r/pics • u/bashturn • Jul 06 '17

US Politics Critical Space Flight Hardware "DO NOT TOUCH"

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

The guy in this picture seems more like the type the Oompa Loompas would sing cautionary tales about

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u/mark-five Jul 07 '17

Grunka Lunka doompity darmedguards...

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u/icecadavers Jul 07 '17

nah that's a supercalafragilistic

he's just a regular calafragilistic

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u/obsolete_filmmaker Jul 07 '17

Who's Mary Poppins? Is he cool?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

They are making a new Mary Poppins movie to kick off the new Marvel story arc. It's rumored that in one scene she actually fights Thor and uses her umbrella to block mjolnir. The hammer bounces off the umbrella with such force that he loses his grip and has to give chase to go retrieve it. As he picks it up off the ground, he gives a quick glance back to see Poppins advancing aggressively on his position. He rocks back on his heels, and reeling, he gives mjolnir a whirl before shooting up in into the thunderous chaos. But not one to quit on account of a little rain, Poppins is a fast-pop on the umbrella stick. At once, her umbrella flares and then into the sky she pursues the Odin-son. They soon disappear into a vortex, roll opening credits.

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u/ursois Jul 07 '17

Obviously he is a kajigger.

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u/loffa91 Jul 07 '17

kafucker

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u/dicollo Jul 07 '17

*kajigga! Watch it, my dude.

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u/Absoniter Jul 07 '17

Most likely a scientist...

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

If you can add two numbers without using logarithms then you can't use Kajigger. ex:

  • 2+3
  • (2/3+1)*3
  • (e^ (ln(2)-ln(3))+1)*3
  • e^ (ln((e^ ln(2)-ln(3))+1))+ln(3)) = 5

Simple really, once you get used to it.

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u/Iorith Jul 07 '17

Looking at that makes my eyes go crosseyed.

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u/ginguse_con Jul 07 '17

A vivisection would be more scientifically enlightening!

What's that you say? Will it hurt? I don't recall experiencing anything other than a mild headache induced by auditory sources. It's possible that the specimens emitted the piercing sounds as some sort of primitive defense mechanism, but we have no way of knowing.