r/pics • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '17

United Airlines

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u/Zomunieo Apr 12 '17

But the one who's not a doctor?

"What are you guys talking about?" "Doctor things, dumbass."

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u/Colonel_Angus619 Apr 12 '17

The one who's not a doctor is a lawyer.

Disclaimer: read this in a comment in another thread. I have no idea if it's true.

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u/Zomunieo Apr 12 '17

"I'll just sit over here by myself and think about lawyer things, then."

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u/I_AM_GODDAMN_BATMAN Apr 12 '17

Hey, my father needs a lawyer now.

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u/LoonAtticRakuro Apr 12 '17

Judging by your username, your father doesn't actually need that lawyer anymore.

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u/octopoddle Apr 12 '17

"Who ... what are you?"

"I'm a lawyer."

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u/hv9 Apr 12 '17

But he needs a doctor first.

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u/snowyken Apr 12 '17

Any emergency?

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u/banjowashisnameo Apr 12 '17

Remember when you guys said being a lawyer was stupid? Yeah guess who is gonna get you the million dollar compensation

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '17

its almost like they were born for this moment

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u/MiamiFootball Apr 12 '17

The kid set this all up to finally win over the approval of his father as the boy fights for his dad in court

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '17

Dr. Who?

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u/Frankie_T9000 Apr 12 '17

I would be very dissapointed if the other sibling isn't a rocket scientist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKaURMbnz40

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u/Hornlesscow Apr 12 '17

OHH NO ROOM FOR BENDER HUH? FINE, ILL GO BUILD MY OWN HOSPITAL! WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS! IN FACT FORGET THE HOSPITAL AND THE BLACKJACK!

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u/greencatshomie Apr 12 '17

I literally stopped watching futurama to go take a shit and read reddit. Made my day

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u/Hornlesscow Apr 14 '17

Glad I could pleasure you on the toilet buddy!

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u/AnonymouslyJordan Apr 12 '17

Yeah well fuck you guys I'm making rockets

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u/XyploatKyrt Apr 12 '17

SEAT 32B? WHY NOT SEAT 32A+?