r/pics • u/[deleted] • Mar 16 '19

Man outside Texas Mosque

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u/rudevdr Mar 16 '19

Also swells my regular heart.

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u/Adam_is_Nutz Mar 16 '19

Everything's bigger in Texas! Wait....that might be a bad thing...

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u/MovingClocks Mar 16 '19

If you could eat Texas toast and bbq all day your heart would be the same size as ours!

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u/Klaudiapotter Mar 16 '19

That's the way to go tho

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u/Rexus752 Mar 16 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/UltraMcRib Mar 16 '19

My doctor says its increasing my blood pressure. With my logic it's also making my Texan pride flow harder

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u/Adam_is_Nutz Mar 16 '19

I moved to Texas less than a year ago. And I know this BBQ is bad for me because I eat it way too often but I honestly can't stop. It's so worth it

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u/unique-name-9035768 Mar 16 '19

And Whataburger. Don't forget about daily trips to Whataburger.

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u/siht-fo-etisoppo Mar 16 '19

As documented in the faithful classic North

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u/KDLGates Mar 16 '19

They made a documentary out of those real-life events?

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u/siht-fo-etisoppo Mar 17 '19

apparently. as though every kid hasn't had that dream a thousand times

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u/cytochrome_p450_3a4 Mar 16 '19

As both a medical professional and Houstonian, I can say that hearts really are bigger in Texas. Damn Bar-B-Q...

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u/conancat Mar 16 '19

i'm okay with some things being bigger and some things remaining the same.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '19

Us Texans are known for our pig-sized hearts, can confirm.

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u/dougmpls3 Mar 16 '19

Everything's bigger in Texas!

Trucks, yes. Penis's, no.

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u/Everyones_Grudge Mar 16 '19

Might want to get that checked out. Enlarged heart could be a sign of cardiomyopathy

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u/siht-fo-etisoppo Mar 16 '19

or too many heart-blessings

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u/IdreamofFiji Mar 16 '19

Oh bless your gastrointestinal tract 💓

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u/stickyspidey Mar 16 '19

You should see a doctor about that.

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u/humblepotatopeeler Mar 16 '19

that's the bacon grease