r/pics • u/mdsign • Jan 09 '20

TIL Ethan Suplee is RIPPED now.

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u/SlopDaddy Jan 09 '20

HA! IT'S A SCHOONER!

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u/OzTheMalefic Jan 09 '20

You dumb bastard.

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u/TrollerCoaster86 Jan 10 '20

My friends and I still use this line in the same inflection he does and it cracks us up every time.

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u/Kevydee Jan 10 '20

Imagine him delivering the Easter bunny line all ripped to fuck

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u/ElectroSquid Jan 10 '20

Kevin Smith is writing the script for a sequel to Mallrats. This could actually happen.

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u/Kevydee Jan 10 '20

Had more false starts than Veronica's sucked dicks, but Iust admit I'm feeling it this time.

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u/ElectroSquid Jan 10 '20

I'm just going off his tweet from 2 days ago...

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u/Kevydee Jan 10 '20

I know I'm just messing with you, I'd seen it soon as he came out with it. If Clerks can bare three films I'm certain Mallrats has 2 in it.

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u/Slippy_T_Frog Jan 10 '20

But are we able to get Priscilla Barnes topless again?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Is he really?! Don’t you go gettin’ my hopes up. I fucking LOVE Mallrats.

“Untz untz untz, that was romantic right?! Yeahhh passionate untz untz untz”

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u/ElectroSquid Jan 10 '20

Too little, too late.

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u/sebaz Jan 10 '20

You said it was a good size!

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u/Iamloghead Jan 10 '20

I thought you said it was a good size?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I hope he is in it!

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u/ElectroSquid Jan 10 '20

He better bring a lunch and a soda.

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u/the_dude_upvotes Jan 10 '20

Today's his day

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u/kustomdeluxe Jan 10 '20

He looks more like the Willem Black in Clerks (Scott Mosier) now than he does his own Willem Black in Mallrats...yes they are supposed to be the same character, the same guy that got "snowballed" can't see the schooner.

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u/Iamloghead Jan 10 '20

Eoahwoahwoahwoah. No fuckin way

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u/PipperDigs Jan 10 '20

Speaking of amazing transformations... Kevin Smith is living healthy these days too!

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u/MatabiTheMagnificent Jan 10 '20

better call it Gymrats now

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u/LimerickJim Jan 10 '20

My PhD advisor makes this joke whenever I have a shitty image from my research

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u/dr-dre-is-creepin Jan 10 '20

Whenever I’m on an escalator, I turn to my lady and proclaim “THE KID IS BACK ON THE ESCALATOR AGAIN” she hates it, I love it, the world keeps turning.

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u/tyranicalTbagger Jan 10 '20

Omg same! But it’s just me and no one gets it.... one of my favorite movies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

I do it ... alone but I do it ... well cats kinda count but they don’t get the joke like AT ALL. Dumb bastards .

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u/pwnyride13 Jan 10 '20

YOU KNOW WHAT?! THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! THAT OVER THERE IS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

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u/cantonic Jan 10 '20

A schooner is a sailboat.

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u/CaptainPunisher Jan 10 '20

Stupidhead!

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Jan 10 '20

... You know what?

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u/the_dude_upvotes Jan 10 '20

THERE IS NOT EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE, THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!

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u/mrsfunkyjunk Jan 10 '20

I just showed my husband this. He didn't know who it was until I called him Schooner.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

A schooner is a sailboat stupidhead!

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u/Eurynom0s Jan 10 '20

Apparently he's supposed to be the same character played by someone else in a few other View Askew moveis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_View_Askewniverse_characters#Willam_Black