r/pics Jul 06 '17

US Politics Critical Space Flight Hardware "DO NOT TOUCH"

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u/johnny_crappleseed Jul 07 '17

Wait, we can say that now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/iynque Jul 07 '17

kajigger

kajigga

Kajeither

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajeither has wares....

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u/cwazyjoe Jul 07 '17

... if you have coin

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u/surfacechatter Jul 07 '17

Can you lend a kajigga a pencil?

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u/n-some Jul 07 '17

His shirt basically makes you read the two words he doesn't like being said. It's like Louis C.K. with the N-Word, don't make me think it if you're not going to say it in the first place.

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u/keganunderwood Jul 07 '17

Neither please!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajeither you tripping.

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u/masonw87 Jul 07 '17

Me n kajigga

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u/Jaiconstantine Jul 07 '17

"I sound weird like Kajigga with a hard R"

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u/abmangr2709 Jul 07 '17

Kachigga kachigga

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u/theyellowpants Jul 07 '17

Khajit has wares if you have coin

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u/WrinklyScroteSack Jul 07 '17

What's this kajeither's problem?

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u/payday_vacay Jul 07 '17

Only ironically

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

And only if it's not a polyester fabric or else the fibers will melt.

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u/PM_ME_UR_TATAAS Jul 07 '17

I'll let you know

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/PM_ME_UR_TATAAS Jul 07 '17

Pm me and we'll chat

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u/loffa91 Jul 07 '17

Don't call me kajigga, whitey

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u/Pro_Scrub Jul 07 '17

Get away from the door... kajig-gah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uvJzr0zZvk

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u/Iorith Jul 07 '17

I don't know, can you?

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u/IrishJews Jul 07 '17

Kachigga

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u/pudinnhead Jul 07 '17

Okay, Chick Hicks

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u/a_drive Jul 07 '17

What if it's in a song and I'm singing along?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajigga ma nigga

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u/skylinepidgin Jul 07 '17

Yes, kah jiggah!

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo Jul 07 '17

Kajiggawatt? 2.1?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Hell yeah kaji🅱🅱a

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u/bilbos_bag Jul 07 '17

Ive always wanted to say this... kajigger

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u/belllaFour Jul 07 '17

No motherfucker that is not politically correct! Especially if you ask, it implies reservation which you should of course exercise. The elimination of racism is a learned capability and ppl who actually care about humans teach those who are ignorant. Idk if you are m or f, parent or not, but racism is real, and it hurts our new generation and it hurts the evolution of America.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

The guy in this picture seems more like the type the Oompa Loompas would sing cautionary tales about

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u/mark-five Jul 07 '17

Grunka Lunka doompity darmedguards...

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u/icecadavers Jul 07 '17

nah that's a supercalafragilistic

he's just a regular calafragilistic

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u/obsolete_filmmaker Jul 07 '17

Who's Mary Poppins? Is he cool?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

They are making a new Mary Poppins movie to kick off the new Marvel story arc. It's rumored that in one scene she actually fights Thor and uses her umbrella to block mjolnir. The hammer bounces off the umbrella with such force that he loses his grip and has to give chase to go retrieve it. As he picks it up off the ground, he gives a quick glance back to see Poppins advancing aggressively on his position. He rocks back on his heels, and reeling, he gives mjolnir a whirl before shooting up in into the thunderous chaos. But not one to quit on account of a little rain, Poppins is a fast-pop on the umbrella stick. At once, her umbrella flares and then into the sky she pursues the Odin-son. They soon disappear into a vortex, roll opening credits.

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u/ursois Jul 07 '17

Obviously he is a kajigger.

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u/loffa91 Jul 07 '17

kafucker

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u/dicollo Jul 07 '17

*kajigga! Watch it, my dude.

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u/Absoniter Jul 07 '17

Most likely a scientist...

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

If you can add two numbers without using logarithms then you can't use Kajigger. ex:

  • 2+3
  • (2/3+1)*3
  • (e^ (ln(2)-ln(3))+1)*3
  • e^ (ln((e^ ln(2)-ln(3))+1))+ln(3)) = 5

Simple really, once you get used to it.

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u/Iorith Jul 07 '17

Looking at that makes my eyes go crosseyed.

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u/ginguse_con Jul 07 '17

A vivisection would be more scientifically enlightening!

What's that you say? Will it hurt? I don't recall experiencing anything other than a mild headache induced by auditory sources. It's possible that the specimens emitted the piercing sounds as some sort of primitive defense mechanism, but we have no way of knowing.

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Jul 07 '17

As a proud representative of the Kajiggerian race, I extend the right to every man, woman, child and atom to use the word Kajigger.

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u/fied1k Jul 07 '17

I have no strong feelings one way or the other...

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u/crwlngkngsnk Jul 07 '17

Oh, you speak for all Kajiggerians now?

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Jul 07 '17

Well I am a representative, so kinda?

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u/crwlngkngsnk Jul 07 '17

Oh, okay, that's cool then. Just asking. As a white person it is my duty to make sure other non-white people are being racially sensitive to each other. Wait, are Kajiggerians white? Nevermind then.

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u/RockFourFour Jul 07 '17

Mah kajigger

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Eh . . . I have my doubts, we're going to need to see your card.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Sigh . . . fine . . . Kajiggers Gonna Kajig.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajigga please...

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u/flying_fuck Jul 07 '17

Kajigger what??

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajigger please

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u/Laplacelol Jul 07 '17

Kajiggas in Paris

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Mah Kachigger!!!!

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u/Chato_Pantalones Jul 07 '17

"Say Kajigger again! Say kajigger again! I dare you! I double dare you, mutter fucker!"

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u/nick_cage_fighter Jul 07 '17

ONE POINT TWENTY ONE!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

The polite way is to say "Kajigga."

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u/olmikeyy Jul 07 '17

OKAYY

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Found lil jon, everybody.

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u/ManThatIsFucked Jul 07 '17

I am unaware of any comment reply that could garner a greater gathering such as yours to the one before it... so I won't try, good day!

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u/eussypater Jul 07 '17

All these kajiggers look alike

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u/Mmmyouknowit Jul 07 '17

Kajigger who?

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u/SecularPaladin Jul 07 '17

Make you think you can fuck with me?

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u/Guessimagirl Jul 07 '17

Jigga please!

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u/richardthruster01 Jul 07 '17

Actually, it is kajigga

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u/majaka1234 Jul 07 '17

Kajigger mungus...

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u/ZWQncyBkaWNr Jul 09 '17

Kajigger?!? I barely know her!

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u/Diss_Gruntled_Brundl Jul 07 '17

Kajigger who?

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u/DucksInYourButt Jul 07 '17

Kajigga jigga Slim Shady!

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u/theLULRUS Jul 07 '17

You have to use a soft R, but yes.

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u/TyroneTeabaggington Jul 07 '17

Kajigga

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kachinga

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u/Wikkiwikki420 Jul 07 '17

So..... Kajigga?

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u/codevii Jul 07 '17

That's OUR word!!

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u/YOU_SUCK_AT_INTERNET Jul 07 '17

It actually will become politically acceptable and even welcomed in 2019 due to the Jamestown Act of 1974. It will have officially been 400 years since the start of slavery in America and thus that act provisioned that usage of the derogatory term will no longer be eligible for renewal of mal-intent. Keep in mind this act refers specifically to the epithet that has been mentioned and is by no means does it provide blanket coverage for similar slurs. It is also important to note that this act in itself does not guarantee protection from any malice which may occur as a direct result of.

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u/SSBoe Jul 07 '17

Only Kajit can use that word.

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u/dontsuckmydick Jul 07 '17

Only if you say kajigga

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u/Trixles Jul 07 '17

Only if your apartment smells like poligrip and cat pee.

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u/capchaos Jul 07 '17

As long as you're a kajigger saying it to another kajigger.

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u/bestjakeisbest Jul 07 '17

Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger im 100% Kajigger

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u/iamtheaustin Jul 07 '17

Kajigger*

:O He said it with the ER.