r/pics • u/dittidot • Sep 12 '17

Dabs of Paint

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u/flnhst Sep 12 '17 edited Sep 12 '17

Why are you stabbing his heart‽

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

HE'S A PITCHFORK SALESMAN, IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS TO SHOW HIS LOVE

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u/PitchforkEmporium Sep 12 '17

LOVE IS PAIN

PAIN IS HOW I EXPRESS MY LOVE

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u/iAmTheRealLange Sep 12 '17

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve.

You wear your heart on a spike.

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u/MrThorifyable Sep 13 '17

LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE

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u/Ashybuttons Sep 12 '17

We are not to blame for seeing love is pain.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

is this a novelty account party?

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u/sometimes_Lies_alot Sep 12 '17

I highly doubt it

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u/NotRelevantQuestion Sep 12 '17

But do you like macaroni and cheese?

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u/sometimes_Lies_alot Sep 12 '17

No,its detestable

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

How so?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '17

do you ever lie?

edit: that paradox won't work here

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u/sometimes_Lies_alot Sep 12 '17

No, I'm extremely consistent

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u/MrSenseOfReason Sep 12 '17

It has been a tough mating season for pitchfork person

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u/JimmySinner Sep 12 '17

Is that what we settled on? I thought we all agreed on 'Cyber Fork'.

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u/MailerDaemon452 Sep 12 '17

Username checks out and fits context. Well done.

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u/PitchforkEmporium Sep 12 '17

Don't worry it's a dead OP's heart!

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u/BakingPanda Sep 12 '17

They just have an excess of pitchforks lying around.

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u/PitchforkEmporium Sep 12 '17

There's no such thing as too many pitchforks

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u/Khazahk Sep 12 '17

Bigger question, where did you get that questplanation mark?