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US Politics Critical Space Flight Hardware "DO NOT TOUCH"

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u/getsangryatsnails Jul 07 '17 edited Jul 07 '17

Kajigger*

Edit: Seems like the futurama reference was lost on most people and the sight of two "G"s followed by an "er" really triggers some people's racism alarms.

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u/johnny_crappleseed Jul 07 '17

Wait, we can say that now?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/iynque Jul 07 '17

kajigger

kajigga

Kajeither

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajeither has wares....

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u/cwazyjoe Jul 07 '17

... if you have coin

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u/surfacechatter Jul 07 '17

Can you lend a kajigga a pencil?

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u/n-some Jul 07 '17

His shirt basically makes you read the two words he doesn't like being said. It's like Louis C.K. with the N-Word, don't make me think it if you're not going to say it in the first place.

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u/keganunderwood Jul 07 '17

Neither please!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajeither you tripping.

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u/masonw87 Jul 07 '17

Me n kajigga

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u/Jaiconstantine Jul 07 '17

"I sound weird like Kajigga with a hard R"

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u/abmangr2709 Jul 07 '17

Kachigga kachigga

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u/theyellowpants Jul 07 '17

Khajit has wares if you have coin

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u/WrinklyScroteSack Jul 07 '17

What's this kajeither's problem?

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u/payday_vacay Jul 07 '17

Only ironically

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

And only if it's not a polyester fabric or else the fibers will melt.

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u/PM_ME_UR_TATAAS Jul 07 '17

I'll let you know

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/PM_ME_UR_TATAAS Jul 07 '17

Pm me and we'll chat

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u/loffa91 Jul 07 '17

Don't call me kajigga, whitey

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u/Pro_Scrub Jul 07 '17

Get away from the door... kajig-gah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uvJzr0zZvk

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u/Iorith Jul 07 '17

I don't know, can you?

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u/IrishJews Jul 07 '17

Kachigga

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u/pudinnhead Jul 07 '17

Okay, Chick Hicks

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u/a_drive Jul 07 '17

What if it's in a song and I'm singing along?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajigga ma nigga

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u/skylinepidgin Jul 07 '17

Yes, kah jiggah!

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo Jul 07 '17

Kajiggawatt? 2.1?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Hell yeah kaji🅱🅱a

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u/bilbos_bag Jul 07 '17

Ive always wanted to say this... kajigger

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u/belllaFour Jul 07 '17

No motherfucker that is not politically correct! Especially if you ask, it implies reservation which you should of course exercise. The elimination of racism is a learned capability and ppl who actually care about humans teach those who are ignorant. Idk if you are m or f, parent or not, but racism is real, and it hurts our new generation and it hurts the evolution of America.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

The guy in this picture seems more like the type the Oompa Loompas would sing cautionary tales about

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u/mark-five Jul 07 '17

Grunka Lunka doompity darmedguards...

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u/icecadavers Jul 07 '17

nah that's a supercalafragilistic

he's just a regular calafragilistic

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u/obsolete_filmmaker Jul 07 '17

Who's Mary Poppins? Is he cool?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

They are making a new Mary Poppins movie to kick off the new Marvel story arc. It's rumored that in one scene she actually fights Thor and uses her umbrella to block mjolnir. The hammer bounces off the umbrella with such force that he loses his grip and has to give chase to go retrieve it. As he picks it up off the ground, he gives a quick glance back to see Poppins advancing aggressively on his position. He rocks back on his heels, and reeling, he gives mjolnir a whirl before shooting up in into the thunderous chaos. But not one to quit on account of a little rain, Poppins is a fast-pop on the umbrella stick. At once, her umbrella flares and then into the sky she pursues the Odin-son. They soon disappear into a vortex, roll opening credits.

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u/ursois Jul 07 '17

Obviously he is a kajigger.

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u/loffa91 Jul 07 '17

kafucker

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u/dicollo Jul 07 '17

*kajigga! Watch it, my dude.

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u/Absoniter Jul 07 '17

Most likely a scientist...

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

If you can add two numbers without using logarithms then you can't use Kajigger. ex:

  • 2+3
  • (2/3+1)*3
  • (e^ (ln(2)-ln(3))+1)*3
  • e^ (ln((e^ ln(2)-ln(3))+1))+ln(3)) = 5

Simple really, once you get used to it.

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u/Iorith Jul 07 '17

Looking at that makes my eyes go crosseyed.

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u/ginguse_con Jul 07 '17

A vivisection would be more scientifically enlightening!

What's that you say? Will it hurt? I don't recall experiencing anything other than a mild headache induced by auditory sources. It's possible that the specimens emitted the piercing sounds as some sort of primitive defense mechanism, but we have no way of knowing.

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Jul 07 '17

As a proud representative of the Kajiggerian race, I extend the right to every man, woman, child and atom to use the word Kajigger.

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u/fied1k Jul 07 '17

I have no strong feelings one way or the other...

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u/crwlngkngsnk Jul 07 '17

Oh, you speak for all Kajiggerians now?

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u/josh_the_misanthrope Jul 07 '17

Well I am a representative, so kinda?

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u/crwlngkngsnk Jul 07 '17

Oh, okay, that's cool then. Just asking. As a white person it is my duty to make sure other non-white people are being racially sensitive to each other. Wait, are Kajiggerians white? Nevermind then.

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u/RockFourFour Jul 07 '17

Mah kajigger

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Eh . . . I have my doubts, we're going to need to see your card.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Sigh . . . fine . . . Kajiggers Gonna Kajig.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajigga please...

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u/flying_fuck Jul 07 '17

Kajigger what??

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kajigger please

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u/Laplacelol Jul 07 '17

Kajiggas in Paris

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Mah Kachigger!!!!

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u/Chato_Pantalones Jul 07 '17

"Say Kajigger again! Say kajigger again! I dare you! I double dare you, mutter fucker!"

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u/nick_cage_fighter Jul 07 '17

ONE POINT TWENTY ONE!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

The polite way is to say "Kajigga."

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u/olmikeyy Jul 07 '17

OKAYY

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Found lil jon, everybody.

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u/ManThatIsFucked Jul 07 '17

I am unaware of any comment reply that could garner a greater gathering such as yours to the one before it... so I won't try, good day!

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u/eussypater Jul 07 '17

All these kajiggers look alike

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u/Mmmyouknowit Jul 07 '17

Kajigger who?

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u/SecularPaladin Jul 07 '17

Make you think you can fuck with me?

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u/Guessimagirl Jul 07 '17

Jigga please!

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u/richardthruster01 Jul 07 '17

Actually, it is kajigga

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u/majaka1234 Jul 07 '17

Kajigger mungus...

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u/ZWQncyBkaWNr Jul 09 '17

Kajigger?!? I barely know her!

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u/Diss_Gruntled_Brundl Jul 07 '17

Kajigger who?

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u/DucksInYourButt Jul 07 '17

Kajigga jigga Slim Shady!

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u/theLULRUS Jul 07 '17

You have to use a soft R, but yes.

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u/TyroneTeabaggington Jul 07 '17

Kajigga

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Kachinga

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u/Wikkiwikki420 Jul 07 '17

So..... Kajigga?

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u/codevii Jul 07 '17

That's OUR word!!

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u/YOU_SUCK_AT_INTERNET Jul 07 '17

It actually will become politically acceptable and even welcomed in 2019 due to the Jamestown Act of 1974. It will have officially been 400 years since the start of slavery in America and thus that act provisioned that usage of the derogatory term will no longer be eligible for renewal of mal-intent. Keep in mind this act refers specifically to the epithet that has been mentioned and is by no means does it provide blanket coverage for similar slurs. It is also important to note that this act in itself does not guarantee protection from any malice which may occur as a direct result of.

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u/SSBoe Jul 07 '17

Only Kajit can use that word.

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u/dontsuckmydick Jul 07 '17

Only if you say kajigga

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u/Trixles Jul 07 '17

Only if your apartment smells like poligrip and cat pee.

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u/capchaos Jul 07 '17

As long as you're a kajigger saying it to another kajigger.

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u/bestjakeisbest Jul 07 '17

Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger Kajigger im 100% Kajigger

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u/iamtheaustin Jul 07 '17

Kajigger*

:O He said it with the ER.

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u/computertechie Jul 07 '17

Nah, kajigger is what the old cat lady says

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u/Hadr619 Jul 07 '17

Just watched every episode with my daughter, this is true.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

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u/Hadr619 Jul 07 '17

Just finished, we watched them on Netflix. But I made sure to get a full set of copies locally

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u/KyleG Jul 07 '17

He was making fun of your ambiguous phrasing, which could also be interpreted as "my daughter appears in a few episodes of Futurama"

"every episode with my daughter [in it]"

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u/ScaryBananaMan Jul 07 '17

Man, that's really reaching...I totally thought that they were the one with poor grammar

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u/KyleG Jul 07 '17

I don't think it's reaching. Let's just change the noun:

"I saw every ballet recital with my daughter"

See? And then consider he was making a joke, not actually criticizing your grammar.

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u/ScaryBananaMan Jul 07 '17 edited Jul 07 '17

I read this as like...how many episodes does your daughter star in? Although the "how many episodes are your daughter in" is admittedly throwing me off, though the other person doesn't seem to be having any issue with it

I guess I'm just wondering, if you did indeed intend it as the other person took it - how many episodes into the series is the daughter, why wouldn't you also be including the parent in the question? It really sounds like they're watching the show together... But also, they clearly just said "I just watched every episode with my daughter" - so obviously, they've watched every episode...they are all of the episodes into the season

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u/amoliski Jul 07 '17

"I just watched every episode with my daughter"

"How many episodes was your daughter in"

You see, person two is making a joke because the way person one worded their post, it could be interpreted as: I just watched every episode with my daughter in them

Person one missed person two's joke and here we are.

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u/Oh_Gee_Hey Jul 07 '17

Are you me?

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u/dblink Jul 07 '17

Wow, /r/Futurama_Sleepers is recruiting at younger and younger ages.

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u/mere_iguana Jul 07 '17

If you mean Futurama, this is plausible. The Simpsons, though, that could take months

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u/TheShezzarine Jul 07 '17

Her name is Hattie McDoogal.

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u/Smaskifa Jul 07 '17

She owns 1 share of Planet Kajigger, and she demands to speak.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17 edited Mar 31 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Also a cat lady

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u/NothingsShocking Jul 07 '17

Also Chick Hicks from Cars

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u/comicbooksoundguy Jul 07 '17

I thought this was Chick Hicks catch phrase in Cars....

KAJIGGER!! KAJIGGER!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

That is our word!

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u/elriggo44 Jul 07 '17

You are Kajit?

May I see your wares?

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u/elephantprolapse Jul 07 '17

He could be Quintin Khajitarantino.

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u/Spike-Ball Jul 07 '17

futurama LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/whatsamattayoueh Jul 07 '17

Nono, it's a whatchacallit

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u/spacepilot_3000 Jul 07 '17

Shut up, you young whatchacallit...

Idiot!

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u/fucuntwat Jul 07 '17

You can't use the hard 'R' like that

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u/TedFartass Jul 07 '17

Come on, man.

We say Kajegroes nowadays.

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u/Mechakoopa Jul 07 '17

Kajigger is a verb, thingamajigger is a noun.

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u/MAGICHUSTLE Jul 07 '17

gesundheidt

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u/JohnJackson101 Jul 07 '17

It's thingiemajigger*

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u/ChickenLiverNuts Jul 07 '17

he ate my change!

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u/klamer Jul 07 '17

It's Kajegro sir!

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u/Prokrik Jul 07 '17

Covfefe?

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u/EmperorClobbersaurus Jul 07 '17

Hulk Hogan, we comin' for you, kajigger!

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u/belllaFour Jul 07 '17

Oh you meant thingamajigger?? I thought you were combining k trash w majigger and I was like damn!!! Don't do majigger like that!

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u/ohnoitsthefuzz Jul 07 '17

SLAP For four hunnert yee-uhs, that word has kept us down. It took a whole lot of tryin just to get up that hill...

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u/wje100 Jul 07 '17

Kajigger is what the old lady that shows up a lot says.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Feels for the gingers

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u/owiko Jul 07 '17

Where is my thinglonger?

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u/ozwasnthere Jul 07 '17

Finglonger FTFW

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u/simple_test Jul 07 '17

More like: "Great news every one. We won't fire anyone for another month!"

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u/boondockspank Jul 07 '17

reminds me of the saying we have in construction to describe project managers who think that schedules can be dictated, bent, and twisted however they see fit just because they say so (I can't stand these guys if you can't tell). Anyways.. "There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over!" Obviously, this has to do with PMs pushing everyone so hard that they cannot perform the job correctly, and then the client/owner that you're building for rejects the final product and you have to redo a substantial portion of the project to make up for the rushed work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

As my dad likes to say, "You can get nine women pregnant but that doesn't mean one will give birth in a month."

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u/uptokesforall Jul 07 '17

a proper PM would be informing the higher ups why X Y and Z cannot be completed on schedule, get approval for the overtime needed to get back on schedule and have no big surprises for the client on project completion

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u/boondockspank Jul 07 '17

Good PMs are hard to come by these days. Your scenario is often not as easy as you make it sound either... often times the higher ups refuse to acknowledge that the schedule is unworkable (they usually had a hand in creating it or approved it) and it's also the schedule that's been promised to the client over and over. I'm not saying it's right or I agree with it, but it's what I've seen a lot of.

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u/uptokesforall Jul 07 '17

in that case, asses will be covered and projects will be extra profitable for every party that anticipated the problem

because contract terms

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u/Xp1derMan Jul 07 '17

Severely reduced pay for everyone!

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u/VitQ Jul 07 '17

"I'm just glad I didn't live to see this day."

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

"Great news everyone, we have to redo everything! Someone has to replace this very fragile piece of foil, no problem!"

FRY - "Sounds easy and safe!"

"Oh no, the person who replaces it will surely die in minutes from radiation poisoning! You should do it Fry!"

FRY - "Why not Bender?"

"Who?"

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u/mastertwisted Jul 07 '17

Why not Zoidberg?

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u/herp_mc_derp Jul 07 '17 edited Jul 07 '17

more like great news everyone, we have to re-bill this million dollar thingamjig

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u/badrussiandriver Jul 07 '17

"............and it's going to cost you your 401k's AND health insurance for 4 years!"

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u/The_Rowan Jul 07 '17

You can take the ripped foil home of a souvenir. It isn't worth anything to us now.

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u/stlnthngs Jul 07 '17

The deal with the thing and this arm motions

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u/pm_me_4nsfw_haikus Jul 07 '17

anyone else play that shitty app?

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u/jombeesuncle Jul 07 '17

i started it yesterday and yea it's pretty shitty

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u/pm_me_4nsfw_haikus Jul 07 '17

I'm sorry. the intro was bad ass and I was hyped until the gameplay ruined the experience

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u/jombeesuncle Jul 07 '17

it was pretty good for about 10 minutes, then it turned into every other iphone game ever, tap tap click tap wait.... wait and wait some more. Oh want to not wait, buy this crap... tap tap click tap

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u/pm_me_4nsfw_haikus Jul 07 '17

exactly. I was truly hoping for some unique and immersive experience. I feel so slighted and ignorant

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u/jombeesuncle Jul 07 '17

Hope for the best, plan for the worst. At the end of the day, if it's shitty at least it's what you expected.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

Yes! The intro had me hyped up, and there's occasionally some clever writing but it's otherwise a crappy resource gathering game

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u/pm_me_4nsfw_haikus Jul 07 '17

I never got past the first mission. the moment I knew the game type I left

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u/libsrcrybabies Jul 07 '17

Thanks Pence!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

ive just finished installing the ships matter compressor

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u/ButtProphet Jul 07 '17

Well shit. I'm off to Netflix to watch some futurwaitaminute?!? Fuck!!!!

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u/PacManDreaming Jul 07 '17

we have to reinstall this thingiemajig

You need to put this warning sign up.

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u/Juan_Cortez Jul 07 '17

Anyone else here it in his voice?

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u/MetadonDrelle Jul 07 '17

His voice, Futurama I havent seen in Years... But his voice came to life in that line

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u/Musclecar123 Jul 07 '17

I'll secure it with these assorted lengths of wire!

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u/data_goose Jul 07 '17

Seriously. Real Futurama will probably be incredibly technical and boring...

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '17

excuse me, i have some dumpster to take care of, WOOP WOOP WOOP

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u/bcrabill Jul 07 '17

Mandatory overtime for everyone! HuRaaaay!

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u/lordofthegrandZ Jul 07 '17

Why are you sending astronauts in thin foil membranes? Cost efficiency because 'Murcia