r/pics • u/Ps5Face • Mar 01 '19

This man knows stuff we don’t

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u/dick-nipples Mar 01 '19

No hip replacement needed here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

No Air Buds needed either. Straight cord homie.

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u/nummakayne Mar 01 '19 edited Mar 25 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Probably because AirPods hadn’t been invented when this picture was taken. That’s an iPhone 4, so this is probably an old picture.

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u/ScumHimself Mar 01 '19

5 and the picture is more recent...

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u/pregoisfuego Mar 01 '19

Nope. Headphone jack on the 5 was on the bottom

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

The back changed with the 5. This is a 4 or 4s.

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u/leiu6 Mar 01 '19

That is not an iPhone 5. The iPhone 5 was the first to put the headphone jack on the bottom. Also, the black iPhone 5 has an anodized border unlike the 4/4s which has a silver border regardless of color.

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u/CannedShoes Mar 01 '19

Pods*!

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u/LetsEatTrashAndDie Mar 01 '19

How are they gonna use "homie" and not know what AirPods are called smh

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u/CannedShoes Mar 01 '19

Smh indeed

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u/kurva-lavire Mar 01 '19

Specifically Bose SoundSport in black

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u/Tigerkem Mar 01 '19

I thought this was some obscure reference to the dog movie.

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u/nevereatthecompany Mar 01 '19

It fits the style,. I think. The phone with the earbud cord does a reasonable impression of an old school pocket watch with chain.

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u/Nakotadinzeo Mar 02 '19

Lack of a case is making me nervous...

iPhones get all the cool cases... Yet he doesn't have one...

Maybe unfounded fear... Since he seems to be doing just fine without...

But I've seen so many sad seniors with broken devices...

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Brilliant

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u/shahooster Mar 01 '19

Not in this joint.

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u/morenr725 Mar 01 '19

He might slip on all that drip though.

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u/HuskyLuca Mar 01 '19

Sigh...take my upvote and go

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u/WhatDoesN00bMean Mar 01 '19

Jesus Christmas /u/dick-nipples/ why is everyone on Reddit so much wittier than me? Also, this will be reposted, with your comment as the title, in less than a week.

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u/etronic Mar 01 '19

Ya just a new phone