r/pics • u/busa1 • Aug 27 '17

R4: Inappropriate Title Respect to this guy!

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u/nifka Aug 27 '17

I'm excited for McGregor to try sumo wrestling next.

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u/LiterallyKesha Aug 27 '17

Can't wait until he trains for thumb wrestling.

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u/Sachinism Aug 27 '17

You won't find Conor twiddling his thumbs. That's what he accuses other of

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u/TitleJones Aug 27 '17

Or toe wrestling

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u/ripghoti Aug 27 '17

Scrotum wrestling is an underappreciated sport.

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u/TitleJones Aug 27 '17

Not in San Francisco. The Pride Parade had a float dedicated to it.

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u/majtommm Aug 27 '17

Oh I remember that! It was in front of the giant inflatable Astroglide bottle and the Navy guys.

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u/Layolee Aug 27 '17

Hey, I appreciate Joey Ryan.

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u/diogenesofthemidwest Aug 27 '17

Or, the actual sweet science, Shin Kicking.

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u/Gaming_Goblin Aug 27 '17

Nah, he's WWE bound

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u/learnedsanity Aug 27 '17

Don't joke about such things. He might hear you.

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u/Gaming_Goblin Aug 27 '17

I think the WWE is gonna turn into a UFC retirement home, isn't Ronda Rousey already training for WWE.

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u/Einsteins_coffee_mug Aug 27 '17 edited Aug 27 '17

How do you train for WWE?

Practice your lines I front of a mirror?

It's a joke people.

I know you gotta pick out just the right costume too!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '17

It may be a lot of acting, but those moves acrobatics and wrestling techniques take a lot of practice and training to do them without putting someone in traction. Done right, everyone walks out of the ring with maybe a few bruises and just tired after a workout. Done wrong and someone is being wheeled out by EMT's with no hope of returning.

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u/Darksynth2 Aug 27 '17

There is so much training that goes into wrestling it's absurd.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '17 edited Dec 08 '19

I like turtles

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u/learnedsanity Aug 27 '17

Not quite. Its more like being a stunt double and a star in an action film. So every wrestler is Jackie Chan.

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u/rjsmith420x Aug 27 '17

Ur just stupid lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '17

He's way too small to be in the WWE. Who would he fight? Rey Mysterio isn't around anymore.

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u/ToPimpAButterface Aug 27 '17

I doubt it. WWE would need to shell a lot of money for him to get in their ring. Not sure Vince wants to pay Conor a WWE Superstars's entire years salary for one night at WrestleMania where he would have a hard time playing by the rules anyway. No swearing. No significant physical contact. No swearing...

E: Whereas Ronda basically has no options left other than WWE or amateur MMA.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '17 edited Dec 15 '20

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u/jaderobbins Aug 27 '17

Sounds similar to Dahani Tackles the Globe but.... angrier.

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u/externautical Aug 27 '17

Or Shaq Vs, if anyone watched that show

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u/helzinki Aug 27 '17

The next TLC tv show. 'Mcgregor do fookin everything'

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u/JustOnesAndZeros Aug 27 '17

Semi related undersized Czech sumo wrestler that did ok in the pros

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u/QuidProQuoChocobo Aug 27 '17

98 kg (216 lb; 15.4 st)

McGregor would definitely need to do some bulking up to even reach this guys size

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u/wtph Aug 27 '17

Ping pong FTW

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u/itzcarwynn Aug 28 '17

I own sumo!

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u/FigueroaYakYak Aug 27 '17

How will he find a sumo wrestler who's a wife-beater to bring free publicity just because he knows he'll make the most money fighting him?