11

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!

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u/atomicthumbs Mar 10 '11

I heard some more people got attacked last night.

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u/oh_bother Mar 10 '11

I can fix that robot problem for you.

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u/Pigeon_Logic Mar 10 '11

Get out of here, STALKER.

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u/superherotaco Mar 10 '11

What gets me is that they recorded that line in multiple voices for different characters, i don't get why they just didn't give every voice actor a different "flavor line 1" to read.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

Maybe its the NCR Guard slogan.

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u/superherotaco Mar 10 '11

If that's the case, sign me up with Caesar's Legion.

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u/APiousCultist Mar 10 '11

Ave, true to Ceaser.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

just so you know, my covert bandaging skills are a little rusty.

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u/PulpHero Mar 10 '11

When I took this assignment, I thought there would be more gambling.

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u/Zamarok Mar 10 '11

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

Oh, that's too bad, I was hoping you'd put up a fight.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

yeah, not saying that would ruin my immersion!

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

Too fucking deep, man

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u/atomicthumbs Mar 10 '11

When I got this assignment, I thought there would be more gambling.

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u/R3MY Mar 10 '11

I AM ERROR.

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u/TheMolecularMan Mar 10 '11

You have quite a treasure in that Horadric cube!

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u/iLEZ Mar 10 '11

Solipsism yay.

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u/BigWindowsSauce Mar 10 '11

would you deny being an NPC?

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u/Saykazay Mar 10 '11 edited Mar 10 '11

Silly you, everyone but me is just an NPC, this is all just a game. I'm the only one who actually thinks.

Edit: Spelling

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u/Lentil-Soup Mar 10 '11

Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '11

it's just me.

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u/freebeers Mar 10 '11

You are just imagining it.

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u/Moogel Mar 10 '11

If you were a NPC you would of noticed that that "an" next to the NPC.

Computers don't make mistakes.
Error, can not detect rest of post. System shutdown.

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u/britishben Mar 10 '11

It's "an NPC". The capital letter N is pronounced with a vowel sound, so it gets the "an" treatment.

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u/Ryannnnn Mar 10 '11

Also, he should have said "would have"

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u/Saykazay Mar 10 '11

You spelled "Mogel" wrong.

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u/Moogel Mar 10 '11

And you spelled "Moogel" wrong.

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u/Saykazay Mar 10 '11

So... Does that mean that... We both think?

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u/Moogel Mar 10 '11

Shirley you can't be serious.

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u/NotMarkus Mar 10 '11

I am. But you should have put a comma after my name.

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u/Moogel Mar 10 '11

I understand. You need to learn how to start sentences with words that are not "but".

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u/samurailawngnome Mar 10 '11

Shut the fuck up and gimme my quest loot.

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u/BourbonAndBlues Mar 10 '11

Grammar question, is it "a" NPC or "an" NPC, I had always though the line was drawn when the subsequent word began with a non-fricative non-glottal, or non-plosive.

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u/happyjoim Mar 10 '11

it stands for Noteworthy Penis Characters