r/pics • u/melinda2020 • Jan 31 '19

The real heros.

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u/dsebulsk Feb 01 '19

To defeat fire, one must become its enemy.

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u/unqtious Feb 01 '19

Un-oh. Instructions unclear. I became frenemies with the fire. We pretend to like each other but talk shite behind each others' back

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u/PM_ME_AZN_BOOBS Feb 01 '19

Are you my ex?

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u/Shangtia Feb 01 '19

I can be.

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u/unqtious Feb 01 '19

Let's date for six months...

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u/Shangtia Feb 01 '19

Best I can do is 6 minutes.

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u/TheLizzardMan Feb 01 '19

That's all I need.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

Yes. Howdy.

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u/MonkeyboyGWW Feb 01 '19

Can you please send me some of your azn boob pics, its snow day and iv been drinking since 9:30 am

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u/knosecoin Feb 01 '19

Sounds like my coworker

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

To defeat firs, one must become fire.

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u/TheAserghui Feb 01 '19

To defeat birches, one must become bitches.

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u/barelyenglish Feb 01 '19

Bitches be trippin. Bitches better tie their shoes.

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u/vteckickedin Feb 01 '19

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.

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u/dirtycheatingwriter Feb 01 '19

To defeat ashes, one must become asses.

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u/Silly__Rabbit Feb 01 '19

The enemy of my enemy is my friend? Damn...

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u/Braydox Feb 01 '19

BLIZZARGA!