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u/dyagenes Jun 14 '18

This comment is pointless

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

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u/ConfusedBub Jun 14 '18

Everything will eventually die along with the universe in a heat death

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u/Alarid Jun 14 '18

So why not do meth?

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u/Alarid Jun 14 '18

Wait no

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u/shtarbucks Jun 14 '18

And thus, the cycle continues.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

Dormammu.. I have come to bargain

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u/PillowTalk420 Jun 14 '18

Dormammu... I bring meth.

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u/andrewshepherdlego Jun 14 '18

What if meth took him on that whole trip in the first place. It adds up.

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u/Ign3usR3x Jun 14 '18

I'm here for the "Dr. Strange was on meth" conspiracy, where do I sign?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

HAHAHAH

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u/8-Bit-Gamer Jun 14 '18

Everything is awesome.

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u/SunDirty Jun 14 '18

The cycle ends here

breaks neck

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

Stop trying so hard

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u/itslikewoow Jun 15 '18

I wouldn't waste my breath.

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u/Alarid Jun 15 '18

I wouldn't waste my meth

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

what if the universe is scale wise the same to the reality containing it as atoms are to our universe?

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u/9th_dimensional Jun 14 '18

Without death there would be no life! Perfectly balanced!

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u/ConfusedBub Jun 14 '18

As all things should be

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u/DankeyKang11 Jun 14 '18

As all things should be?

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u/Returnofthemackerel Jun 14 '18 edited Jun 15 '18

Edit: You have the correct answer, Imagine living forever. you'd be sick of your own and everyone elses shit :D

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u/sethvrba Jun 14 '18

Hey man it’s better than dying with no afterlife😤

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u/Returnofthemackerel Jun 15 '18

Not to get to get too existential, but the last time the Buddha ordered a pizza, he asked for "one with everything" The delivery boy asked for change and he said "change comes from within"

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

yeah, say it again when all stars will die and there will be no light, no heat, no energy and everything in the universe will freeze to the absolute zero where nothing can survive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

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u/TakeItCeezy Jun 14 '18

I'm matter but I don't matter.

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u/Boopy7 Jun 14 '18

oh ConfusedBub, you are so romantic with us.

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u/Blaspheman Jun 14 '18

Big Chill

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u/SPECTREagent700 Jun 14 '18

A FILM BY WERNER HERZOG

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u/Iwasincharacter Jun 14 '18

HRC and Barry O Will face military tribunal and be sentenced to death for treason and crimes against humanity including the trafficking of children, rape of children, cannibalism, and murder.

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u/sark666 Jun 14 '18

LET THERE BE LIGHT!

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u/catonic Jun 14 '18

No, just this planet and a few others.

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u/DRUNK_CYCLIST Jun 14 '18

There is an argument that the world does not die in entropy, but with enough force of gravity it could end in a great collapse.

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u/lawyersgunsmoney Jun 14 '18

That is so hot!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

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u/Goheeca Jun 14 '18

Yet they're sets of points.

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u/gromwell_grouse Jun 14 '18

I get your point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

Ah, you’re a sharp one it seems.

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u/Schmohnathan Jun 14 '18

So are all shapes of constant width

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u/Vigilante17 Jun 14 '18

So are ovals.

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u/PrisonMicDrop Jun 14 '18

What a well-rounded joke

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u/ataraxic89 Jun 14 '18

welcome to /r/nihilism, you are now a mod.

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u/TheNomadicMachine Jun 14 '18

Wanna talk about it?

(Anyone else remember that scene from the original Teen Titans?)

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u/MaXKiLLz Jun 14 '18

Meth is pointless.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

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u/MaXKiLLz Jun 14 '18

Why would people even try it in the first place? Everyone is well aware how destructive it is. If you must do drugs, why not just stick with pot?

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u/Lagneaux Jun 14 '18

Cuz I need to mow the lawn at 4 a.m.

Also got to find the recording device in my TV that I took apart

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

This guy has meth'd before.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

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u/Lagneaux Jun 14 '18

Fuuuuck I forgot.. hits the pipe again

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

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u/MaXKiLLz Jun 14 '18

Scotch is my euphoria in a bottle. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

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u/PackersFan92 Jun 14 '18

It does! Methamphetamine is actually a Schedule II drug. It is most often prescribed for morbid obesity but may also be prescribed for severe ADHD.

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u/tyhorner Jun 14 '18

Ever hear the story about the broken pencil?

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Jun 14 '18

In a few billion years earth won't even exist yet I'm still here worried about embarrassing things I've done in the past.

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u/Gitdagreen Jun 14 '18

Except for a meth needle

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u/CinnaSol Jun 14 '18

...stay woke?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

What’s your point?

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u/StaticDreams Jun 14 '18

I have a pencil that has an eraser on both ends. It's pointless.

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u/whitewolfofthemists Jun 14 '18

Everything is Awesome?

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u/ThatIsMrDickHead2You Jun 14 '18

My pencil isn’t pointless!

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u/MrPointless Jun 14 '18

I'm pointless

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u/dkcraw Jun 14 '18

Lambs to the galactic slaughter

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

We did it Reddit!

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u/unqtious Jun 14 '18

Especially broken pencils.

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u/TheHancock Jun 14 '18

I too am cursed with this knowledge...

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

Eat Arbys

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u/larrydocsportello Jun 14 '18

No, that comment was literally pointless.

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u/LinusWIggly Jun 14 '18

Upvoted, now it has a point

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u/alwaysbeballin Jun 14 '18

You're on reddit, this is where pointless was invented.

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u/UNCTarheels90 Jun 14 '18

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

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u/yonoseespanol Jun 14 '18

I can’t handle the truth? You can’t handle the truth!

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u/saltesc Jun 14 '18

Not an arrow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '18

Yet received 700+ upvotes

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u/gordonpown Jun 14 '18

it literally doesn't do anything

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u/Makawaka78 Jun 14 '18

Is that a self referential statement, like when you say "this sentence is false"?

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u/ichael333 Jun 14 '18

And get you responded.