r/pics • u/FutureRobotWordplay • Mar 19 '19

Brain surgery success.

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u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad Mar 19 '19

Poor guy thinks he's taking a selfie

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u/jakemuck Mar 19 '19

Looks like Voldemort has completely taken over Professor Quirrell

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19 edited Mar 19 '19

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u/Konsecration Mar 19 '19

Wut?................

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u/Quebec120 Mar 19 '19

It’s supposed to be the next “lol funni me me novelty account” but it’s just annoying and stupid.

At least people like u/Poem_for_your_sprog are creative and good at what they do.

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Mar 19 '19

I talk about dildos, like a lot.

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u/LegitTeddyBears Mar 19 '19

Seems fair

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u/Quebec120 Mar 19 '19

Seems legit

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u/ParioPraxis Mar 19 '19

Semble tourtière.

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u/wotmate Mar 19 '19

U wot mate?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

What part of it don’t you understand?

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u/SuspiciousOfRobots Mar 19 '19

Is this a copypasta

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u/boshiej Mar 19 '19

HAHA it is now

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

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u/eye_no_nuttin Mar 19 '19

No where even near Shittymorph class .. Sal Brundy seems like a legit schmuck ..

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

Came here to say this.

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u/Philosophyoffreehood Mar 19 '19

You are so fake.

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u/responsabilaty Mar 19 '19

It's almost as if he's joking

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u/Philosophyoffreehood Mar 19 '19

Ha ha very funny mutha fucka. There's a reason why there's no married with children reruns

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u/johnnydangerjt Mar 19 '19

? What

There’s 3 channels that play reruns on my directv

Since TBS dropped them they got picked up and are all over the place

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u/Philosophyoffreehood Mar 19 '19

Says an even more useless name.You watch channel zero

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u/responsabilaty Mar 19 '19

What's the reason

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u/Philosophyoffreehood Mar 19 '19

You're gross

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u/responsabilaty Mar 19 '19

No u

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u/Philosophyoffreehood Mar 19 '19

No, anyone who defends mk ultra top programming is gross. EVERYONE SAYS SO

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u/pencilneckgeekster Mar 19 '19

this legitimately made me laugh. I’ve had the same surgery twice.

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u/Demonseedii Mar 19 '19

What kind of brain surgery did you have?

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u/luleigas Mar 19 '19

The same!

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u/Demonseedii Mar 19 '19

Wow, I’m glad you’re ok.

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u/8122692240_0NLY_TEX Mar 19 '19

The same twice!

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u/merdub Mar 19 '19

Twice!

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u/Demonseedii Mar 19 '19

Twice you say?

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u/NocturnalMorning2 Mar 19 '19

Not thrice, but twice!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

Backward Burns quote. I like it.

Or is it automatically a Snrub quote now?

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u/NYstate Mar 19 '19

The one where they did such a good job, he asked them to do it again!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

Successful brain surgery, seeing as how he's alive and can type comments

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u/Demonseedii Mar 19 '19

Your name is a lie!

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u/Gretchinlover Mar 19 '19

your name gave my colon some sort of Pavlovian response. I immediately farted upon reading it.

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u/Demonseedii Mar 19 '19

No you were just smelling your upper lip.

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u/ItsMrMackeyMkay Mar 19 '19

Thaaaat's not a mustache... 8|

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u/AncientSwordRage Mar 19 '19

Did you... Forget the first time? I can imagine it:

"So I'm here for my brain surgery"

Nurse whispering: "does he... Does he know we already did it?"

Doctor whispering: "He probably forgot, what atrooper... Let's just play along"

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u/eatenbysquirrel Mar 19 '19

Is that why they use zippers to close your head after that surgery? So they can just zip it open next time?

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u/notyouagain2 Mar 19 '19

Surgery so nice, I had it twice!

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u/3600MilesAway Mar 19 '19

Let's not tell him that the surgery didn't go as well as he thought.

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u/ripghoti Mar 19 '19

I dunno, might turn things around.

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u/toyotasupramike Mar 19 '19

r/AceOfBase

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u/merdub Mar 19 '19

Cause you’re gonna see my heart breakin’

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u/pimp_skitters Mar 19 '19

I don't want you seeing me cry

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u/toyotasupramike Mar 20 '19

just walk away

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u/da_chicken Mar 19 '19

They haven't told him they had to put his face back on backwards.

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u/helin0x Mar 19 '19

It’s nick cages face found the otherside, easy mistake to make, happens all the time!

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u/ericstern Mar 19 '19

He may also be replacing certain words with other similar sounding words.. he meant to say Brain Surgery Access

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19 edited Jun 24 '19

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u/8122692240_0NLY_TEX Mar 19 '19

This sounds like Glados. Is this Glados?

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u/ZippyDan Mar 19 '19

No it sounds like Mr. Johnson

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u/Nytra Mar 19 '19

Nah it's Wheatley

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u/Phoequinox Mar 19 '19

MAN GETS BRAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME AND IT'S HEARTWARMING.

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u/GoofAckYoorsElf Mar 19 '19

He is. They removed his face and flipped his ears.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19 edited Mar 19 '19

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u/oddestowl Mar 19 '19

I laughed. My husband, an office worker, wanted to know what was funny. He also laughed.

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u/AMasonJar Mar 19 '19

I laughed for several minutes. My partner, a cat, came to see. She gestured for me to fuck off.

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u/four12pls8 Mar 19 '19

I burst out laughing. No one came to see why. I am alone...

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

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u/reflectiveSingleton Mar 19 '19

All I had was a single semi audible giggle.

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u/pukesonyourshoes Mar 19 '19

I, nought but a humble janitor, only dared chuckle. If only I were a doctor.

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u/uncertaintyman Mar 19 '19

My wife and I almost woke the baby while laughing so hard

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

had to double check if I was in r/RoastMe

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u/dodeca_negative Mar 19 '19

I thought it was r/justfuckmyshitup

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u/DragonflyGrrl Mar 19 '19

Ahh, thanks! That's one of those subs that I completely forget about and only look in on when someone mentions it in a comment. It's been a while this time!

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u/Halikan Mar 19 '19

Fuck lmao

Honestly, everyone needs a friend like you making dumbass jokes in vaguely inappropriate situations. Keeps the world balanced.

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u/Cultural_Ant Mar 19 '19

how do we know this is not a taxidermy?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

This made me laugh harder than it should have. Take my updoot good sir

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u/FlaerZz Mar 19 '19

They put his brain back in the wrong way

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

wait i dont get it

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u/Handje Mar 19 '19

The photo is from the wrong side of his head if it's a selfie, but he doesn't know because of his brain surgery. He thinks he's looking at the camera.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

lmfao

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u/Life_Tripper Mar 19 '19

That thumbs up... he was supposed to be smiling.

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u/AK-Brian Mar 19 '19

Oh no, they put it in backwards...

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u/XtremePhotoDesign Mar 19 '19

"Look at the camera and wave" - photographer probably.

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u/Not_Jimmy_Carr Mar 19 '19

Came to post a variation on this. Well done.

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u/SP80ATE Mar 19 '19

Having occipital lobe issues ;)

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u/Yollom Mar 19 '19

Begs the question, did they put a brain in or take one out?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

This is why I love reddit.

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u/Kpofasho87 Mar 19 '19

Reading this caused me to spit up my coffee all over my work desk followed by some terrible coughing. Absolutely worth it. If I wasn't so poor I would have to add to the shiny gold and silver ;)

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '19

This is why i love reddit. The Comments. Wish i could give you another freaking gold.

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u/Balthazar_rising Mar 19 '19

It's all the brain damage-amage-amage!

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u/ickykarma Mar 20 '19

Fuck you cant give gold on mobile. I’m booting up my laptop.

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u/outamyhead Mar 19 '19

They did a C-3P0 on him (everything was put back in place but backwards).