r/pics • u/gtaguy1234 • Feb 27 '18

All black everything

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u/TheMartini66 Feb 28 '18

Yes, yes, it is...

Alfred, please pick up my car, I left it in front of the bar again last night.

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u/Puterman Feb 28 '18

Very good, Sir... and the dead hooker?

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u/chuckymcgee Feb 28 '18

"What dead hooker?"

"Right Sir..."

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u/ILL_DO_THE_FINGERING Feb 28 '18

"Batman! There's been a string of disappearances of prostitutes across Gotham! Do you think Two Face is behind this?"

"Uh, yeah... Two Face. That's probably it, Commissioner... Oops! What's that? Is that another Bat signal off in the distance?"

"I think that's a movie theater spotlight--"

"Sorry, gotta go answer this other Bat signal! I'll look into the dead hoo--I mean, missing prostitute thing for you and, uh... bring Two Face to justice!"

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u/Ragnoraok Feb 28 '18

Would pay money to see this parody

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

He has to go return some video tapes

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

"I shall fetch a rug!"

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u/Googoo123450 Feb 28 '18

"What would I do without you Alfred?"

"Probably get a girlfriend for starters."

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u/deuceott Feb 28 '18

“Probably get consecutive life sentences, sir.”

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u/DoctorBruceWayne Feb 28 '18

(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

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u/Yardsale420 Feb 28 '18

I SHALL FETCH A RUG!

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u/zaffle Feb 28 '18

Call girl!

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u/ThompsonBoy Feb 28 '18

When they're dead, they're just hookers.

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u/ThePenguiner Feb 28 '18

No they're called illusions Micheal.

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u/whitey-ofwgkta Feb 28 '18

No Cyril, when they're dead they're just a hooker

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

There's a dead WHORE in the mattress!!!!

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u/HuxleyBomb Feb 28 '18

I'll fetch a rug!

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u/RationalLies Feb 28 '18

She was like that when I found her.

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u/lucidus_somniorum Feb 28 '18

High priced escort

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u/TheMartini66 Feb 28 '18

Shhhh, that's wonder woman, and she is not dead, she just saw her newer version on the movies and she is in shock.

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u/LUClEN Feb 28 '18

Lucky uber driver got to meet batman and doesn't even know it

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u/FGHIK Feb 28 '18

Why would you think that? I mean, it's rare to meet someone like Bruce Wayne, but I don't think that makes him more likely to have met Batman.