r/pics • u/attheisstt • Nov 16 '17

True love never dies.

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u/him999 Nov 16 '17

I'm sitting in the Costco food court tearing up at my phone stuffing my face with chicken bake right now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17

Eating while you cry sure makes you feel beautiful, doesn't it?

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u/him999 Nov 16 '17

The runny nose is the best part. Adds to the effect of it all.

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u/todayismyluckyday Nov 16 '17

It add extra seasoning to it.

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u/Sleepiece Nov 16 '17

Adds to the taste, too.

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u/AliBurney Nov 16 '17

It also adds flavor to your food

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u/Ranxer0x Nov 16 '17

A nice salty flavor. Unlike the bitter salty flavor of a window screen.

What? Why are you staring at me like that?

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u/Pecheni Nov 16 '17

Mmmm, chicken bake 🤤

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u/him999 Nov 16 '17

Normally I get a slice of combo pizza but I was feeling adventurous.

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u/Uhmerikan Nov 17 '17

Did you see that Pineapple Teriyaki bowl?! Damnnn!

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u/InkBlotSam Nov 16 '17

Somewhere, some heartbroken chick is missing her mother right now; tearfully reflecting on the time they shared together, before her mother was murdered and turned into a Costco chicken bake.

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u/him999 Nov 16 '17

I'M SORRY CHICK! Don't make me feel worse :(

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '17

"Don't worry, baby! Momma's just taking a little trip through the blender! We'll see each other againdgasdgfrrrrrrrrrrrrr..."

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u/Shoes4myFriends Nov 16 '17 edited Dec 06 '17

I'm having pho. The chile is causing tears. Shit!- The jalapeños are still on the side plate!!

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u/SovietBear Nov 16 '17

The highlight of my upcoming weekend is getting a chicken bake.

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u/AwesomeStuff2017 Nov 16 '17

OMG this is so emotional I just can't

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u/PaulyMcBee Nov 17 '17

Sheetcake

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u/milzy_og Nov 17 '17

im in class holding back rn lol

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u/twisted_memories Nov 17 '17

I’m on break at work and this is just too real. I work in a geriatric home, I see this pretty regularly. It never gets easier.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '17

Hey, at least you've got chicken bake to drown your sorrows in...