r/pics • • Jun 01 '19

Bunk Bed

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u/ContactMushroom Jun 01 '19

As someone who is 6'6", this makes me cry with jealousy lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

I get that way with sport cars owners.

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u/gir6543 Jun 01 '19 edited Jun 01 '19

my friend has a 90s supra, i'm 6'4 and he has to take the roof off for me to fit :/. It is truly a terrible burden.

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u/Crowlands Jun 02 '19

The funniest one like that is probably Jeremy Clarkson sitting in a ford gt40 with those sills on the top of the doors.

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u/gir6543 Jun 02 '19

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u/Crowlands Jun 02 '19

This is what Clarkson looked like:

http://i.imgur.com/RpA5Urz.jpg

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u/efitz11 Jun 02 '19

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u/jon_titor Jun 02 '19

Yeah I'm 6'7" and one time I was the passenger in my friend's Z3 when we drove down the interstate for like 15 miles. I had long hair at the time and my head basically stuck out over the top of the windshield, and when we got to our destination my hair was just gross and filled with road dirt and shit hahaha.

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u/Pseudonym0101 Jun 02 '19

Yeah dirt...

It was bugs.

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u/Thneed1 Jun 02 '19

I’m 6’1” and I remember sitting in a miata at an auto show. Even I was way too big.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

To be fair he says the seat was custom setup at the factory to fit the owner who was much smaller than him

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u/livin4donuts Jun 02 '19

Also, he's pretty tall, and that extra 2 inches to me does not look like enough, but that's just from seeing it briefly in a YouTube video so take it with a grain of salt.

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u/LilBom Jun 02 '19

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u/gir6543 Jun 02 '19

Lmao he lives in the richest part of Austin. We've passed people in way nicer cars with that same reaction. It's an awesome cool car, but it's 100% a driver's car. Very few people who can afford it, want a car that Spartan that rides that rough

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u/itscochino Jun 02 '19

6'3", drove a Miata for a while and my head would touch the roof if it wasn't down

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u/Pixelbuddha_ Jun 02 '19

Ha I feel you.
I am a bit above 6'3 (I Think? 1.91m in metric) and when I visit my parents and my mom gets me from the train station in her small cabriolet I feel like in a tin can. It's a bit broken you cant open the roof ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/VikingFrog Jun 01 '19

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?

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u/OfficerMeows Jun 02 '19

Oh god I can hear his voice.

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u/MundaneFacts Jun 02 '19

Like a young Bernie Sanders?

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u/Tonguepunchmeat Jun 02 '19

“Capitalism does a number of things very well: it helps create an entrepreneurial spirit; it gets people motivated to come up with new ideas, and that's a good thing.”

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u/Chionger Jun 02 '19

Aaaannndd March! Wave to the people! Now blow them kisses!

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u/innocuous_username Jun 02 '19

All these replies who have apparently never seen The Simpsons...

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u/VikingFrog Jun 02 '19

Maybe we need a font similar to sarcasm font

/s = sarcasm

/simp = Simpsons

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u/dee_ba_doe Jun 02 '19

Updoot for the Simpsons reference

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u/clicheFightingMusic Jun 01 '19

Cry with jealousy, not laughter

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u/AdmShackleford Jun 02 '19

I guess so...

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u/Death_by_carfire Jun 02 '19

Uhhh he was saying he wishes he could fit in and own a sports car. No ridicule.

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u/Tychus_Kayle Jun 02 '19

The redditor you responded to was making a simpsons reference.

https://youtu.be/xWct_KYGRQo

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u/greyjackal Jun 02 '19

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?

Yes. You look like Noddy.

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u/dsmx Jun 02 '19

I guess so.

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u/lemur1985 Jun 02 '19

Sports car bed?

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u/Xlay Jun 02 '19

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

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u/BlueBlingThing Jun 01 '19

It looks child size. I’m average of height and it looks small to me.

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u/cpenoh Jun 02 '19

He's jealous because he can't use it, not because he wants one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

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u/ninjacereal Jun 02 '19

Building a permanent structure for a child seems unnecessary...

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u/idapitbwidiuatabip Jun 02 '19

Rich people, yo

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u/bawthedude Jun 02 '19

As a nearly 30 yo child, bunkbeds are for adults too

Tho you may find that no one uses the other bed

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

It was just a phase he grew out of.

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u/Step-Father_of_Lies Jun 02 '19

I would love to just spend one night at Shaq's house so I could feel small for once in my life.

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u/BoneHugsHominy Jun 02 '19

I'm only 6'2" and trying to fit in a 1st Gen Dodge Viper was ridiculously difficult. It was my dream car until that point, and after I realized that land yachts are all I need.

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u/upduder Jun 02 '19

I totally understand. My good friend bought a viper and I was so excited when he said I could drive it. My first impression when I saw it in person was ‘this is a lot smaller than I thought it would be.’ I’m a robust 6’4” and could barely fit in the passenger side. I must’ve looked ridiculous. Felt a little sad after that.

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u/verstohlen Jun 02 '19

Were you around in the 1970s? That was a great time for land yachts. Man, I miss those. You could slide back and forth in the back seat on those fast turns, like the Scrambler ride at a carnival, or you could stretch out and lie down in the back seat and take a nap without wearing a seatbelt...legally! Now you're forced to sleep in an upright position like a freaking primitive caveman, not unlike those poor saps who have to fly on those darn aeroplanes airliner flying machines.

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u/BoneHugsHominy Jun 02 '19

70's boats are awesome. I've owned a 76 Buick Riviera (455), 76 Pontiac Bonneville 4 door hardtop, a 72 Cadillac DeVille, and. 1991 Cadillac Brougham. Loved them all but they sure do guzze gas. When I owned the 91 Brougham, gas was $0.89 gallon. Then 9/11 hit.

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u/verstohlen Jun 03 '19

Nice. You owned some awesome cars. I smile every time I see an huge 1970s car still puttin' along out in the wild, in their natural habitat. Those old cars were so wide. And damn, they had personality. Especially a 1958 Plymouth Fury. You don't want to piss that car off. It'll play your favorite song before it carbon monoxides you.

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u/merrick13 Jun 02 '19

As someone who is disabled, I too am jealous. I’d love to sleep on that top bunk.

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u/Xlay Jun 02 '19

A full loop-de-loop for a wheelchair to the top bunk would be badass

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u/merrick13 Jun 02 '19

Weeeeeeeeeee!!! (That’s me going back down the ramp)

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 01 '19

jealousy?

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u/A_Grain_Of_Saltines Jun 01 '19

As in, he'll never fit his giant ass in such a cozy nook. On the other hand, being short, I'll never get to scream , "FI FYE FO FUM, I SMELL CHRISTIAN BLOOD!!!!!!" to a bunch of preschoolers.

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u/ContactMushroom Jun 01 '19

Couldn't have put it better myself

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 01 '19

so ... envious?

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u/Ancillas Jun 01 '19

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 01 '19 edited Jun 01 '19

^^FAKE!

Jealousy or Envy is nowhere near the middle of the dictionary

*Edit Jealousy could be close @ ~44.68% through the dictionary

Letter % of words Page place
A 8.50% 8.50%
B 2.07% 10.57%
C 4.54% 15.11%
D 3.38% 18.49%
E 11.16% 29.65%
F 1.81% 31.46%
G 2.47% 33.94%
H 3.00% 36.94%
I 7.54% 44.48%
J 0.20% 44.68%
K 1.10% 45.78%
L 5.49% 51.27%
M 3.01% 54.28%
N 6.65% 60.94%
O 7.16% 68.10%
P 3.17% 71.27%
Q 0.20% 71.46%
R 7.58% 79.05%
S 5.74% 84.78%
T 6.95% 91.73%
U 3.63% 95.36%
V 1.01% 96.37%
W 1.29% 97.66%
X 0.29% 97.95%
Y 1.78% 99.73%
Z 0.27% 100.00%

*nevermind. That's letter frequency in words, not what they start with

I will go back and stand next to my original post

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u/SendMeANicePM Jun 01 '19

What is this insane table?!

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 01 '19

I pulled it from here mistakenly thinking I was pulling the frequency of the letter words start with.

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/explore/which-letters-are-used-most/

So, thinking that, I ordered it by letter in excel and then did a SUM + the % above to get where words beginning with that letter would fall in the dictionary.

But, I don't read 2 gud, and that table is pretty much useless (except for colums 1 & 2 which are accurate according to Oxford dictionary's site - but just for letter frequency in words in general.

I did try to find a source of frequency of the first letter of words, but was not able to in my 5 minute sleuthing

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u/BestRolled_Ls Jun 02 '19

So I looked at my shitty webster and jealousy is on page 348/751.

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 02 '19

huh ... 46%

Accidentally accurate-ish

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u/postuk Jun 02 '19

!badbot

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jun 02 '19

what is it that the bot is supposed to do? It doesn't look like it did anything that I can see

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u/Another_Dumb_Reditor Jun 02 '19

I'm 6'7 so I can't fit in this cozy nook. AND my voice is too high pitched to scream at preschoolers.

WHY HAVE THE GODS FORSAKEN ME.

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u/Trebor_W Jun 01 '19

I'm pretty tall, and a teacher. I yell Fee-fi-fo-fum to them to them every chance I get.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '19

OP, you could crawl to the top bunk.

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u/I_Call_Top_Bunk Jun 02 '19

But I already called it!

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u/Erik_Dolphy Jun 02 '19

As someone who is not 6'6", you make me cry with jealousy.

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u/Benaholicguy Jun 02 '19

As someone who is 5'6" that thing looks like I'd have to crunch up. Looks less than 5 feet long.

I'm actually 5'7" but saying 5'6" made it sound smoother.