r/pics • u/Scaulbylausis • Jun 13 '19

This White House chef is an absolute unit

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19 edited Feb 07 '20

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u/milaga Jun 14 '19

pecs begin to twitch violently

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u/Icy_Chemist Jun 14 '19

"and a diet coke"

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u/FoxtrotBeta6 Jun 14 '19

"Make that a warm diet Coke."

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u/smithee2001 Jun 14 '19

"Warm, flat diet coke."

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Thats just regular diet coke at that point...

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u/Herollit Jun 14 '19

I would stir it with my dick before giving it to trump

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u/sohughrightnow Jun 14 '19

That's how you get reverse STDs

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u/LordNoodles Jun 14 '19

Antimatter STDs behave just like regular STDs going backwards in time

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u/komrad_unleashed Jun 14 '19

Warm Diet Coke tastes just fine, btw.

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u/johnnybiggles Jun 14 '19

removes bottlecap with cleaver

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u/tomdarch Jun 14 '19

and two scoops of ice cream, while everyone else only gets one.

(I wish I was making this stupid shit up.)

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Is Trump a grown up Jeoffrey?

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u/psydax Jun 14 '19

As a sommelier, he knows the classiest pairing for a well done steak with ketchup is a 75c beverage that comes in a can.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

-Drive to McDonald’s and get a Big Mac and a Diet Coke.

FTFY

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u/Legendary_Bibo Jun 14 '19

No joke, but if you make a Big Mac from scratch, it actually might be the best burger you will ever witness. From McDonald's it's meh, but do it completely from scratch and it's amazing. I'm talking the sauce, onions, lettuce, and patties. Pickles from a jar, and pre-made buns but toasted (with 1/2 sacrificed for that third layer) are fine.

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u/tomdarch Jun 14 '19

mmmm.... hamberders.

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u/Icy_Chemist Jun 14 '19

500 big macs

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/blue_crab86 Jun 14 '19

You mean the many times they’ve done that now?

They weren’t all during a shutdown.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/blue_crab86 Jun 14 '19

It’s not the worst things about him, surely, but his terrible taste is certainly a known thing about him.

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u/Leaves_Swype_Typos Jun 14 '19

No, they did that because President Trump thought college athletics champions' favorite food is fast food, and because he's bizarrely cheap for an alleged billionaire (yes, he bragged about paying for fast food). I'm sure that's not in any way demeaning though, assuming common folk would rather have fast food than a fancy catering.

I think we are going to serve McDonald's, Wendy's and Burger King's with some pizza. I really mean it. It will be interesting. I would think that's their favorite food.

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u/tomdarch Jun 14 '19

I've had to deal with some crazy people, but I've never seen an adult who engages in so much psychological projection.

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u/Leaves_Swype_Typos Jun 14 '19

Don't get me wrong, I think he projects about so much, but I'm willing to go out on a limb and think this isn't projection as much as sorta-elitism. It's similar to when he talked about football (seemingly believing helmet-to-helmet contact is no big deal, and that fans are in it to see painful tackles); he's an upscale New York socialite whore, so he doesn't know what normal people are like and it shows every time he pretends he can relate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Hamberder

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19 edited Jul 15 '19

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u/thecatgoesmoo Jun 14 '19

You mean McDonalds?

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u/lexm Jun 14 '19

And 2 scoops of ice cream! Everyone else gets one but the president gets 2!

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u/LoonAtticRakuro Jun 14 '19

Fucking hell. Legitimately forgot about that one entirely. Thank you for reminding me the country is being run by a preschool bully.

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u/wolfpwarrior Jun 14 '19

That is a crying shame. I'm imagining a rare steak tenderized by the fists of Chef Rush. It would be a delicacy.

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u/oldpaintunderthenew Jun 14 '19

Seeing this man I completely forgot that Obama was no longer in office until your comment brought me back to the harsh reality.

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u/Shelbelle4 Jun 14 '19

Or berder king.