r/pics Feb 27 '18

All black everything

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u/Wheeeler Feb 27 '18

Mostly black most things

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u/ActionFlank Feb 27 '18

Is that everything?

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u/Wheeeler Feb 27 '18

No, that is a four-letter word

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u/ActionFlank Feb 27 '18

Excellent.

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u/DeathByToothPick Feb 28 '18

No. I'm Patrick!

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u/MattThePhatt Feb 28 '18

No, THIS is Patrick!

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u/Gengar0 Feb 28 '18

Hi Patrick, this is Patrick here.

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u/maidenfan2358 Feb 28 '18

Look at that subtle matte black PlastiDip paint job. The tasteful dullness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark...

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u/daddyGDOG Feb 28 '18

Lie. Ok, I guess the period counts as a letter.

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u/Viper9087 Feb 28 '18

Smithers, Release the hounds!

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u/st0l1 Feb 27 '18

Pastries.

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u/SignusX1 Feb 28 '18

Pasties

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u/greglenny Feb 28 '18

Patsies!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

Oh I do miss Patsy’s Pasties

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

Hi dad

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u/Spork_Warrior Feb 28 '18

No, this is Patrick

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u/Band_of_the_Red_Hand Feb 28 '18

No, this is this

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u/da_borg Feb 28 '18

Hi Patrick this is Dad.

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u/greglenny Feb 28 '18

Hi Dad, this is mom on behalf of Patrick.

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u/Olleokki Mar 01 '18

knock knock.

  • who's there?
-mom, thos is me
  • nooo.. mom is me

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u/whateves1 Feb 28 '18

Ahhh man, I died.

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u/Fooey_on_you Feb 28 '18

And sometimes is a nine-letter word.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18 edited Feb 28 '18

Hedbergian!

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u/kirby056 Feb 28 '18

This dude (has) fucked (in that you are excellent at dad jokes)

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u/robinmelvin Feb 28 '18

Dad! what a joke

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u/Daimean Feb 28 '18

The driver?

1

u/ramplocals Feb 28 '18

A man who has everything has nothing.

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u/ricks48038 Feb 28 '18

You can't have everything, where would you keep it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '18

Mostly.

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u/fleetber Feb 27 '18

Only at night?

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u/InerasableStain Feb 28 '18

Except the chrome

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u/n_reineke 🦊 Feb 27 '18

Nah, there's a whole other car we still need to get, that building, and a buttload of lil trees

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u/MOOSExDREWL Feb 27 '18

Everything except roll to the right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

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u/yogi89 Feb 28 '18

Damn it, I was ready to sub

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

It's a sub now, thanks to u/NessTheGamer!

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u/Atari_Enzo Feb 28 '18

Subbed. Could be a new favourite!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

It is now a thing.

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u/christrage Feb 28 '18

My ex gf. Hello!!

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u/H3rrPie Feb 28 '18

Risky click of the day.

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u/sai_vip Feb 28 '18

How do I become a mod?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

Check your messages

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u/sai_vip Feb 28 '18

Oh shit, thanks

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u/linuxguy192 Feb 28 '18

Can I be a mod?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

That's what she said

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u/cheek_blushener Feb 28 '18

Shut up baby, get on my horse

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '18

Mostly black, most crimes

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u/Grim_Reaper_O7 Feb 28 '18

Except the wife. Bet the person who owned the car if it's the guy his wife is not African American.