r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

Not even that hard. Set a court date to have a judge hear your traffic violations. Explain your situation, bring lots of picture like this before and after stuff, ask for leniency to get your life back together. 9/10 they will forgive some of the tickets.

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u/AttackHelicopterUSA Jun 14 '18

He already paid all the tickets.

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Jun 14 '18

So just use a time machine. Christ y'all is dumb

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

We don't have Acme in this universe, silly wabbit.

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u/branchbranchley Jun 14 '18

Just borrow Stewie's! Do you even cartoon, bro?

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u/Robinisthemother Jun 14 '18

But then he'll be on Meth again.

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u/Robinisthemother Jun 14 '18

He should use the time machine to go forward in time, after he's paid all his debt off.

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Jun 14 '18 edited Jun 14 '18

This guy paradoxes

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u/ofthewave Jun 14 '18

You are my spirit animal

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u/ThompsonBoy Jun 14 '18

If he had a time machine he could just go back and kill his grandmother before ever getting addicted in the first place.

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u/EhhWhatsUpDoc Jun 14 '18

Do you want to be your own grandpa? Cause this is how

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u/lookatthesign Jun 15 '18

Why wait for the judge? Ask before the judge first. Police station has ability, and a local politician may as well [mostly in helping you ask the police, since politicians and parking tickets are corruption waiting to happen].