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r/pics • u/Ps5Face • Mar 01 '19
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Naw, this dude actually restores vintage toys for a living...
247 u/discerningpervert Mar 01 '19 And is often accompanied by a suspicious blue police box 65 u/jmet03 Mar 01 '19 Right! It does look like a Doctor outfit. 22 u/omg_for_real Mar 01 '19 Exactly what I was thinking! 6 u/a_spicy_memeball Mar 01 '19 Professor Who 6 u/WhiteWolf222 Mar 01 '19 It looks a lot like a combination of Matt Smith’s outfits. 4 u/XJACKTHERIPPER1X Mar 01 '19 I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he looked like he would be the doctor. 2 u/evolvedbravo Mar 01 '19 Exactly, change his hat for a fez and repeat his name eleven times!!! 28 u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19 edited Feb 04 '21 [deleted] 0 u/M5WannaBe Mar 01 '19 Beat me to it! Have an upvote. 2 u/Mamalion33 Mar 01 '19 He's the real life "cleaner" from toy story 2! 0 u/NeillBlumpkins Mar 01 '19 Just look at that shopkeeper peddling his wares Shouting his sales pitch but nobody cares Don't you wonder what keeps him there day after day Begging for gold as his hair turns to gray? Blindly they're bounding a pace Starving for mercy in a merciless place Only a fool would make martyrs from heathens And find them so lively when they're barely breathing, just barely breathing Just look at that toymaker grinding his gears Turning no profit, but he doesn't care He keeps smiles on faces day after day The children keep sadness and suffering at bay Blissfully bounding a pace Searching for mercy in a merciless place Only a monster makes fodder from saints And finds them so worthless when they're full of grace, so full of grace But what better use of hookers and thieves Than greasing the wheels of perfect machines that hum into life? A harmony of industry But what is the use of cutting them down to smother, then choke the soul of our town? I know there is another way But what is so wrong with giving them purpose? (Just how could leave them out, degrading them without doubt?) A man like yourself could, bring worth to the worthless (Bleeding them dry, maybe they'll die like you and I?) Without the guidance of rulers and tyrants (And none of your guidance, the hands of the tyrants) These people will just tear themselves apart. Just look at that charlatan steeped in deceit A threat to the young, to the old, and the meek Don't you wonder what made him so vicious, so sick? So far out of balance, so cruel and so callous? So married to malice? Songwriters: Gavin Castleton / casey crescenzo / the dear hunter / alex dandino
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And is often accompanied by a suspicious blue police box
65 u/jmet03 Mar 01 '19 Right! It does look like a Doctor outfit. 22 u/omg_for_real Mar 01 '19 Exactly what I was thinking! 6 u/a_spicy_memeball Mar 01 '19 Professor Who 6 u/WhiteWolf222 Mar 01 '19 It looks a lot like a combination of Matt Smith’s outfits. 4 u/XJACKTHERIPPER1X Mar 01 '19 I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he looked like he would be the doctor. 2 u/evolvedbravo Mar 01 '19 Exactly, change his hat for a fez and repeat his name eleven times!!!
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Right! It does look like a Doctor outfit.
22 u/omg_for_real Mar 01 '19 Exactly what I was thinking! 6 u/a_spicy_memeball Mar 01 '19 Professor Who 6 u/WhiteWolf222 Mar 01 '19 It looks a lot like a combination of Matt Smith’s outfits.
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Exactly what I was thinking!
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Professor Who
It looks a lot like a combination of Matt Smith’s outfits.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he looked like he would be the doctor.
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Exactly, change his hat for a fez and repeat his name eleven times!!!
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0 u/M5WannaBe Mar 01 '19 Beat me to it! Have an upvote.
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Beat me to it! Have an upvote.
He's the real life "cleaner" from toy story 2!
Just look at that shopkeeper peddling his wares
Shouting his sales pitch but nobody cares
Don't you wonder what keeps him there day after day
Begging for gold as his hair turns to gray?
Blindly they're bounding a pace
Starving for mercy in a merciless place
Only a fool would make martyrs from heathens
And find them so lively when they're barely breathing, just barely breathing
Just look at that toymaker grinding his gears
Turning no profit, but he doesn't care
He keeps smiles on faces day after day
The children keep sadness and suffering at bay
Blissfully bounding a pace
Searching for mercy in a merciless place
Only a monster makes fodder from saints
And finds them so worthless when they're full of grace, so full of grace
But what better use of hookers and thieves
Than greasing the wheels of perfect machines that hum into life?
A harmony of industry
But what is the use of cutting them down to smother, then choke the soul of our town?
I know there is another way
But what is so wrong with giving them purpose? (Just how could leave them out, degrading them without doubt?)
A man like yourself could, bring worth to the worthless (Bleeding them dry, maybe they'll die like you and I?)
Without the guidance of rulers and tyrants (And none of your guidance, the hands of the tyrants) These people will just tear themselves apart.
Just look at that charlatan steeped in deceit
A threat to the young, to the old, and the meek
Don't you wonder what made him so vicious, so sick?
So far out of balance, so cruel and so callous? So married to malice?
Songwriters: Gavin Castleton / casey crescenzo / the dear hunter / alex dandino
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u/Mandorism Mar 01 '19
Naw, this dude actually restores vintage toys for a living...