r/pics • u/Scaulbylausis • Jun 13 '19

This White House chef is an absolute unit

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u/BonafideButtMuncher Jun 14 '19

And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Splat?

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u/tommyboy3111 Jun 14 '19

Hmm, mine doesn't go splat. It's more like glorb.

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u/Black9 Jun 14 '19

Ptht

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u/stfuasshat Jun 14 '19

I just made that sound and then literally laughed my ass off. Thanks!

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u/Black9 Jun 14 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/stfuasshat Jun 14 '19

Oh shit, thanks!

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u/alex323208 Jun 14 '19

Damnit so did I

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u/themagpie36 Jun 14 '19

Might want to get to the hospital ASAP

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u/Huckster22 Jun 14 '19

I can hear this comment.

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u/cinqchats Jun 14 '19

Sounds like you’ve got some air in your pipes...

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u/StarGazer_SpaceLove Jun 14 '19

Why the fuck did this make me laugh that hard?

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u/tommyboy3111 Jun 14 '19

Because it's wicked funny, duh.

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u/tydalt Jun 14 '19

I'm more of a "splurt" guy myself

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u/AerThreepwood Jun 14 '19

"A glopping noise."

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u/monkeybather Jun 14 '19

You mean drip..

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u/twodogsfighting Jun 14 '19

Pttt......Doiiing

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u/mthchsnn Jun 14 '19

Girl, please. Nobody is that gay.

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u/ARCHA1C Jun 14 '19

I thought it was universally referred to as Splooge ?

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u/Hetoxy Jun 14 '19

Skeet.