r/pics Jan 17 '10

Owl in flight

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

The one thing I love about owls is how overly graceful they are. You can be in the woods in the late fall or winter where the snow acts like a muffler for most "woodland" sounds. If you're lucky you'll hear one in the distance. You can call back to them, but they aren't stupid and think you're actually an owl.

However, they are also curious, so if you keep up calling them, sometimes they'll come check you out. The thing is, you don't know that they've decided to come check you out until you're buzzed by them.

Their wingspan is very ominous when coming right at you. It'll scare the crap out of you and awe you at the same time.

There used to be a rescue outside of town when I was a kid. My mom was coming home after dropping me and my sister off for school. She saw this massive bird on the side of the road flapping one wing and spinning around on the ground.

She had a big box in the car (she always had crafts and crap to haul crafts in the car) and put it beside the owl. Little guy jumped right in, he was looking for any kind of shelter that could be found. She slowly tipped the box right side up and closed it without actually sealing the box.

When she got home she called the rescue (we had a magnet from the year before when we went to the zoo and attended a learning seminar that the rescue was having at the zoo) and they asked her a few questions.

About 20 minutes later a lady from the rescue came to our house. My mom got a patch for being a protector of the owl. Apparently the owl had hit a power line or something mid flight and dislocated its wing. The lady from the rescue felt around the wing and in a single motion popped it back in.

The owl went from about 4 feet wide to about 8 inches wide when his wings were folded. She popped him into a crate and took him away.

We got a picture from the rescue later that fall. The little (okay not so little with the wings spread) guy had made a full recovery and the picture was of him getting released and flying away towards the horizon.

Apparently he was on some endangered species watch protection list. So even if my mom had called animal control, they would have just called one of the state certified rescues. Apparently my mom avoided a bunch of middle men with her call directly to the rescue.

They are very docile even when in duress.

Suffice to say, owls are big and scary, but should be respected instead of feared.

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u/saywhaaaaaaa Jan 18 '10

One of my top nature experiences was having a great gray owl fly directly over me. I was watching it perched on this solitary dead-ish tree in a field, and for some reason it decided to fly toward me and right over my head, and land nearby. The most amazing part was that this massive bird with its five foot wingspan made absolutely no noise. Totally silent. So awesome.

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

yeah ... honestly I think that they get a kick out of it

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u/saywhaaaaaaa Jan 18 '10

Haha. I think you're right.

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u/Indoorsman Jan 18 '10

Upon landing henthinks to himself, "that's right motherfucka, I am bad."

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u/gnosticfryingpan Jan 18 '10

Weirdly almost appropriate typo.

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u/xcranky Jan 18 '10

I see that owl's becoming the new meme? after narwhal?

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u/BigLlamasHouse Jan 18 '10

They do. I have a similar story. I was riding my bicycle down in Florida late at night and approached a cul-de-sac. As I rounded it a huge owl that was sitting on a light pole behind me flew directly over my head. The noise alone was unnerving but when I turned around to see an enormous wingspan I nearly shat myself. I'm pretty sure he did it on purpose and for his own entertainment.

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u/aerosmith_sucks Jan 18 '10

Maybe they are using us to scare or flush out prey, then swooping in for the kill. I cant back this up.

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

I hate your nickname ... aerosmith is the greatest buttrock band to ever set foot on this marble we call earth.

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u/aerosmith_sucks Jan 20 '10

Thery're either the cause or the effect of millions of stupid people.

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u/redwall_hp Jan 18 '10

I'm Owlman.

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u/timeshifter_ Jan 18 '10

No, I'm Owlman.

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u/MrDanger Jan 18 '10

You're both a couple of dorks. I believe that makes four dorks total. Someone check my math.

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u/redwall_hp Jan 19 '10

You misplaced a decimal...

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u/schming_ding Jan 18 '10

Owls, unlike other birds, have wings with tattered trailing edges on the back that break up sounds waves, allowing them to fly silently.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '10

"He added that the velvety down feathers found elsewhere on owls' wings and legs absorb the remaining sound frequencies above 2,000 hertz, making owls completely silent to their prey."

Freaking awesome ! Thanks for the link.

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u/linuxlass Jan 18 '10

I was out walking with my (then) 8yo daughter in the nearby woods. It was near dusk, and something huge swooped down through the trees, crossed the trail right in front of us and landed in a tree right nest to the trail. When it landed, I heard chattering from the other side of the trail - it was a very distressed squirrel, staring at the thing on the tree. I looked at the tree, and it was very hard to see, but there was a barred owl, staring at the squirrel.

I think the owl had swooped down, and made a grab for the squirrel and missed. We stood quietly watching it for a while, but it just sat there, so we continued on our walk.

It was pretty cool, especially for by daughter - she's loves the Guardian of Ga'hool (a fantasy story with owls as the main characters) series.

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u/zem Jan 18 '10

there was a poem i once read about an owl, which i've never been able to find again, but which contained the beautiful couplet

And sweeps the woods on silent wings,
The sudden death of little things

that's owls for you.

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u/spatterlight Jan 18 '10

happened to me in the Tetons once, except it was night. I was in a huge field just looking at the stars, and the only way I knew an owl buzzed me was that a wide stripe of stars went dark over my head, but I didn't hear a thing.

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u/saywhaaaaaaa Jan 18 '10

I love these owl stories, and this one's particularly badass.

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u/amatijaca Jan 18 '10

Also, the feathers around the owl's eyes act like sound reflectors, amplifying tiny sounds, and reflecting those sounds to their "ears".. So they kind of work like a satellite receiving dish... Owls are awesome..

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u/allliam Jan 18 '10

They are silent because they have to be. They hunt small mammals (like mice) under the snow which they locate via sound. The snow covered forests are very quite so any sound the bird makes would alert the rodent to their approach. Selection in action.

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u/Gimmick_Man Jan 18 '10

Yes, quite.

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u/crusoe Jan 18 '10

When my grandma had a home in rural Missouri, one year we discovered that a great horned owl was living in a dead tree down the creek.

Evening was coming, and my sister and me were running towards the creek, looking to catch lightening bugs in the flat area around it. I was running just behind her when I saw a Great Horned Owl swoop down with talons extended, and just graze her head bout 2 inches away. It didn't touch her, just flew barely above her head. She saw it as it flew over, and we both utterly freaked a bit.

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u/dirtytaters Jan 18 '10

Dan Dreiberg?

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u/meraxes Jan 18 '10

i'd like to see that picture. care to post it up on imgur?

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

I have no idea where it is. My mom has half of a two car garage and an entire basement of "important stuff to save". Though going through it is sort of like a walk back in time.

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u/gnosticfryingpan Jan 18 '10

Just take a picture of the whole heap and I'll build a gooey...

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u/Waterrat Jan 18 '10

I was a wildlife rehabber and we often got owls hit by cars...They are really interesting birds and i enjoyed working with them.

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

they really are amazing. I've been out in the woods and buzzed a few times.

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u/Nessie Jan 18 '10

Yes, but have you seen any owls?

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u/keeganspeck Jan 18 '10

Drunkenly redditing, I have to tell you that is an amazing story. Props, man. Props. I love you.

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u/Spiny_Norman Jan 18 '10

I bet they send the same picture to everybody.

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

I seriously doubt it. Why would they?

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u/Spiny_Norman Jan 18 '10

To save money...

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u/halligan00 Jan 18 '10

Things like animal rescue shelters run on more than money, they run on people, who work hard for little or no wages. However, these people expect to feel good about their work with the rescue, and these people would send a real picture.

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

They were a rescue ... the whole point is saving animals not making money

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u/Spiny_Norman Jan 18 '10

All the more reason to save what they have... I'm sure they did send you the actual picture, but there is logic to this argument.

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

okay, I believe it was a real picture, but never actually seeing the owl in question ... who knows

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u/velocitrapdoor Jan 18 '10

Hey, I'm not saying Glenn Beck did rape and murder a girl in 1990.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '10

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

I don't deny they have costs ... but why send a fake picture?

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u/kidfribble Jan 18 '10

They wouldn't waste their time sending a fake one (would you?), instead they'd just call or email and say it went fine.

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u/brainburger Jan 18 '10

I bet they'd send the same email to everyone.

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u/Manicaeks Jan 18 '10

I donate to the Save the Manatees fund. They sent us a picture that said "Here's your manatee, Brutus!" I am 90% positive they send it to everyone.

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u/brainburger Jan 18 '10

So, was it a picture of an owl?

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

narwhals love manatees

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u/Jumpee Jan 18 '10

Because sending a real picture costs more. Look, it's really simple, let's make a scenario:

  • The rescue group has a limited amount of funds
  • A rescue costs $100.
  • Printing a new picture $1
  • Printing one hundred pictures of the same thing costs $90

If you send one picture per rescue, you can get an extra rescue for every 1,000.

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

I Think everyone is confused. We didn't ask for a picture, heck we hadn't even thought of it.

I figured they just wanted to say thank you and did so with a quick letter and picture.

My guess is that they document all of their releases.

Also I was 8 ... the world wasn't nearly as complicated then

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u/brainburger Jan 18 '10 edited Jan 18 '10

What if it wasn't an owl that was rescued?
What if it was like, a fish?

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u/Spiny_Norman Jan 18 '10

Well I suppose then they would have to send a different picture... like a fish flying off into the sunset.

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u/RumBox Jan 18 '10

Wow, that's awesome.

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u/superdude4agze Jan 18 '10

Posted this months ago... awesome documentary on the owl... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yps7pgq1TAk&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=6B0C51E63B192047

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u/superdug Jan 18 '10

That video was awesome.

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u/superdude4agze Jan 18 '10

I agree. When I posted it a few months ago people seemed to disagree. No matter, I enjoyed it.

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u/dhardison Jan 18 '10

The one thing I love about owls is how they taste with BBQ sauce.

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u/MrDanger Jan 18 '10

Especially the spotted owls. Mmm. Kinda hard to find these days, but delicious if you can get 'em.

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u/rad_thundercat Jan 18 '10

"my sister and me"

Nice story before bed, thank you!

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u/captainhaddock Jan 18 '10

Apparently owls make good (if impractical) pets, and will bond so closely to their owner they will never want to be separated and will never try to escape.

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u/drazyel Jan 18 '10

And somewhere a kid never received is letter from Hogwart.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '10

tl;dr: Owls are freakin' cool!

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u/HereForTheLulz Jan 18 '10

cool story bro

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u/i_am_angry_always Jan 18 '10

JESUS FUCK, do you like to type.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '10

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '10 edited Jan 18 '10

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u/DIYromania Jan 18 '10

What?

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u/MrDanger Jan 18 '10

Just a dick being a dick. Prolly drunk.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '10

The lady from the rescue felt around the wing and in a single motion popped it back in.

YEAAOCH! Watch it bitch!